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ZILKO

This Week, Delivered yearly (or so), $0.14, £2.50 in Alaska

How to eat your teenage girlfriends, Edition 3

Tips on blood, hearts and crafts
How to swallow
More on: bone crushing

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How to dress for a this-weeky weather

Tips on summer dresses
What to do for next month

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This Week, the prices on Catalae in CafePress have

gone down. The Catalae has been determined as a
rare group of psuedospecies on the west wing.
Damn dogs are touching your eyes. Damn... Damn
dogs. Y'should ship them all off to Hawa-Yee
Dammit...

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Geek Area

Apple invents new application version!
Computers in DOS mean more text!
Johnny Hilfiger brings back DOS to the most latest computer!
Hello (again)!
Soup... Quite

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Joe Zombie: ,,Phones are easier today for zombies too!´´

Former president of New Zealand,
Joe Zombie, has just come up to Zilko and given an
interview on Phones and their easy-to-use
interfaces. Besides that, Nokia is updating the
name of it's Nokia nSeries in Europe
to zSeries. This caught a lot of people to buy
it. If Microsoft changes it's latest OS called
mSystem to zSystem, they could probably get
3-4 new buyers

Science Fiction Upgrade

Former president of television, Scifi Chanel
has just announced the Operating Television
Channel Bringing Scientifically Modified Fiction
To Your Home (OTCBSMFTYH or just Odd bum
Smith) will soon be brought to people by using 3
new kinds of Canadian (Cuh-naw-dee-un) Fruits.
The Kümkvätling, A swedish-russian type of
semi-fruit and a few others, GOTTA GO!

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In Other News...
The news!
Your Mom arrested for dgur dlienig

Today Your Mom was arrested for dgur dealing,
as she dealed with dgurs all the time, she was
caught and that's it. She also says that dgurs
are not durgs, as they should be. Former
anagrammatist Blil Gtaes says,
Your Mom is Roo Yumm as in, Roo is yummy

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I think I just ate Your Dog
What? How could that be possible. Usually
it's "I think I just ate Your Mom." Back to the real
world, Your Dog was the tastiest treat I ever ate.
Your Mom tastes ½ of a 7/89 of 3 halfs of
a quarter of a 7 of Your Dog. That means he's cute.
Probably. You wouldn't happen to have any
insurance? Do you? Because I need some, for my wife.
She ate my underdogs... and underwear. I think you
need some more Doggie-Doom Crunchies here...

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