X

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To be confused with the X Window System.

X (from the Latin "X", meaning "ten"), is the twenty-fourth, and most dangerous, letter of the alphabet.

[edit] People named X

Throughout history, there have been quite a number of people have either used "X" as their name, or changed their name to "X", because they were illiterate. Examples:

“Excuse me sir, but if you're going to say "quite a number," I suggest you provide more than four examples.”

~ Fucking nerd

“Is four a number? Yes. Is it quiet? Sometimes. So I suggest you shut the fuck up, you fucking nerd.”

~ Cool guy

“There is no need for such hostility, sir, but I believe we both said QUITE before and you just said QUIET. There's a difference.”

~ There's that fucking nerd again!!

“I said get the fuck outta here, you fucking nerd. I will kick your ass.”

~ That cool guy

[edit] Death

The letter X passed away last weekend due to complications from AIDS because it was gay. X made frequent appearances on Sesame Street and was Malcom X's last name. It is survived by its neighbors W and Y. X was 2,832.

[edit] X can be substituted

Don't feel like going to school? Too tired to do the laundry? Who needs to mow the grass? Don't know what added to five equals seven? Well, now it doesn't matter because you have X!

X can be substituted anywhere in the world for amazing results (this offer void in Canada and Wales). Try it one day. Summon an X.

for example:

5 + 2 = 7

5 + X = 7

Which one is true? Both are! conditions apply: results may vary for certain values of x, 2, 5 and 7.

[edit] Finding X

What is X? Mathematicians have been trying to figure out what X is. Many studies have been conducted, only to find out that 2<X<15. In return, Y (X's whore) is yet to be found. But why does X need to be solved? Why do we need to go through the trouble of looking for X when we could just get on with our lives? Why can't X just find itself? Because X is lazy. X and it's whore Y have been deluding mankind for centuries like an algebraic Bonny & Clyde. Well we've found Clyde but Bonny is still to be found.

Another route to X, first identified by pirates

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[edit] Symbolism

X is the international symbol for the lowest quality porn imaginable. X-marked grumble is suitable for grandmas and people recovering from major surgery. Even Clark Gable saying "damn" at the end of "Gone With The Wind" is more arousing than X-marked pr0n.