ZOMG
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“ZOMG ur such a n00b u ju$t got pwn3d w00t!! kthx”
~ Oscar Wilde on the Internet
ZOMG (including its variant zomg in lower case) is a commonly used Internet Interjection (or Inin, or II) with a meaning that could range anywhere from "Wheee!" to "Aaaaigh!" to "Whaaat??!!!" to "OH YEAHHHHHH!!!!"
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[edit] Origin
ZOMG was the ruler of the planet XYRZON until 2451 AD, when he was overthrown by KFOP after the battle of SHMUR. the battle marked the violent end to ZOMG'S noble reign as ultra-lord. KFOP soon proved to be an incapable ruler of XYRZON, and the planet collapsed into chaos in 2453. since that day, the residents of XYRZON have used ZOMG as a declaration, nay, an exclaimation of hope. hope that one day peace shall return to XYRZON, on the shoulders of a truly worthy king.
Some progressive intellectuals suggest that "ZOMG" has actually strayed from this original meaning, but most of these people were forced to ride around naked on bicycles with no seats until they recanted, so the traditional meaning remains the same. Most people recanted after the invention of the pot-hole by Bill Gates in 1911. BILLY MAYS ALSO SAID ZOMG WHEN HE SAW SHAMWOW
[edit] Where the "Z" came from
Various theories exist to explain how the letter "Z" became attached to the beginning of "OMG". The general view until 1903 was that it stood for "zerglings". Some people even contend that zoo keepers used it as an acronym for, "Zebras, oh my God!!!" whenever their zebras would do a monthly jailbreak and stampede out of the zoo. Naturally, it was written by hand and passed with notes before the invention of the internet and subsequently instant messengers.
With the invention of the game StarCraft (Blizzard Entertainment) came a new flood of new, overused abbreviations, such as 'gg', 'gl hf', etc. As the development of this game came around the same time that the "Z" began appearing, a correlation was generally assumed. However, in 1903, Chinese political leader and communist visionary Mao Zedong, at the time ten years old, strictly forbade the usage of the "Z", which quelled all discussion of the matter. Eventually, however, Mao got so ugly that he couldn't even look at a computer screen without causing it to shatter, and he was unable to enforce his rigorous policy.
Passion over the subject was inspired again in 1943, when Italian physicist Enrico Fermi published his famous essay "Concerning StarCraft." However, this was also during the time when the .mpeg format for video files was invented, which made downloading porn so easy that it was almost a requirement of all internet users. As StarCraft faded into the background, Fermi's essay aroused almost no public interest, so the origin and meaning of the "Z" remain mysteries to this day. StarCraft is still used to relief work stress to this day.
Some people also say the "Z" came from Zorro's natural enemies, the Nazi Pirates, because when he whipped out his metallic light saber, they'd say "ZORRO! OH MY GOD!" Most people stopped referring to Zorro when he became the 119th element (Zorronium). Then he went on to kill himself because he wasn't famous anymore.
[edit] Usage
The term "ZOMG" is used at any point of a conversation when an unnerving event occurs, or an event that specifically includes Zoidberg, whose nickname happens to be ZOMG.
In moments of shock, this word may be deployed. However, the shock must be genuine...If it is not, the perpetrator will be shot in the face on sight. Also the user must incorporate the "Zoidberg eyes" into the expression, as he is an actual doctor and must be treated as such.
Examples of Usage:
"ZOMG!" "zomg!" "z omg!"
[edit] Pronunciation
- 1. (tzō-mī-GÄD)
Or, as 'Oh my god' sans spaces and with 'z' sound.
It may be helpful to imagine that you are a horny teenaged girl while attempting to pronounce this acronym. If you are a teenaged girl who disputes her horniness, don't bother. It will come naturally.
- 2. (ZÄMG)
Phonetic, as spelled.
- 3 (zō-em-JEE)
When you can't make up your mind.
[edit] Notes
- People who normally wouldn't say "oh my God" can say "stfu" without actually feeling guilty.
- Also, your mother's a whore.
- Zomg really? Yeah Really ,,|,,
- ZOMG I can bind, WINRAWR!.
