Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time

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According to God Chronarion's True Word, the following are the worst 100* Uncyclopedia in-jokes ever made. Readers are required to have their sporks to hand.

* Chron does not care to count this list too closely, and believers are wise not to criticise divine numeration policy.

Update: Haha! It seems my quest to get some of the crud articles mentioned on this page deleted is starting to work! Some of the articles have been deleted, hence the redlinks.

“I have nothing to declare because it would only be edited and used in a false quote on Uncyclopedia.”

~ Oscar Wilde on being an in joke

[edit] 100-81: Being stupid and just not funny

100. Kakun's special page

This guy is so good he gets his own page at VFP! Wow...

99. Stop Mhaille from Making Images Petition

Come on, his images aren't that bad. They're just sick.

98. The

What the heck was that all about?

97. Fisher Price

Literary genius or just random profanity, huh?

96. Nikki Lesson

Who are ya?

95. This page does not exist

No shit, Captain Obvious.

94. Oscar Wilde is gay!

If ya don't believe me check his biography! Of course we know this is all rubbish. Wilde was of course a heterosexual metrosexual.

93. Talk:Incompleteness Theorem.

No, you shut up, dimwits.

92. Drama

Please, he's just a scapegoat to blame all our problems on.

91. Sophia

Get a life, it's a potato! Jebus Christ.

90. Spontaneously Exploding Head Syndrome

Oh really?

89. The KTs

What is this tripe?

88. Order of Uncyclopedia

Zuh? Am I missing something here? This is clearly a load of ego-boosting nonsense.

87. Eurg

Sorry, what? I was just eating my own kidney...

86. Hitlerbear

Nazi Germany stereotypical poor image editing. Give me a break.

85. Church of Uncyclopedia

Newb-alienating at its finest.

84. Comedy Banning

I mean, seriously, what is the point of one minute bans? Also, why would any admin block themself? Eh?

83. Goatse

Just ew.

82. Developers!

Pointless redundancy. Stupid.

81. Hostility towards Encyclopedia Dramatica

Just because they're 12 year old goatse-loving retards doesn't mean we have to insult them about it.

[edit] 80-61: Vagueness and The Cabal

80. FU SPANG

FU UNCYCLOPEDIA

79. Sauron

Who is this nonentity? Erm, please prescribe some medication to the author.

78. The Cabal

I'm not even going to say anything about this.

77. Carlow Crab

Some sort of crab called Carlow? Buuuh?

76. Uncyclopedia is the best

Somebody forgot to take their pills.

75. Tourette's Syndrome

What the KNOBJOCKEY?

74. Edit war (video game)

More admin nonsense.

73. Context

I don't get it.

72. Jordanhill railway station

A railway station? Come on...

71. I Am Your Father

Eh? I thought this was supposed to be Star Wars or something.

70. Featured Article Candidates

People should take this more seriously. I mean, don't you want some good featured articles?

69. VFP

Not really an inside joke, simply a joke full stop.

69. CUNTYMINTS

Cuntymints, The Mouth Freshener.

68. More random profanity which some people actually find funny.

67. Chuck Norris

Seriously, fuck Chuck.

66. Nobody cares

...about this list.

65. HAET HAET HAT!

Enough repetition, already.

64. Redundancy

Prime example of how to be stupid and not just funny. However it seems this is what passes for comedy here.

63. Anything to do with iPods

Look, can't you think of anything better to do than make up iPod clones?

62. King of the Internet

Extremely vague. Probably only kept because two admins understand it.

61. TuobA:aidepolcycU

A rather low form of humour. Worse than puns.

[edit] 60-41: Long-standing Crud

60. Babel:APPL

Look, if you really must parody this old cliche, at least make it IE compatible.

59. Oscar Wilde

Look, I had to put this on at some point. He is not funny.

58. Uncyclopedia's guide to wiki formatting

Self-reference sucks.

57. Insert title here

Insert rant here.

56. Jesus

Please shut up about Jesus, for the love of bananas! You'd have thought 2009 years would be enough time to make jokes about something else. Sheesh.

55. Uncyclopedia:About

This has absolutely nothing to do with Uncyclopedia. This kind of 'opposite' humour is not funny.

54. This article is Ugly.

It may not be as ugly as this list, but it still needs to be fixed. Please make this look like a proper wiki article by adding pictures, links, headers, paragraphs or any other formatting needed. (see here for instructions and look at these for examples).

53. George Bush doesn't care about this article

George Bush? Another easy target. Surely you can be more original?

52. For or against???

Hey guys, let's spontaneously vote for crazy ridiculous stuff! It will be ironic, and thus chest-burstingly hilarious! NO.

51. UnBooks:This is a Sample Nomination

Delete this now. It has little to no content, even though it is a featured UnBook.

50. Uncyclopedia:Administrators

This is old and sucks. What, you say this isn't VFD? Darn...

49. Flag of Scotland

One of the worst pages on Uncyc, and that's really saying something. On top of that, the main image has been poorly Photoshopped MS Paintified with a bunch of tired old cliches.

