Yugoslav Wars (video game)
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Breakup of Yugoslavia
SUP_T1T0: man, yugoslavia is teh greatest nation on the planet. im living proof that communism works!
*server down/rebooting ping 1..2...3...4...5...6...*
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: wtf, this serve is so fukkin glitchy
*SUP_T1T0 has been banned*
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: WUT!? H4X, HOW CAN THE ADMIN BAN HIMSELF!?!
*Admin is no longer idle*
Admin: sorry, this server is always glitchy there isnt really anything i can do
SlavicBabe1337 Balkan Boiz: wut, tito is gone!?
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: apparently
SlavicBabe1337 Balkan Boiz: sooo whos the admin now?
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: me of course
SlavicBabe1337 Balkan Boiz: fuck no, i want to be able to have a say to
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: too^
SlavicBabe1337 Balkan Boiz: fuk off or i'm quitting this gay clan
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: u dont really have a fucking choice now, do you?
*Cr4azia has signed on*
Cr4azia Balkan Boiz: yo, waz up?
SlavicBabe1337 Balkan Boiz: tito is gone and Yougo is being a whore and wants all admin controls
Cr4azia Balkan Boiz: lulz fuck that
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: lets have a vote then to see who gets to become admin and clan leader
Cr4azia Balkan Boiz: sure
SlavicBabe1337 Balkan Boiz: fine
*K-MART is no longer idle*
*Mace_in_da_Face is no longer idle*
*MisterNegro is no longer idle*
*Volva is no longer idle*
*B0SN14 is no longer idle*
Mace_in_da_Face Balkan Boiz: so whats going on?
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: we're voting for the new admin
Mace_in_da_Face Balkan Boiz: k, cool
*server has crashed*
*maintenance required/rebooting ping 1...2...3...4...5...*
SlavicBabe1337 Balkan Boiz: im so sick of this server and its glitches
Cr4azia Balkan Boiz: agreed
K-MART Balkan Boiz: yougo has 1337 computer skills
SlavicBabe1337: uhhhh okay?
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: lol thanks, noobz were easy to hack
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: FUCK SHIT NOT PM!!!1!2!
SlavicBabe1337 Balkan Boiz: FUKKIN H4XORZ!!!!!!
Cr4azia Balkan Boiz: dam thats just nasty
Mace_in_da_Face Balkan Boiz: opps
SlavicBabe1337 Balkan Boiz: screw you guys, im sick of this dumb ass clan and all its fucking ass nooby members
*SlavicBabe1337 has left (Balkan Boiz) clan*
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: dats illegal bitch!!! rejoin you fukkor ur taking down my score!!!
SlavicBabe1337: no wai
SlavicBabe1337: you little PIG SHIT
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: THAT ISNT POSSIBLE
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: wawawawa, peace?
SlavicBabe1337: I ought too pulverize you but as long as u leave me alone then yeah, peace
*Cr4azia has left (Balkan Boiz) clan*
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: what? why are you leaving???
Cr4azia: because you h4x, and got owned by a chick so i think i can take you
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: grrrrr
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: muhahahahaha
Cr4azia: shit, SlavicBabe, halp?
SlavicBabe1337: u make a good buffer, besides, im just a chick :)
*M1L4N_BABIC has joined the game!*
*M1L4N_BABIC has created the Republic of Serbian Krajina!*
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: ;)
M1L4N_BABIC: tee hee
Cr4azia: WUT THE HELL!? dat guy is encrouching on mi territory!
M1L4N_BABIC: PRAISE SERBIA! DESTROY THE FILTHY DOGS KNOWN AS CROATS!
*M1L4N_BABIC has uploaded Ethnic_Hatred patch!*
Cr4azia: uh, what is that?
*Ethnic Serbs have slaughtered 20 Ethnic Croats*
*Republic of Serbian Krajina troops have killed five Croatian police officers*
*Ethnic Serbs evict Croats in Eastern Croatia*
Cr4azia: OMFG!!! STOP DOING THAT!!!
SlavicBabe1337: thats messed up, glad im out of this mess
*Republic of Serbian Krajina troops have slaughtered 17 Croats*
SlavicBabe1337: this is getting out of hand
Mace_in_da_Face Balkan Boiz: yea even i think thats over the top, sorry yougo
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: He shouldn't have left the clan then!
