Wumbo

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The largely popular "IWumbo" enlargement device / music player

Wumbo is widely regarded as the opposite of miniature. While miniature things are rather small, wumbo is large(r).

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Some speculate that the word "wumbo" originated when something was big and something was a penguin (from Club Penguin, of course!) Everyone was like: That thing is Jumbo and it Waddles. Hmmm.....(that's what she said WTF???)

And thus, wumbo was born.

Along With Wumbo Came The iWumbo, a popular MP3 player. Which inspired the dance craze called "The Wumbo", which is similar to the dance called "The Sponge" as found in an episode of the show Spongebob Squarepants.

Wumbo also refers to a strange complication that causes rather large people to waddle when they walk.

[edit] Wumbology

Wumbology! The study of Wumbo! Its first grade! And, under proper conditions can be observed as the certainty of Wumbo.

In recent tests, the Wumbologic Thereom the great Patrick Star created has been questioned. The original equation,

has been reversed to the conservational quotient of the geometric sequence ALPHA. The new, accepted thereom is,

[edit] Wumbologists

Wumbologist, such as Patrick Star the 3rd, study the field of Wumbology, the study of Wumbo. The well known "Fritz Differential Wumbo relation of happy-happy" is used by wumbologists to determine an objects wumbo quotient.

(Circumference of waist * number of steps taken to walk a foot) / your shoe size = wumbo quotient

Example of the Wumbologic Quotient

This equation gives you your Wumbo Index Number or "Wumbex" or "WIN" or "W". WUMBO... WUMBOing.... WUMBOLOGY!!!!! They study of WUMBO?!?!? Its first grade!!

[edit] Island of Wumbo

The island of wumbo is located on the northern coast of Australia and will soon annex Australia as part of its militaristic government and will rename it to Wumbalia.

The United States of Wumbo consists of 49 states such as as New Wumbo, Wumbida, Wumbaska, Wumbaii, Wumbio, Wumbowa, Wumbama, Oklawumbo, Maine, Wumbichigan, Wumbington, Wumbas, Wumboland, New Wumbico and the First Regional City State of the Lost City of Atlantis.

The natives of Wumbo, the wumbonauts, follow the religion of Wumboism and political system is a Wumbarchy. Wumboism is a religion where homeworks requiring signatures are forbidden and where honey mustard is the basis of all meals.

The president of Wumbo has yet to announce whether or not other countries will be annexed. There have been rumors of the annexation of Japan, Costa Rica, Vietnam, North America and possibly Antartica, but no confirmation.

[edit] Conditions of Wumbo

There are a number of conditions associated with being wumbo, here're two examples:

• Wumbo by proxy - People who hang around wumbo people so much that they too begin to waddle .

• Psychosomatic Wumbo - People who are not wumbo but waddle anyway. "Wow that guy over there is really wumbo."

Wumbo, yes it's a word, but millions, and millions of people, think of it.....as a way of life. Something to hold on to; a ray of hope.

[edit] Famous Quotes

"I wumbo. You wumbo. He- she- me... wumbo. Wumbo; Wumboing; We'll have thee wumbo; Wumborama; Wumbology; the study of Wumbo. It's first grade, Spongebob!" - High Prophet Patrick Star of Bikini Bottom.

"Did you set it to Wumbo?" - High Prophet Patrick Star of Bikini Bottom

"I wumboed." - Billy Mays

"BRETT WUMBO FAVRE!" - John Madden

"I try to do the wumbo every day." - Micheal Jackson

"..And I wumbo again.." - George Lopez

"I wumboed in my pants" -snl

"you and her can wumbo, you can wumbo alllll night longgg"-rob schneider

[edit] Some Uses of the Word

Wowsa Wumbo!!!

Dude, We did The Wumboed all night.

I studied Wumbology in college.

Do the Wumbo.

I wumboed. He wumboed She wumboed