Game:Zork

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“It is Uncyclopedia. You are likely to be pwned by an Oscar Wilde quote.(and then eaten by a grue)”

~ Zork on Uncyclopedia

“Don't you think you've taken the whole "grue" thing too far? I mean, you made an entire text adventure based purely around one small part of the actual version, with virtually no other humorous attributes whatsoever. You've also portrayed the grue as some sort of unkillable God, however in the actual game it can easily be killed simply by... OH MY GOD! I'M BEING EATEN BY A GRUE!”

~ User:DoNotWant on Grue

“We funded this.”

~ Grue Spokesperson on Zork

“DDOOOMOOO!!!”

~ Domo-Kun on Grues

“Thanks to you, you horrible, death-by-grue-loving, insane bastard, I now have to DREAM about Grues eating me alive. I mean, come on, its MY dreams, and with this game that the Foundation for Grues obviously funded, these damn DOMO-KUNS took over my dreams! I mean, what the hell! Seriously, I'm calling the fucking FBI right now. This is an outrage. I'll call the National Animal Control thingy or whatever they've got to FIND YOU AND BLOW YOUR FREAKING BRAI--wait... No... Wait! I... No! DONT PLAY THIS! IT HAS GRUES!! AAARGHH!! AAAAAAH AAAH AA--”

~ User:mistat520 on Zork

This article is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you run like hell or use extreme sarcasm before it eats you too.

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Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire	Score: 0	Moves: 0
C:\> Run "Zork"_ ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire Copyright (c) 2005, 2006, 200X Unfocom, Inc. All rights reserved. Revision 724763874 / Serial Number 75 There is a leaflet on the floor. > take leaflet Stolen. > read leaflet Welcome to the Zork page. In this space you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most dangerous creatures you've ever seen like e- The rest of the leaflet has been torn. Eurg!! > look You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner. There is half a leaflet next to the Grue. North South East West inventory Take rest of leaflet pwn grue lol If you want, you can also: restore saved game consult in-game help open start menu call tech support

[edit] See Also

• Ze Quest
• Unfocom
• Grue
• The Gruesome Book of Grues
• The Rezorkful Book of Cheats

[edit] External links

• The so-called "real" Zork, playable online
• IF only...
• Free Games
• Inactive Fiction
• More info about Zork

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