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[edit] Category Three: Bovine Quotes
- Lady Bracknell
- To have one cow is fortunate, to have two is downright careful.
- Samuel L. Jackson
- You have two cows. You have HAD it with those motherfucking cows on this motherfucking field.
- Horatio Nelson
- Thank God, I have two cows.
- Gilles Deleuze
- There's no need to fear or hope, but only to look for two cows.
- Martin Luther King Jr.
- I have a dream, where all bovine species shall be treated with equal respect. I have a dream where the sons of steers and the sons of branders can sit down at the table of harmoony together, I have a dream today!
- John Madden
- Now what you got here are two cows. One, Two. Which are great cows playing a great game. You could find some cows on the street, and they'd probably play a good game; but what you got here are great cows playing a great game.
- Muhammad Ali
- Float like a butterfly, sting like two cows.
- Neil Armstrong
- That's one.....small step for...man. One...giant leap...for...two cows.
- Jimmy Sixsmith
- I am not a number. I am two cows!
- George Washington
- I can not tell a lie, I have two cows.
- Lewis Carroll
- "Twas brillig, and the slithy cows did gyre and gimble in the wabe..."
- Winston Churchill
- Never, in the field of buttercups and daisies, was so much owed to two cows by so many.
- Bill Clinton
- I never had sexual relations with those two cows. Just one
- William Wordsworth
- I wandered lonely as two cows.
- Kurt Cobain, after Neil Young
- It's better to burn out than to have two cows.
- Matthew Bellamy
- We must fight for our cows.
- Ellen Feiss
- And it was like "beep beep beep beep", and then, like, half of my cows were gone. And I was like, "eh?"
- Mohandes K. Gandhi
- You have to be the Cows you want to see in the world.
- Mohandes K. Gandhi 2
- An eye for an eye makes the whole cow blind.
- Herbert Hoover
- A chicken in every pot and two cows in every stable.
- Martin Luther King Jr.
- I have a dream, where white cows play with brown cows.
- Ozzy Osbourne
- idontfuckinknonuffinaboutnofuckincowsSHARON!
- Techno Man
- Two cows are better than one
- George W Bush
- The two cows continue to improve daily.
- George W Bush 2
- Rarely is the question asked, is our two cows learning?
- Dan Quayle
- Cows, K-A-W-E-S, Cows.
- The Elephant Man
- I am not an animal! I am two cows!
- Teddy Kennedy
- So these two cows were standing on the bridge, and I swerved just in time - Yeah, that's the ticket.
- Donald Rumsfeld
- There are many different ways to look at the cow situation, and yes, one is from a numerical perspective. Do we have two cows? Yes. Do we want more cows? Absolutely! Can we afford more cows? Well, that's debatable. But the fact remains, you go to war with the cows you have, not the cows you want to have.
- Bill S Shakespeare, Esq
- Two sheep! Perchance two cows.
- Walter Ulbricht
- Niemand hat die Absicht, zwei Kühe zu errichten
- Jean-Jacques Rousseau
- La vache est née libre, et partout elle est dans les fers.
- Bart Simpson
- Don't have two cows man!
- Bart Simpson
- Aye cowrumba!
- Mr. T
- I pity the moo who doesn't have his calcium.
- Steve Ballmer
- I'm going to fuck
ing killtwo cows.
- Oscar Wilde
- America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without two cows in between.
- Takashi Miike
- You could spend all your money...in two cows.
- Kaz
- Your two cows will retail for 599 USD.
- Rick James
- You have two cows, bitch.
- Captain Obvious
- If you're reading this now, you musn't have much of a sex life, isn't it?
- Kayix
- I HAVE FOUR COWS. Therefore, I broke the continuum! Yay!
- Bill O'Reilly
- There's no cows here! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!
- Kanye West
- I'ma let you finish, but Beyonce's two cows were the greatest of all time! Of all time!
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