Zambia
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Zambia is a land-locked country in Southern Africa. It is a nation of rebels who live in large slums and make hip hop and drum & bass music using Garage Band on the Mac. Zambia's chief exports are Drum&Bass music, Q-fm via internet stream, and Zambian actor's (Denzel 'thinking he's American' Washington, Katie Price, Wesley 'tax evader' Snipes, Paris Hilton, Jade Goody and Peter Andre). Zambian's are known for their bad looks and bad afros.
The people of Zambia (Zambians) enjoy shit wine and cheap foods. Zambian fine drink is called Piss, and their expensive luxury foods are called Vomit and Shit.
Puss is the beverage of choice for the young ones. Piss's controversial marketing campaign swept the Zambian nation with the slogan "It makes children strong, happy and fairly drunk sometimes."
Chibuku is the 'go-to' drink for the adults and policemen who cannot afford slum beer. Slum beer is a high class beer and has often been call the Wine of Zambia (or Zam-Win). When they drink this according to Charlie Gillett they give an address then after a few sips they collapse and are taken home in a wheelbarrow by professioonal drunk-sweeps while listening to sweet kalindula music!
Hip Hop was invented 200 years ago at the turn of the 19th century by a Zambian subculture bush boys also known as b-boys. In 1972 over 5,000 b-boys made pedal boats from fresh bamboo trees and made the brave trek across the Atlantic ocean to the Bronx NYC to escape the rising heat of Global Warming. The b-boys teamed up with the MCs and the DJs and thus began their mission to infiltrate the mainstream music industry with their catchy new blend of Jazz, R&B and rythmnic poetry they called Hip Hop.
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Robert Mugabe is from Zambia but is too ashamed to admit it so he emigrated to Zimbabwe. Zimbabwe owns Zambia and Czech Republic owns Zimbabwe.
Zambia is famous for its country being dominated and taken by every country in the world including Lichetenstein which is million times smaller than Zambia.
