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edit The Lord of the Rings Trilogy

“ I enjoyed it, simply because I watched porn on my PSP for its entire length ”
~ Oscar Wilde on National Treasure

Have you, an American who watches film productions of cinema and serialized dramatics, ever witnessed a collaborations of “talents” so foul that you yearned to journey back in time and destroy the master copy of the aforementioned recording?

I have. (I love Clarissa)

There is a movie that has been presented to viewers nationwide that is so horrible, both in talent and production, that it deserves extreme efforts on the part of quantum physicists globe-wide to achieve access to wormholes… if only to remove this movie from the anus of time altogether.

National Treasure.

How can such a wonderful concept be so ill-conceived in a new medium of storytelling? How can treasure hunting go so wrong? This will haunt me to the end of my days in this world.

NOTE: The author of this article haven't seen 'Power Ranger Turbo: The Movie' or the 'Police Academy' saga. He is yet sane.

edit Little Marines worst movie ever

My good friend Chey butts showed me the worst movie ever at his house and if i could give it a rating i would give it a negitive -999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Star Rating if you are on your death bed it will kill you off for sure. No Doubt about it.

Directed by A.J. Hixon


Genre:Family more Plot Outline:School lets out for summer and 3 friends decide to go camping. more User Comments:so bad that it was good more



(Cast overview, first billed only)

Stephen Baker ... Stevie Noah Williams ... Noah Steve Landers Jr. ... Chris John O. Thomas ... Man Camping Steven Brazil ... Snake Graham Gordy ... Matt Josh Harrison ... David Brittany Hand ... Chris' Sister Sue McDade ... Lady with Dog Denver Hixon ... Drug Dealer James Hipps ... Police Chief Josh Hubbard ... Boy with Airplane Jerry Don Ebbs ... Baseball Card Salesman Kim Peterson ... General's Secretary Lori Massa ... Shiela more




Runtime:87 min Country:USA Language:English Color:Color Certification:USA:R for Retarded


2 out of 3 people found the following comment useful:- so bad that it was good, 6 June 2004

this movie is so horrible that i couldn't quit watching it, and then watching it again just to make sure what i saw was real, and then inviting my friends over to show them to make sure that i wasn't the only one seeing this .

basically these 3 kids go on a camping trip, and they have these ridiculous adventures and some parts where they cry over a friend who had died (but the flashbacks almost make u glad the friend isn't alive anymore so that u don't have to look at him). its been a while since i saw this because i have no idea where i could even find it anymore if i tried, but I'm definitely a *different* person for having seen it

edit Savage Land the second worst movie ever

Set against the spectacular Rocky Mountains and some gay dude with a bottle bouncing on his knee listening to crappy singing, this terrible adventure with the worst acting possible. It is almost as bad as little marines.Two women (Both really bad actors and one looks like Michael Jackson in one scene) and two kids (which should most definitely should be killed off for the terrible acting about 9 millions times worse than the stupid gay butt head mountain man) are stranded in the Gay Old West when bad guys (posing as Indians but suck at it because they have blonde hair and whit skin with the IQ of a dead retarded peace of cat poo ground through four guys in a bathtub) anyways they try to snag the stagecoach's cargo which very surprisingly they could of gotten away with it but didn't because the stage coach driver is a big wimp and gets nicked by and arrow and cries about it then the stupid people around him have this great idea to push the arrow (that is about like a centimeter in his back) Through his whole back and through his heart but some how he lives because after they did that gay stupid first aid act left him there to die assuming that some one will find him out in the middle of no where. Pitted against nature, time, and the gay white Indians that don't look anything like Indians and both parties full of stupidity. Anywho this unlikely dumb ace team must trek over the mountains to reach safety. This is a video to buy and keep in your death bed collection to kill you off alongside with the little marines.

By Cj

This is some other stuff i found about the movie

Directed by Dean Hamilton


Writing credits Dean Hamilton (screenplay) Eric Parkinson (story) more


Genre:Adventure and gayness and terrible acting Tagline:An epic gay adventure as big as the old west


(Cast overview, first billed only)

Corbin Bernsen ...  Quint 
Vivian Schilling ...  Clara 
Brion James ...  Cyrus 
Charlotte Ross ...  Mandy 
Corey Carrier ...  Luke Morgan 
Mercedes McNab ...  Hanna Morgan 
Graham Greene ...  Skyano 
Nathaniel Arcand ...  Tree Climber 
Roger Balm ...  Deputy 
Collin Bernsen ...  Pryson 
Aaron Bornstein ...  Station Master 
Donald Borza II ...  Uncle John 
Helen Calahasen ...  Medicine Woman 
Page Fletcher ...  Stranger 
Dean Hamilton ...  Marshall 

more

If you ever see any other movies with these actors in it i am really sorry



Runtime:98 min Country:USA Language:English Color:Color Sound Mix:Dolby Certification:USA: R for Retarded Awards:1 by me for one of the worst movies

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