Zack Snyder
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“Who watches Zack Snyder is what I wanna know.”
~ Captain Obvious on Zack Snyder
Zack Snyder is considered the worst directors of Hollywood along with Steven Spielberg, George Lucas, Peter Jackson, and Uwe Boll. He is notable for directing Cabin Fever, Dawn of the Dead, 300, Watchmen, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, and Sucker Punch.
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[edit] Beginning and his early works
When he was first born in Sparta, New York, he realized how much bad a filmmaker can make money. But then, he raised to be a McDonald's chef and an accidental person.
He was a man with no logic. However, the comics helped him make the films. And so do the remakes. He reads the comics and watch the remakes. Of course, they are the porn of Zack. Doesn't make sense huh? Well fuck you! Anyway, he decided to make a Cabin Fever with an Eli Roth, which made it so pornographic everywhere. PANCAKES!
Despite the pancakes, he made Dawn of the Dead, the remake. He remade it because remakes are his favorite medicine.
Dawn of the Dead and Cabin Fever were praised by nobody. Due to that, Zack tries to cook pancakes.
[edit] 300
SPARTAAAAAAAAAANS were publishing a comic of themselves. They are planning to star in Zack's movie, 300. This is a work of destruction. Apparently, Leonidas fights with his Spartan army the Persian empire. Does this sound familiar?
Anyway, on its way to post-production, Nolan treated Snyder batshit. Meaning that Heath Ledger should've join 300. Well, why so serious?
[edit] Watchmen
The Dark Knight was big, but this movie was small. All talking. That's right, all talking! TALKING! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! The end.
[edit] Death
He died out of nowhere in his age of 100. He died because he starved to death. He wanted to eat all the Spartans, but were extinct. What a sensitive man.
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