Zebra (Bastidge)
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“A horse is a horse, of course of course. But Zebra (Bastidge) is a horse with stripes. :)”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zebra
Zebra in traditional attire
Zebra is a horse with racing stripes and a bad case of crap on his hooves :P and hes hmm interesting none of the less.
Hmm anyone see zebra's boxer shorts lately??? i wonder if they accidentally fell into my washing basket ;-o
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[edit] Crazyness
Concerned Friend says: morning Z!
Concerned Friend says: sup?
.::zebra::. says: usual
Concerned Friend says: dogs?
.::zebra::. says: yeah
Concerned Friend says: hi horse man
Concerned Friend says: sup?
.::zebra::. says: usual friend
Concerned Friend says: cats?
.::zebra::. says: yeah
Concerned Friend says: ay lines! what goin down?
.::zebra::. says: usual
Concerned Friend says: flying tequila?
.::zebra::. says: exactly.
Concerned Friend says: zebralicious!
Concerned Friend says: whats the happy haps?
.::zebra::. says: the chicken of lemon ordinance is returning on the next red moon
.::zebra::. says: so they tell me
Concerned Friend says: okay...
Concerned Friend says: and "they" are...
.::zebra::. says: you know...the chicken keepers
[edit] Zebra Crossing conspiricy
We have what are know as "Zebra Crossings" because; a few years ago everyone got annoyed of the amout of zebras in the road all the time (you see drivers stopped for the zebras but they didn't stop for us did they?) so what they did was make zebra crossings to confuse the drivers so people may cross.
From this, there have been fatalitys, from the doings of the chicken keepers clan, who'se hatered of the Zebra (bastidge) is well known and tolerated in some states. The IFFPCZ (the International Federation For the Prevention of Cruelty to Zebras) refutes this claim, and of the legitimacy of the Chicken keepers clan, but they always refute everything so no one takes any notice anyway.
[edit] The History Of the Zebra
Born up at some place called australia zoo (owned by Steve Irwin, maybe), zebra became well known in the herd for being a rather wild child. In his teenaged years he was known to date every female zebra known to the herd and then some... in later years he became a guru on all things bizarre and werid.
the whereabouts of his former lovers is unknown but they are still chasing him down for back payment of child support as he has many many many Children around the place (specfically in Africa and eastern Equadore.)
[edit] Censorship
CENSORSHIP is a major world problem caused a condition of the human psyche overpowered organizations in which a company MAKES it owns regulations. In many cases, censorship is somewhat played off as a means of helping the PEOPLE in a country protect themselves from the undesireable CONTENT the world has to offer.