M1L4N_BABIC: DIE CROAT FUCKS DIE!
Cr4azia: at least stop the ethnic cleansing!!!
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: i can't control what m1l4n does
Cr4azia: u r so full of shyt, you are obviously funding him
* Mace_in_da_Face has left Balkan Boiz Clan*
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: hey! i thought we were tight? :(
Mace_in_da_Face: sry, just seems like this clan is falling apart, plus i dont rlly like wut u are doing to cr4zia
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: grrr, u r lucky i have all my troops in cr4zias place right now
* Uber_Union is no longer idle*
Uber_Union: ummm, just my opinion, no need to get mad or anything, but i think croatia and slovenia should be allowed their independence, and that the serbs in both countries shouldnt be allowed to separate.
Cr4azia: thanks uber union :)
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: no one asked u fukkin ass wipe euro
M1L4N_BABIC: DEATH TO CROATS!
*Admin is no longer idle*
Cr4azia: finally! ive been sending u like, hundreds of pms!!!
Admin: i was taking a dumb, sorry
Cr4azia: yougo is hacking all over and killing all my people!
Admin: holy crap, the map looks so different! it's only been like, 20 turns since T1T0 left, u guys fell apart really fast!
Cr4azia: HELP ME!!1!
Admin: fine fine keep your pants on
*Admin has imposed an Arms Embargo on the Balkan server*
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: oh man, what ever shall i do now? lulz
Cr4azia: CMON! yougo has all the guns! ur basically leaving me defenseless!
Admin: uhhh, okay, hold on
*Admin has sent peace keepers to Balkan server*
Cr4azia: u r useless
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: LMAO!
*Turdman has entered the game*
Turdman: cr4zia, u gotta hit back!
Cr4zia: im trying turdman, but they are to strong
Turdman: the croatian ppl will not stand by while we are slaughtered!!!
Cr4zia: wut else can i do!?
Turdman: leave it to me...
*Turdman has uploaded Ethnic_Hatred patch*
*Ethnic Serbs expelled from Croatian civil service*
*Ethnic Croats slaughter 13 ethnic Serbs *
*Ethnic Croats slaughter 21 ethnic Serbs *
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: hey! stop that!
Cr4zia: i cant control him!!!
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: oh, that sounds familiar now, doesn't it?
Cr4zia: shut up i just want peace
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: shuld have thought of that before leaving my clan!!!
Turdman: DIE YOU FUCKING SERB PIGS
MIL4N_BABIC: FUCKING SCUM CROAT U WILL DIE!
Admin: omg, what is wrong with you people! stop already!
*Admin has imposed a cease fire*
Uber_Union: yeah that solved it
Admin: id like to see you try better
Uber_Union: sure thing
YouGoSuckMeUp Balkan Boiz: This isnt any of ur buisness, fuk off uberunion!!
Uber_Union: all of you are apart of my system of course its my problem
*Ethnic Serbs have killed 32 Ethnic Croats*
*Ethnic Serbs have initiated mass rape attacks in Croatia!*
Uber_Union: thats just wrong
*Admin has imposed a cease fire*
Turdman: FUCKING SCUM WILL PAY!
Admin: i miss the good ole days when people would listen to my authority
Uber_Union: no one ever listened to your authority
BOSN14 Balkan Bois: hey serbia?
Greater_S3RB14 Balkan Boiz: wutwut? I'm kinda busy here!
BOSN14 Balkan Bois: i was wondering if it would be alright with u if i just, u know, left this clan
Greater_S3RB14 Balkan Boiz: fuck no! if you leave this clan i will tear you to shreds!!!
BOSN14 Balkan Bois: cmon, it isnt fair that you have complete control over everything now, i want to be independent like cr4z1a and SlavicBabe.
Greater_S3RB14 Balkan Boiz: just you try it and see what happens to your precious 'independence'
*BOSN14 has initiated independence referendum*
*GenocideIsMyGame is no longer idle*
GenocideIsMyGame: MUSLIM FLITH! We are apart of a GREATER SERBIA, not some muslim shit hole!
BOSN14 Balkan Boiz: well, sorry you feel that way, vote in the election as you wish.