48. Game FAQs Random Madness

You think this is funny? Go and watch The Fast Show or something. Now that's humour.

47. Romania, Lithuania, Finland, Latvia, Estonia and other random European countries

Quit with the reverts. OK? I'll have you know these are very interesting places, and with the pace of life being as fast as it is there, they're bound to have lots of revisions.

46. Oprah, Hitler, Steve Ballmer, Kanye West, Bill Gates, George W. Bush, Michael Jackson, Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Paris Hilton

Look, I'm merging all these into one because they don't deserve an individual entry each. Find some new people to moan about.

45. What I Didn't Know about Romania

Pretty much everything, except that it's called Romania.

44. Your head asplode

It's 'explode', you illitarut nincumpoopes!

43. That binary code article

This is an extremely geeky joke which fits in well with the geekiness of this website.

42. Cabbage

Savage cabbages? Keep living in a dream world, incompetent fools.

41. HowTo:Get Banned

Only really funnny to regular Uncyclopedia fools users.

[edit] 40-19: What the heck is this tripe?

40. Your face

And any other Rogue Punchlines for that matter.

39. Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedia Is

What exactly is Uncyclopedia?

38. Floccinaucinihilipilification (and Fanta and anything else on CVP)

Only funny because it's a long word. No no no.

37. Shot your fuck up

Enough gratuitous profanity already.

36.

35. Imperfect Sheep

What the heck is this random madness? How is it funny apart from the fact it is really dumb and someone was idiotic enough to think it was funny when they created it? It's going on VFD now...

34. Vtamn

Erm, what happened to all the letter 'i's? Put them back, now boy, or else.

33. Taco Bell Monster

"The animal is thought to have lived for more than millions of years in its native home, and fossil evidence supports that the cow/chicken hybrid has indeed been around for a very long time." What?

32. Jimbo Wales

Jumbo Whales? Like Pond Whales?

31. This Guy, That Guy, That Gay etc.

Non-notable people that don't deserve entries on Uncyclopedia. I mean, the fact nobody knows their names says it all.

30. The Uncyclopedia drinking game

Drinking = good. Uncyclopedia drinking game = bad. For shame.

29. Do NOT click any links!

This is one of those pages that make you laugh for about five seconds before you get bored and think it's just infantile.

28. Lorem Ipsum

What's this about? It seems to be a completely different language.

27. Uncyclopedia:Imaginary Admin Guidelines

You need to make the admins sound less power hungry, self-satisfied and smug. Although that would just be lying.

26. Making up quotes QuoteUnquote Unquotable

"Gordon Bennett, have you ever seen such a collection of crud in your life? And why can't they decide on a name and stick to it?" ~ Oscar Wilde

25. Rate Your Admin

What is all this obsession with ratings? Stupid statistics. Probably egotistical admins attempting to alienate new users.

24. Uncyclopedia:Supersecret admin page

Not so secret now, eh?

23. Benson of the month

Who is this Benson person? A footballer or something?

22. Forum:Ministry of Love

Not really a ministry. Doesn't even have any love...

21. General Specific campaign

Excuse me, are we supposed to know this person?

[edit] 20-1: The Ultimate in Alienation

20. Reefer Desk

How can potsmokers ever be of any help to anyone?

19. Uncyclopedia:Useless Gobshite of the Month

OK, I don't get this. Why encourage users to be annoying? Actually, the admins might hate that, so it's not necessarily a bad thing...

18. Adopt a noob campaign

Oh no, why does this exist? How are new users going to find this? Exactly, they'll take it seriously and go back to Encyclopedia Dramatica.

17. Russian reversal

Do they really speak like this in Russia? I seriously doubt it. (We don't - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 12:31, 20 June 2006 (UTC))

16. Famine goes to Wikia

He didn't really.

15. Your Mom, Yer Mam, Yo Mamma, Your Mother etc.

More cheap stuff. Cliched. Boring. ZZZZZ.

14. Wheeling Jesuit University

I don't see how anyone can find this remotely funny (El Presidente definitely doesn't).

13. Camp Fuck You Die

Abomination. Please, someone save by sanity by deleting this now!

12. Uncyclopedia

Not the article, but the whole website.

11. Splaka's Rape Opping

Gulp...

10. Uncyclopedia Worst 100 lists

Dumb lists about stupid things. Any old fool can create a list.

9. Kitten Huffing

This is just the sickest of the sick. Children who read this will have their minds warped for the rest of their lives.

8. I love Pwn4ge. Ok.

Whatever.

7. BENSON

All bow down to the mighty Benson. NOW DAMMIT!

6. AAAAAAAAA!

Completely incomprehensible.

5. JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR

Shut up.

4. ...with SAVINGS!!!

Um, okay...

3. Uncyclopedia is the worst

No shit, Sherlock.

2. Euroipods

No comment. No. Comment.

1. Mr winkler is GAY

“I have decided to give this entire article an F for overall bad grammar, stupidity, pointlessness, incoherence and immaturity.”

~ Mr. Winkler on Worst 100 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes of All Time