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Happiness
I have two cows! *ish happy*
Happiness (2)
I am two cows! ^__^ ^__^
Happiness (3)
MOO-HOO!
Sadness
I don't have two cows. *cries*
Sadness
MOO-HOO-HOO-HOO... *snif*
Confusion
What? How many cows?
Confusion (2)
Moo?
Contradiction
I have two cows. I don't have two cows. What the heck.
Apathy
Are those your two cows? Whatever.
Apathy (2)
Don't have a cow, man!
Depression
Oh god, I can't cope with these two cows anymore...
Denial
What? I don't have two cows.
Dental
Denthoal? Cowsth hathe tooths!
Discomfort 
I have two cows.......... coming out of my ass...
Disinterest
You have two cows. Get over it.
Ecstasy
Oh wow, yeah! You have two cows! Hehehehehe you shout as you roll around in the meadow.
Love
Ah, to be gifted with two beautiful cows like rays of eternal sunshine. Life feels so good.
Shock
OMFG TWO COWS. =OOOOO
Awe
My god... two... cows...
Fear
Oh my god! Two cows! Oh my god oh my god.
Mass hysteria
OH MY GOD, THAT'S TWO COWS!!! FUCK, THEY'RE GOING TO TRAMPLE US ALL TO DEATH! HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY!!!! RUUUUUNNN LIKE HELL!!! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
Surprise
Eeek! Two cows! Yours? Shit!
Embarrassment
What? Two cows? No, they must be strays.
Drugged
Two cows? Whoah, they're all, like, orange, man! Now they're green!
Guilt
It's my fault about those two cows.
Indifference
You have two cows. So?.
Curiosity
So how did you get those two cows?
Disgust
Ugh! Two cows? Grrrooooooossssss!
Distrust
Have you been sleeping with my two cows?
Acceptance
Alright. I'll take the two cows if I have to.
Envy
Are your two cows better than my two cows? I want your two cows.
Pessimism
So what if I have two cows - I don't drink milk anyway...
Pride
I have two cows. Ha! Better than yours...
Schadenfreude
Hehehe... his two cows died... sucks to be him! Hehehe...
Singing MOOd
"I have two cows, the left and the right/Hold them upright, so clean and bright..."
Surprised
Holy two cows!
Super Hero MOOd
SUP-PER-COOOOOW!
Ninja Turtle-esque Mania
Twocowsabunga!
Spoiled Child
Two cows? I want three cows!!
Spoiled Child (2)
I want those three cows and I want them NOW!!!
Random
You have two cows... ... ... ... ... PARSNIPS
Your mother (just in general...)
Where did these two cows come from?! Get a real job!!
Paranoia
Can't sleep. Two cows will eat me.
Doubt
Do you have two cows? I dunno, maybe...
Hope
You'll have two cows REALLY soon, I bet.
Loneliness
You have two cows. I had two cows. And they left me. Just like my wife did. And my son and daughter and mother and father...
Rage
You have two cows? I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD!!!
Sarcasm
You have two cows? WOW! That's so cool...
Jealousy
My two cows like you better than I do. You should die.
Innocence
Is that a cow?
Eustace Bagge-scorns-Courage the Cowardly Dog MOOd
STUPID COW! You made me look bad!
Robin's Ecstatic MOO
Holy two cows, Batman! They pooed on our Bat-Tractor!

Seven Deadly Cows

Anger
You have two cows and they are still not house-trained, godammit.
Anger (2)
I am going to kill your two cows...with a gun.
Greed
You have 1,000,000 cows
Greed (2)
You have 2 BILLION cows!
Pride
My two cows are better than yours
Pride (2)
I have more cows than you do! Mooo...
Pride (3)
I...AM...COW!!!! And you're Chicken!
Sloth
You have two cows, but get someone else to milk them.
Sloth (2)
You have... whatever. Who's counting anyway.
Envy
You want your neighbor's cows.
Lust
You really want your neighbor's cows.
Gluttony
You had two cows and their milk. Burp.
Wrath
You have two cows. They don't make milk, so you kill them. You're not satisfied, so you start killing all the cows.
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Twocows

1. Analysis
2. Anime
3. Bovine Quotes
4. Cowmedy
5. Emootions
6. Endings
7. Famous Cows
8. Groups

9. This cow does not exist
10. In the Moos
11. Language of Cows
12. Literature
13. Moosical Moovements
14. Moovies
15. Non-Video Games
16. People

17. Politicowl Junk
18. Programming Languages
19. Religion
20. Software 'n Such
21. Sound of Moo-sic
22. Television
23. Travel
24. Video Games

24.3. Video Games Volume 2
25. World and Web of Cows
26. You Have n Cows
27. Science
28. Moodicine
29. Game Consoles
30. Game Genres
31. Capitalism

“Do not try to understand what the two cows are saying. That's impossible. Instead, you must try to realize the truth: there are no cows. Then you will see that it is not the cows that moo, but only yourself.”
~ The Matrix on You have two cows
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