GenocideIsMyGame: no! the serb people of Bosnia will boycott this illegal action!!!
BOSN14 Balkan Boiz: fine whatever
*BOSN14 has voted 99% in favor of independence!*
*BOSN14 has left Blakan Boiz clan!*
Greater_S3RB14 Balkan Boiz: Fucking NOOB!
BOSN14: just leave me in peace im done with you
*GenocideIsMyGame has declared the Serbian Republika of Srpska in Bosnia!*
BOSN14: hey, you can't do that!
GenocideIsMyGame: i will NEVER live under the rule of muslim pigs!
*boban81 is no longer idle*
*boban81 has declared the Croatian Republic of Bosnia!*
boban81: PRAISE CROATIA
Cr4z1a: i finally got some allies yo!
Greater_S3RB14 Balkan Boiz: as if me owning you in your own country wasn't enough you want me to pussy whip you here to?
Cr4z1a: shut it, im looking out for croats everywhere
Greater_S3RB14 Balkan Boiz: and i look out for serbs everywhere
BOSN14: both of u get ur asses out of my territory!!!
GenocideIsMyGame: how dare you take that tone you inferior muzzie!!!
*Bosnian Serb forces have struck Eastern Bosnia! Ethnic Cleansing commencing!*
*Bosnian Croat forces have struck Bosnia, 21 damage!*
Uber_Union: i thought we told you guys to STOP the ethnic cleansing!!!
Greater_S3RB14 Balkan Boiz: don't look at me, im not helping the bosnian serbs
Cr4z1a: yeah i aint helping bosnian croats either
BOSN14: you two are so full of shit, Uber_Union, I need help!
Uber_Union: i dunno, i tried to help cr4z1a and he turned out to be as much a genocidal creep as serbia
BOSN14: i promise all i want is peace :(
Uber_Union: fine hold on
Admin: what!? you guys arent the only thing i have to deal with in this game!?
Uber_Union: cr4z1a and serbia are going nuts on bosnia, what should we do?
Admin: uhhh....more peace keepers?
Uber_Union: good idea
BOSN14: that isnt enough! send as many of them as you want, it wont stop them from killing me! i need you to lift the arms embargo!
Admin: yea, sure thing, and let loads of weapons flow into an armed conflict
BOSN14: they will have arms anyways! serbia has caught a large stockpile and croatia is just smuggling them through his borders! IM SURROUNDED ON ALL SIDES!!!!
Admin: uhhh, sorry, nothing I can do
BOSN14: fine then there is one person i have left to help me
*Strz&Strpz has joined the game*
Strz&Strpz: you called?
BOSN14: hey buddy :)
Strz&Strpz: what up?
BOSN14: im being wiped out over here
Strz&Strpz: huh? i didn't know shit was going down, sorry
BOSN14: no prob
Strz&Strpz: damn those serbs are nuts, they have almost all your territory!!!
BOSN14: the croats have some to, we have basically nothing left :(
Strz&Strpz: YO MILO!
*Milo is no longer idle*
Milo: yes my imperialist master?
Strz&Strpz: can the sarcsm bub, what the hell do you think you are doing?
Milo: what ever do you mean?
Strz&Strpz: i know you control serbia, I know you are helping da serbs in bosnia, don't playing fucking coy with me
Milo: please good sir, maybe we can talk this over with some tea?
*Franc3 has joined the game*
Franc3: sacre blue mon ami, what iz it you tink you arez doing?
Strz&Strpz: trying to solve the worlds problems, get your pansy ass nose out of it
Franc3: now now, calm yourself mon ami, ze serbs are a gens fiers, proud people, as you say. zey are france's traditional ally, i must insist you leave zem alone.
Strz&Strpz: uh, are you BLIND?! If you didn't realize, there is GENOCIDE going on here!!! i thought you people said 'never again' after the holocaust?
Franc3: oui oui, we did, but we didn't expect it would ever happen again, you see? stopping it would require zee french people to...uhhh...do zomething, droite?
Strz&Strpz: it's been fifty years now and your just as spineless as when hitler pwned you
Franc3: Indignes! i shall not sit here and be insulted in such a manner! zee EU peacekeepers are doing fine az zey are, merci. we don't need you butting in
*Ethnic Serbs have killed 12 French Peacekeepers*
Franc3: MON DIUE! CELA N'EST PAS POSSIBLE!!!
