Yellow

~ his favorite color

“HAHAHA. I slaughter yellow chinks and drink their blood!”

~ Asians

“Yellow, fizzy, delicious, yellow, fizzy, delicious, yellow, blurry, fizzilicious.”

~ What yellow means to him

Big Bird plots world domination from his underground nesting base

Big Bird is generally credited with the invention of the color yellow in 1492 a week after columbus sailed the ocean blue. During his alchemical studies in the Louvre he accidentally discovered that by mixing certain chemicals in the exact proportions he could create a new color, the likes of which had never been seen before. He quickly patented the color and incorporated his small studio to produce the color in industrial quantities. Over the next decade Big Bird and the Golding Company became the world's foremost supplier of shit puns and yellow paint, respectively. It is also a well know fact that animal that are usually yellow like to lure children into a false sense of security before attacking them, physically and sexually. Most prominently seen in Chicks, ducklings, Pluto the dog and Big Bird.

[edit] Origins of Yellow

The color yellow was re-discovered in 1984 by Leonardo DiCaprio, totally accidentally, whilst on the set of Predator 2. Sylvester Stallone tried to claim credit for it. But after several games of ULTRA THUMB WARS. The ultimate victor (Loser.) was decided, and the predator ate the loser (Winner.).

Yellow is known as the sexy color due to having sex with so many of the other colors. Pink got pissed off when that title was named and she tried to kill yellow. Thanks to the jews yellow was saved, but than Israel was bombed 7 times and every jew was killed. That made Hitler pissed since he holds the record for killing so many jews, so he came back to life and killed Al-Khida so the world became a wonderful place. There was so much peace in the world since jews and terrorist died. Than Chuck Norris had sex with every girl in the world. That is how yellow became the color of sex.

Yellow quickly became one of the most popular colors of the rainbow, undoubtedly because after viewing it, everyone's eyes were so damaged that they couldn't make out any of the other colors. Along with this, yellow is fantastic because amazing, special, adorable people often wear yellow, so often you wonder if they really like the color yellow or are just trying to be noticed.

[edit] Changes to the World of Art

“The Mona Lisa was shit until I discovered Yellow”

~ Leonardo DiCaprio on The Mona Lisa and the color Yellow

For several thousand years it had been impossible to paint a picture during the day. Without the color yellow to color in the Sun artists had been forced to pretend all their work had been done at night. For the first time ever artists were able to paint portraits of daylight. Until 1846 when the first yellow paints were sold every single picture had to be a night scene. Over the course of the next 150 years the pictures all had to be repainted to show the correct lighting. Several thousand children were locked in the basement of the Louvre and forced day and night to repaint the moon and the night sky. Needless to say this kept Big Bird in cocaine, bitches and Bentleys.

These guys are yellow. What you say there blue? You must be color blind, dumbass!

[edit] Changes to the World of Fruit

In 1921, the New World was discovered and along with it, the banana. Many were shocked to discover that the banana was already yellow and that it required no external assistance to become this way. Big Bird attempted to sue the explorer Eric the Red but the trial never went ahead after he fled into hiding after charges were levelled of tax evasion.

Interestingly enough, archaeololical digs in Northern America indicate that Vikings discovered bananas sometime in 600BC but they had no way of describing the color upon their return so nobody believed them.

[edit] Changes to the World of Cheese (And Light Entertainment)

The introduction of yellow into the world allowed cows to finally produce cheese which was not quite as gross as all that French crap. Cheddar first went on sale in 1895 and was a big hit with Queen Victoria. Later that year Oscar Wilde's "Ode to Cheese" was written and it enjoyed a longstanding run both in London's West End and on in New York. The development of good, strong English cheese was of great assistance during The Hundred Year War. A lump of cheese fell back through a gap in the space-time continuum and was instrumental in the assault against the city of Brie, in modern day Normandy.

The French, in their inimitable style soon surrendered and as a result the piss-weak cheese they make is named after this infamous defeat - Brie.

[edit] The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Bulldozers are yellow. Though some bulldozers are black, yellow is the general color for bulldozers because when people see yellow, they think of caviar, and caviar scares them away so they don't get run over.

[edit] Chris Martin

He wrote a song about yellow. For you he'd bleed himself dry.

[edit] Other Variants of Yellow

• Yellow Bellied Cowards
  
• Yellow Snow
  
• Yellow Submarines
  
• Yellow Men
  
• Yellow Pages
  
• Yellow Alert!
  
• [[Blue]]

• The Color Yellow
  
• The Color Yellow
  
• Yellow Lorry
  
• Asian
  
• Ur mom
• Yellow cake
• BEES RUN!!!!!!!!!11
• The Sun

[edit] Question

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