Worst 100 wonders of the world

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100. April Fools Jokes
99. Bands
98. Books (General)
97. Cars
96. Children's Books
95. Colours
94. Computer Games
93. Cryptic Crossword Clues
92. Direct-to-Video Movies
91. Diseases Your Ex-Wife Could Have
90. Evil Plans
89. Firefox extensions
88. Food
87. Football variants
86. Government Policies
85. Harry Potter Spin-off Novel Series
84. Hybrid Animals
83. Inventions
82. Lists
81. Locations
80. LOL Cats
79. Make Out Songs
78. Money Making Schemes
77. Movies
76. Nonexistent Words
75. Numbers
74. Nutty Conspiracy Theories
73. Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
72. Pick-up lines
71. Planets
70. Pokemon Cash-Ins
69. Porn Movies
68. Porn Stars
67. Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
66. Reasons to become a Christian
65. Reflections on 2005
64. Reflections on 2006
63. Reflections on 2007
62. Reflections on 2008
61. Reflections on 2009
60. Rejected Harry Potter Novels
59. Remakes
58. Restaurants
57. Ringtones
56. Self Help Books
55. Sequels
54. Sexual Perversions
53. Short Poems
52. Sitcom Catchphrases
51. Songs
50. Songs about Seagulling
49. Songs Referencing Paedophilia
48. Songs To Have Sex To
47. Sonic Cash-ins and Characters
46. Spinoffs
45. Suicide Ideas
44. Superheroes
43. Things About the '00s
42. Things to do during Christmas
41. Things to Put In An IV
40. Things To Say In Court
39. Things to Say in the Workplace
38. Things to say on a First Date
37. Things to Stick your Dick in
36. Toys
35. TV Programs
34. Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
33. Video Game Movies
32. Video Game Systems
31. Ways of Being a Dick
30. Ways to be Circumcized
29. Ways to Deliver Bad News
28. Ways to Die (Best)
27. Ways to Die (Worst)
26. Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
25. Ways to Start a Novel
24. Ways to Win an Argument
23. Wonders of the World
22. Top 100 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
21. Ways To Be Castrated


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Contents

[edit] Worst 100: 100 - 80

100. Pen Island Your penis, our business, visit penisland.com
99. Transatlantic Chute
98. Twinky Wonder
97. Wonder Woman
96. Secret Thrice Society
95. The Lylat System
94. the world
93. Lists
Number 92: A look at the 100 list.
92. Worst 100 Lists
91. Pizza
90. Uncyclopedia
89. Wonders
88. University of Antarctica
87. wikipedia
86. Seven wonders of the world
85. Stevie Wonder
84. Tony Wonder
83. Wonder Bread
82. The "Tek Jansen" song cycle of Stephen Colbert
81. The Pot Palace of Babylon
80. Mount Rush-Limbaugh-more

[edit] Worst 100: 79 - 50

Number 58: Pikachu... Sorta of...
79. Viagra Falls
78. The big, giant sex tape of David Bowie and Mick Jagger.
77. The Adult Library of Congress.
76. Physics jokes.
75. Everything prefixed by the words BIG or GIANT
74. The Inflatable Penis of Pisa
73. Holland
72. The Wonder Years
71. Alice in Wonderland
70. Gokwonderuk
69. William Riker's House o Ribs
68. Aladdin and his Wonderful Lamp
67. Bondai Wonderswan
66. Boy Wonder
65. Alice in Wonderland Syndrome
64. Cheeks the Toy Wonder
63. Small Wonder
62. kleenexgirlwonder
61. No Wonder
60. Stevie Wonder
59. France's Arc du Triomphe
58. Pikachu
57. North Korea's copy of the above. Lower on the list because it's bigger.
56. Wonderlust
55. Wonderfalls
54. Wonderbra
53. Harvery the Wonder Hamster
52. You
51. My grade-A girl friend... wait, no... Stargate (its real I tell you, its realllll...)
50. The great pyramids of Upper Wisconsin

[edit] Worst 100: 49 - 11

49. The holy stone on Craggy Island
48. laydee luv
47. Don Adams
46. American literature
45. Matt Lauer
44. poetry not written by anynone with the last name Wilde
43. hyperlinks
42. wunderkinds
41. The mafia
40. Wenis
Number 39: Houston on a clear, sunny day.
39. Houston 
Save yourself the $500 and just take a look at your back alley. Just add smoking hobos. That's Houston.
38. Oscar Wilde
37. cock
36. The Ting Tings
35. Your brain
34. Playpirata
33. See number 19
32. Iraq
31. TV Program: RugRats
30. Coffin
Number 29: I think this is a Red Shirt
29. Red Shirts
28. AAA
27. Umaga's Thumb
26. Taxis
25. American Idol
24. Walt Disney
23. Africa
22. Super Computers
21. Super Bots
20. Cows
19. See Number 80
18. The Pol Pot Palace of Cambodia.
17. Scooby Doo
16. Short manuals
15. Long Manuals
14. Manuals
13. Your Mom's Sweet Spot
12. Blue Screens
11. George Bush

[edit] Worst 100: Top 10

Number 1: An example of a puppy.
10. Steven Jobs
9. inside out eyelid
8. Teddy Bears
7. Nearly Headless Dick[1]
6. AIDS
5. Pwnage
4. Missspellling
3. Chunderdome
2. Chuck Norris's Ranch
1. Puppies
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