Strz&Strpz: oh the irony
Franc3: scoundrels! cretins! you have defouled mon hommes de pays! zat is outrageous!
Strz&Strpz: are you on board for this now?
Franc3: oui oui, i shall support military action now!
Milo: this is s tragedy, the serb people deplore this act of terror upon our french allies!
Strz&Strpz: can it milo! you and your allies are going down...once we get in agreement over here
Greater_S3RB14 Balkan Boiz: oh nooooo, we are so scared, hahahaha
BOSN14: lol you dumb asses will get it now
Strz&Strpz: I call this meeting of the super awsm western countries into order!
YouKay: I say, this is quite a predicament we have ourselves in the balkans ol' chaps!
Franc3: ze serb dogs must be taught a lesson for zeir vile acts!
Strz&Strpz: agreed, we just need a unanimous vote on it
NATO: yeah, as long as you all agree ill get cracking on military operations
Franc3: oui, all in favor of committing troops to ze bosnian nation say aye/
Strz&Strpz: wow wow wow, hold on. Troops? i aint committing any troops anywhere. I just got owned in Somailia I ain't prepared to get caught up in something like this again where CNN is showing dead Americans on the news!!!
YouKay: well what do you propose we do then good sir?
Strz&Strpz: i was just hoping we could bomb the shit out of the Bosnian Serbs
C4nuck: i dunno USA, are you talking about air strikes alone? r u sure that would stop em, eh?
Strz&Strpz: listen, Milo maybe smart but his troops are a bunch of poorly trained third world bitches who'll retreat in droves.
Franc3: when haz our meddleing in ze zird world ever turned out to be zat simple?
Strz&Strpz: just do it, alright!?
Franc3: nevair! ze french people want vengance! we want troops in bosnia!
Strz&Strpz: im not doing that!
Franc3: well ill vote against it if it iz not included apart of our operation!
NATO: ah shit
C4nuck: praise democracy, eh?
*Bosnian Serbs have started ethnic cleansing against Bosniaks and Croats in Prijedor Province*
*Bosnian Serbs kill 54 Bosniaks, 23 Croats*
*Bosniak and Croat homes ransacked*
*Bosnian Serbs kill 102 Bosniaks, 54 Croats*
GenocideIsMyGame: what I do!?!?
Admin: STOP THAT ALREADY!!!
GenocideIsMyGame: they did that to themselves
Admin: yeah because people usually rape and mutilate themselves in Bosnia, right?
GenocideIsMyGame: well they are muslims?
Admin: you are sick
*Bosnian Serbs set up Omarska Concentration Camp*
*1,200 Bosniaks imprisoned*
*Bosnian Serbs begin mass rape and ethnic cleansing in Prijedor Province/death toll:5000*
Milo: so much for being quiet
Croats vs. Bosnia
*Bosnian Croats strike Bosnia, 9 damage!*
*Croatian Defence Council begins invasion of central Bosnia
BOSN14: why do you always go after me :(
boban88: cuz ur muslim, sorry.
*Bosnia repulses attacks*
BOSN14: but look at serbia! he's in your country right now trying to take it over! serbs are killing both our people! Why must we fight one another?
boban88: because...well...i dunno
*Croat Defence Council begins Ethnic Cleansing campaign against Bosniaks in Central Bosnia/ death_toll:200*
BOSN14: come to your fucking SENSES! THIS is why the world thinks we are all insane
*Croatian Defence Council strikes Bosnia, 7 damage!
*Bosnia strikes Croatian Defence Council, CRITICAL HIT, 56 damage!
boban88: SHIT! WHY CANT I TAKE CENTRAL BOSNIA!
*Croatian Defence Council forces retreat!
Turdman: don't stop! go go go! attack!
Cr4z1a: i dunno turdman, bosnia has a point. maybe we should try and get bosnian croats and bosniaks to team up, then we can get serbs out of our country
Turdman: NO NO MURDER THEM NOW!
*Croatian Defence Council begins siege of Mostar!
*Croatian Defence Council begins Lašva Valley ethnic cleansing campaign!
