You're reading this
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“I think someone's reading my quote.”
Guess what you're reading?
If you're reading this text, then you obviously know of this page, unless someone printed it out, curse them. But don't worry, reading this text is okay as long as you do it in moderation.
edit What you're reading
This, obviously. Maybe you're reading something else, too. Maybe you've got a book with you. Maybe you have another window open. But that doesn't change the fact that you're reading this.
You're reading this text right now. See? You just read the word text, and then the word just! As a matter of fact, you read them again when I told you you read them!
edit A simple bet
I bet I can't make you read this bold text.
Damn. Here's your five bucks.
edit You're reading this heading
You're reading the main text in this section.
edit You're reading this sub-heading
You're reading the text in this subsection.
edit You're reading this subber-heading
No, that's not a super-heading. Maybe an ultra-heading.
edit You're reading this subbest-heading
Wow, this is getting redundant.
This is not a real heading
But you still read it, didn't you?
edit You're reading another subber-heading
Okay, I'll stop now. By the way, your eyes landed on this line of text. HAR!
edit What to do if you read this heading
I think you read that heading. Well, you've at least read this text. So here's what you can do.
- Stop reading
- Seriously, stop
- What are you, some kind of bookworm?
- Seriously, stop
- If you have something better to do, do it.
- Otherwise, smash your head against a brick wall until you see pink cows telling you to go to sleep. Listen to them.
- Go outside
- Press Alt-F4
- Edit this text so you don't have to see it when you enter this page
- Notice I didn't provide a link. Because this text is sacred.
- Did you see that shiny picture?
- I made it myself. Hooray!
- Keep reading
edit You just love reading headings, don't you?
Wow, you're a read-y little person.
Now go outside.