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The topic/person/animal/it of this entry is terribly boring. They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit Look-at-the-birdie!. You can help by paying for their Ritalin, or finding them a kitten to play with.

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XML stands for eXtreme aMplification Language. Its sole use is to take a small amount of data and amplify it by at least 10 orders of magnitude.

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<Article-commentary_source>Oscar Wilde</Article-commentary_source>

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“XML is a disease and I'm the cure.”

~ Oscar Wilde on XML

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<Article-commentary_heading>Nerdy</Article-commentary_heading>

<Article-commentary_source>Russian Reversal</Article-commentary_source>

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“In USSR, RSS YOU!!!”

~ Russian Reversal on XML

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Extreme Programming

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Superx++

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