BOSN14: please allah save me
*RatMan is no longer idle*
GenocideIsMyGame: ah ratman, my best general. the croats and muslims are weak, i want you to wipe them all out now
RatMan: sure thing boss
*Bosnian Serb forces strike Bosnia, 32 damage!*
*Bosnian Serb forces strike Bosnian Croat froces, 41 damage!*
*Bosnian Serb forces strike Bosnia, 54 damage!*
*Bosnian Serb forces strike Bosnian Croat froces, 74 damage!*
BOSN14: HEY! THAT HOMO GOT LIKE, FOUR TURNS IN A ROW! H4X!!!
RatMan: pathetic swine, you die now
BOSN14: MOTHER CUKER YOU ARE SO GOING TO HELL I HOPE YOU BURN YOU BITCH BIG SWINE
*RatMan begins systematic rape and murders of Croats and Muslims!*
Admin: HEY! I DESIGNATED SREBRENICA A SAFE ZONE! That means no attacking!
RatMan: its serbian land, ill do what my leader requires of me and enjoy myself doing it
Strz&Strpz: hellz no that is the LAST straw!
*NATO shoot down 4 Serbian aircraft in no fly zone!*
Greater_S3RB1A: Western scum! that is OUR military you are shooting down!
Strz&Strpz: shouldn't have flown it in the no fly zone then, huh?
Strz&Strpz: Croatia, Bosnia, guys, c'mon. stop killing each other and work together!
Turdman: work with MUSLIMS?!
BOSN14: these guys are sick USA, I can't work with them
Strz&Strpz: fine, then we'll just let Serbia walk all over you two. no nato assistance
BOSN14: uh...i guess we can try it
Cr4z1a: i wasn't in to the whole ethnic cleansing thing anyways
boban88: i can get bosnian croats to stop the offensive of muslims if u want
Turdman: I WILL ENVER WORK WIT THOS FUKKIN MUZZIE, NEVER U HAVE TO KILL ME FIRST BEFOR I GO TO A MUSLIMS AND SHAKE HIS DIRTY HAND!
Turdman: DIE BURN IN HELL TOWEL HEAD!
Turdman: FUCKING BITCH ASS CUNT MUSLIM DOG!@1!
Strz&Strpz: alright, lets get to work
*Bosnian Serbs now control 70% of Bosnia/Eastern Croatia*
Milo: soon we will have a GREATER serbia
Milo: how many more turns until we have all of croatia and bosnia?
GenocideIsMyGame: i dunno, ratman spends most his time slaughtering everyone and burning villages, may be like twenty
*BOSN14 has struck Bosnian Serb forces, 12 damage!*
*Cr4z1a has struck Serbian forces in Croatia, 16 damage!*
Milo: how sadm they think they can beat us
*NATO has bombed Bosnian Serb artillery, 23 damage!*
Milo: uh oh
GenocideIsMyGame: you said NATO wouldn't get involved!!!
Milo: i dunno what happened!!! they were at one anothers throats seconds ago!!!
Strz&Strpz: we got the croats and bosniaks to sign a peace agreement. now we don't need to put our troops on the ground seeing as they are good enough to defeat you with our air support
GenocideIsMyGame: muslims and croats fight like pansies
*Bosnian Serb forces have struck Bosnia, 17 damage!*
*Greater_S3RB14 has struck Croatia, 21 damage!*
*BOSN14 has struck Bosnian Serb forces, 16 damage!*
*Cr4z1a has struck Serbian forces in Croatia, CRITICAL HIT!!! 65 damage!*
*NATO has bombed Bosnian Serb infrastructure, 43 damage!*
*Greater_S3RB14 has struck Croatia, 9 damage!*
*Cr4z1a has struck Serbian forces in Croatia, CRITICAL HIT!!! 86 damage!*
*Greater_S3RB14 has retreated from Eastern Croatia!!*
Greater_S3RB14: gah, we lost in croatia
Milo: FUCKING IMBECILE!!!
USA: cr4z1a, hold up, dont go into Greater_S3RB14's territory
Cr4z1a: awww come on! they are weak, i want vengance!
Strz&Strpz: no! help bosnia aginst serbs there, then we get serbia to sign cease fire
Turdman: wut i tell you?! should never have made an agreement with muslims! now we cant butcher the serbs!!!
