Yemen
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| Motto: "Our country's name is BITCHIN" | |||||
| Anthem: "Yemen-licious" | |||||
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| Capital | Man Ya Man | ||||
| Largest city | Yemen City | ||||
| Official languages | Arabic Yemeni English | ||||
| Government | yemaniac | ||||
| The President of Yemen | John Rambo | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Henry Narut, John Rambo | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | Still waiting... | ||||
| Currency | Riyal, Burma, John Rambo | ||||
| Religion | Islam religion | ||||
| National fish | Big Dick Fish | ||||
“Yemen...It's my birthplace, it's in my blood.”
~ John Rambo on Yemen
“Yemen is just another way of spelling "Enemy"... We like to spell.”
~ Jon Stewart on Yemen
Yemen (also known as Yeah, Man!) is not a saying. It is a hole of a country which is a deeper hole than that of a town on the east coast of NSW, Australia, known as 'Lismore'. Well, not really, Lismore's a far deeper hole. Anyway Yemen is a stupid place full of people of the Yemen religion and everyone collapses every 15 minutes to praise Yemen (see further below in 'Did You Know?', although you will know now so it defeats the entire purpose of that section and therefore this article). Anyway Yemen lost all of its publicity when found out that it was named after a John Howard saying.
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[edit] History
Yemen was created in 1983 by a traveling explorer by the name of Henry Narut, when he saw it he was halfway through a phone call to his poo friend from Australia, by the name of John Howard, at the same time, his scribe asked him, 'What should this new country be called' just as he said into the phone Ya man, and so Yemen/yaman (pronunciation pending) was made. It then went on to be prosperous, and for a period of approximately arse 5 minutes it was actually the second richest country in the world, only to Luxembourg. But since that time, Yemen's population has had an extremely large boom, going from 999 998 all the way to 999 999
It's capital is Yemen City, its size is 1 000 000 square metres and it's population is 999 999.
On September the 5th 2007, during the holy chicken month, Colin Powell attempts to take over Yemen. However, he gives up when he discovers that half the women were actually men.
[edit] Animal Species
Yemen is also home to a number of great species of animals, like the Yemenian farting llama, the Yemenian farting alpaca, the chihuahua and other species like the Yemen Bever-Duck (australians claim its called the platypus and it comes form australia but we all know australians are full of bullsh*t) and the Yemen Tiger (also known as the arabian leopard, another conspirecy against the great Yemeni culture). It is also home to a number of great dead guys, these include Bob, John and Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch.
[edit] Where is Yemen?
Yemen is relatively easy to find, all you need to do, is head a long Pitt Street in New York, take a left at the end of the street and go straight ahead for about 1 zillion kilometers (15 zillion miles), then go backward about 14 kilometers and you're there! (Directions may differ for non hovercraft drivers.
[edit] How long is the coastline?
400 miles if it's an inch, which it's not.
[edit] Organizations
Yemen is home to a number of extremely popular organizations, such as Al Kieda (Not to be confused with Al Queda) and the Yemen international spelling team, chess team and Grape eating team.
[edit] Inventions
Yemen invented a number of things that have been stolen for use by other civilizations, these people have then taken credit for these inventions, such as Gunpowder, the Printing Press, Fire, tents and the Non-Yemenian Human Species (Originally all Humans Were from Yemen) Yemen also has one of the largest varieties of food known to the human species, many of these foods however have been copied by other countries, and also they have taken the credit for them, some foods that were originally made by Yemenians, and then stolen for other peoples use include Pizza, Ice cream, Chocolate, Bananas, Salmon, Sausages, Burnt food, Cheese and Crackers, Vegemite and Curry (All kinds).
[edit] Achievements
Yemen has achieved a number of industrial achievements, these buildings were then copied by other Countries, although you may think things such as the Eiffel tower, Mount Everest, The Panama Canal (Originally the Yemen River Canal), Uluru and the Taj Mahal are spread across the world, but they are actually all in Yemen City! A number of worldwide Organizations originally began in Yemen too, these include the UN, Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo.
[edit] Did you know?
- I live in Yemen?
- Yemen was discovered and founded originally in 1 000 000 000 000 001 BC by a group of Anti - Tyrannosaurus Stegosauruses. They then got to work building the city, but soon were thwarted by a group of angry small toothy monsters.
- Yemen currently holds the position of 37th richest country in the world, Luxembourg is now 2nd.
- Yemen has a thriving tourism business, approximately 7 billion people come every year, none of them notice the world wonders that were originally in Yemen.
- In 1995 a number of Nati Yemenians took a rein of Yemen, and killed all Jews (The lolly, not the ethnic group).
- The current King of Yemen is King Colin Wood.
- Henry Narut the first, after discovering Yemen, went on to discover 200 other countries, it was later known that all these countries had already been discovered.
- It is illegal in Yemen to eat/drink Japanese people.
- The official religion of Yemen in 'Yemen Religion' which causes people to every 15 minutes have to fall to the ground and yell 'Good Old Yemen!'
- Since the population boom in 1989, Yemen has made Gay marriage legal, it has not caused another boom in population though.
- The official currency of Yemen is the Yemen dollar, One Yemenian dollar is worth approximately 351897 US Dollars.
- It is illegal in Yemen to not clean you're teeth at least 3 times a day.
- Yemen exports approximately 100 000 000 000 tonnes of Toothpaste and brushes a minute
- It's frowned upon in Yemen not to get high by chewing qat at least twice a day.
- In the K.S.A it is common to decapitate people. In Yemen such a fate is considdered a luxury, as it is common punishment for minor crimes.
- That Yemen was once a sandwich?
- Yemen is to blame for Tokio Hotel, Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.
[edit] Why Yemen?
- Why do you have to be mean?
- It's president former president was Yamin. Why Yamin? You can be happy instead.
[edit] See also
[edit] Reference
| Middle East Countries |
| Bahrain | Cyprus | Egypt | Gaza Strip | Iraq | Iran | Israel | Jordan | Kuwait | Lebanon | Oman | Qatar | Saudi Arabia | Syria | Turkey | United Arab Emirates | Yemen |
| Commonwealth of Independent Nations |
| In order of importance Britain ~ Canada ~ This country is NOT Australia ~ Canadia ~ The REAL Sheep-Shaggers ~ Sarrff Affrikka ~ East Indies / West Indies ~ Kittenolivia ~ Cyprus ~ Bangladesh ~ Kenya ~ Dodoland ~ Seychelles ~ Paradise ~ Terrorist Country ~ Singapore ~ Hell ~ Barbados ~ Can or not? ~ Duchy of Björk ~ Semen ~ Sierra Leone ~ Foriegn Barsturds ~ More Foreign Bastards ~ America (we wish) ~ United Kingdom of America ~ United Kingdom ~ United States of America ~ Great Britain ~ Britain ~ Naziland ~ Tease ~ Tonga ~ Those F***ers ~ Morley ~ Cat-Lovers ~ China ~ The Lost Continent ~ Mugabeland ~ Another Mugabeland ~ Kentuckistan |
