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The Sun 
PHEW, WHAT A PAIR OF COWS!
The Sun (2) 
FREDDIE STARR ATE MY TWO COWS
The Sun (3) 
Get your free scratchcard to win two cows in today's Sun!
The Sun (4) 
Nostradamus predicts that two cows fall from Saturn!
The Courier Mail 
Your two cows were stolen by New South Welshmen!
The Daily Mirror 
DISGUSTING ABUSE OF TWO COWS: IMMIGRANTS RUN WILD
The Daily Star 
TWO COWS IN A BED ROMP SHOCKER
The Daily Mail 
Two Cows Have Crippling Effect On House Prices
The Daily Mail (2) 
Illegal Immigrants Smuggled Into Country By Two Romanian Cows
The Daily Mail (3) 
You have two cows, but the bloody EU wants to bring in legislation to replace the traditional British cow with something more European.
The Mail on Sunday 
Two Cows Give You Cancer
The Onion 
You joke that you elected two cows into congress. China believes you.
The Daily Express 
WERE TWO COWS BEHIND DIANA MURDER PLOT?
The Daily Sport 
Elvis Presley spotted with two cows.
The Guardian 
You have too cows.
The Rolling Stones 
Hey! You! Get off of my cows!
Hoy 
¡TU TIENES DOS VACAS!
The Grauniad 
Tow Cws Voet Lbieral Democrate
Wall Street Journal 
Two Cows Bubble Bursts! Markets Crash!
Weekly World News 
Two-headed cow weds space alien!!!
Bat Boy has two cows!
The New Yorker 
Our two cows are more sophisticated than your two cows, philistine.
The Enquirer 
BOVINE COUPLE HAS ALIEN BABY!!!
The West Australian 
Two Cows found in illegal fishing boat, threat to local industry
Hello! 
TWO COWS EXCLUSIVE WEDDING PICS
OK! 
EXCLUSIVE PICS OF TWO COWS WEDDING
Heat 
TWO COWS TO SPLIT???
Heat 2 
Harvey wants to eat my two cows!
Private Eye 
You have two c-(cont'd pg. 94)
Playboy 
Holy Cow! She's got some pair there!
Playboy (2) 
You have two cows. They never look convinced when they are touching each other and look into the camera too damn much.
7 päivää 
SALARAKKAAN LEHMÄT KOHUKUVISSA!!!
Times 
Top 100 most powerful cows
New York Times 
People have two fewer cows than 13 years ago
New York Post 
MAYOR BLOOMBERG'S TWO COWS IN SCANDAL!
Houston Chronicle 
Kinky Friedman gains support from two cows
BBC News 
Officials are investigating allegations that some members of the Bovine Nationalist Party may have two cows instead of the one claimed in their 1381 election manifesto.
The Straits Times

Growth rate of 2 cows scheduled to rise to 7 percent.

BBC News 
...killed three people before turning the two cows on himself.
Bild 
DEUTSCHLAND GEWINNT: WIR HABEN DIE 2 BESTEN KÜHE!
Bild 2 
WIR SIND 2 KÜHE!
Toronto Star 
TWO COWS SEEK LEGAL MARRIAGE; EQUAL RIGHTS FOR ALL?
CBC News 
SAME-COW COUPLE PETITIONS FOR RECOGITION
Sydney Morning Herald 
Howard has reacted to the latest round of suicide milkings by announcing new anti-bovine legislation. Public told to be "alert, not alarmed", and report suspicious cows to the anti-bovine hotline.
The Washington Post 
Vice President Shoots Two Cows
Pravda 
Two Bourgeois Trotsky-Fascist Cows Confess to Imperialist Counterrevolutionary Plot
Canwest Global News 
Are Canadians happy with just two cows? An indepth look at one man's journey to get them three. Stephen Harper - A Man Who Wants Cows. 9/8 central on GLOBAL.
FOX News 
Although two more of our cows were blown up today, our Iraq milking mission is still an unqualified success, contrary to the treasonous objections of cow-hating liberals. All hail Farmer Bush!
FOX News-2 
Thanks to the Democrats and Billary Clinton, nobody can have THREE cows.
Maariv 
We won those two cows fair and square in 1967. Why should we have to give them back?
Haaretz 
We have two cows. The Palestinians have none. Giving them one of ours is the only way to preserve our farm's democratic character.
Wigan Evening Post 
Two Wigan Warriors Cows fart
Sports Illustrated
The potent rushing attack of two cows each score a rushing touchdown in Pittsburgh's 21-20 win over the Cowboys. Also, Brett Favre exists.
People
Sex Tips: Pleasing your two cows
The West Australian 
Win two cows, just collect six tokens inside.
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5. Emootions
6. Endings
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9. This cow does not exist
10. In the Moos
11. Language of Cows
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25. World and Web of Cows
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31. Capitalism

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