*BOSN14 has struck Bosnian Serb forces, 13 damage!
*Cr4z1a has struck Bosnian Serb forces, 17 damage!
*Bosnian Serb forces have struck Bosnia, 4 damage!*
GenocideIsMyGame: we are fucked. Do something ratman!
*Bosnian Serb forces have taken UN peace keepers hostage!*
Admin: why do you hate me?
*BOSN14 has struck Bosnian Serb forces, 21 damage!
*Cr4z1a has struck Bosnian Serb forces, 37 damage!
*NATO has bombed Bosnian Serb supply lines, 25 damage!
Ratman: okay, i have like, no resources or guys left radovan
GenocideIsMyGame: Milo, plz help us
Milo: hold on
COMMUNISTS-R-US: you interrupted my vodka drinking, dis better be good
Milo: plz my slav brother, we need your assistance to fight off NATO aggression
COMMUNISTS-R-US: like hell im getting involved, you bothered me for this?
Milo: our people are dying!
COMMUNISTS-R-US: shuld have thought of that before you started killing other people you genocidal creep now fuck off!!!
Milo: k, no help is coming, sorry
GenocideIsMyGame: YOU can help us. Your troops are all neat and ready behindf the border, bring them in Bosnia and help your fellow serbs
GenocideIsMyGame: SELL OUT TRAITOR!
Milo: listen you little shit. I'm not about to risk my political position with my people by having NATO bomb my country! It was fun while it lasted but im not going to put my job on the line for fucking Bosnian Serbs. You aren't even pure blooded serbs!
Strz&Strpz: wow so the truth comes out
GenocideIsMyGame: we will never trust you again!
Admin: didn't i request that cease fire like, thirty turns ago?
Milo: i didnt see it. as you know im a very peaceful person
Strz&Strpz: lulz like hell you are
*Bosnia partitioned into Bosniak, Croat and Serb zones*
*K-MART has signed in*
*K-MART has changed password*
K-MART Balkan Boiz: serbia you little shit, you hacked my account!
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: Wut?
K-MART Balkan Boiz: you totally h4xed me and used my account!!!
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: lol that was ages ago get over it
K-MART Balkan Boiz: no im pissed off! This clan is shrinking by the second, and your screwing it up even more!
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: nuh uh, im da richest republic, ur da poorest, ever wonder why?
K-MART Balkan Boiz: I do know why! you rape our land, you banned the use of the albanian language, you banned our political parties and you took away the little independence we had! this is why we are poor!
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: if you say so
K-MART Balkan Boiz: we kept our mouths shut while you rolled all over cr4z1a, slavicbabe and bosn14, but we wont let you roll over us!
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: silly rabbit, trix r for kids
K-MART Balkan Boiz: what?
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: i mean, we have complete control over every major institution in kosovo. try your best.
*KLA has signed in*
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: who r you?
KLA: the defenders of albanians in kosovo! weve had enuff of ur opression
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: okay?
K-MART Balkan Boiz: good going s3b14, now we have terrorists on our hands
KLA: FREEDOM FIGHTERS!!!
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: lol this is some sad joke
K-MART Balkan Boiz: i cant subdue the kosovor people
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: albanians have small penises
K-MART Balkan Boiz: ???
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: albanian women look like hairy apes, they want real men like serbs
K-MART Balkan Boiz: admin, plz, serbia is being a troll
*Admin is idle*
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: albanians make love to goats because they are attracted to hairy bums
*KLA has struck Serbian Security Forces in Kosovo, 9 damage!*
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: you dont wanna make me angry fucker
K-MART Balkan Boiz: plz KLA, we can do this peacefully
KLA: SHUT UP APPEASER, HE SAID OUR DICKS WERE SMALL
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: all terrorists have limp dicks
KLA: we are FREEDOM FIGHTERS
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: bull shit. ur a terrorist organization filled with muslims who get funding from crime bosses. ur just a gang
KLA: Allahu akbar. We suck. We are terrorits who slay innocent serbs and sell their organs to the Italian black market.
Greater_S3RB1A Balkan Boiz: Oh no. We're screwed. Our people are being killed in Albania. And NATO won't help us. Shit.
The Saga continues...