Worst 100 Songs To Play At A Funeral

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At funerals the tradition is to play boring opera, some dull classical music or the occasional ballad. Why is this? Wouldn't the world be a better place if people weren't afraid of blasting out some real music whilst their loved ones are buried. However, there are some times when "crossing the line" becomes clear, and this causes tragedy, horror and cancer. So, for your information, here are the worst 100 songs to play at a funeral.

Contents 1 The List 1.1 100 - 91 1.2 90 - 81 1.3 80 - 71 1.4 70 - 61 1.5 60 - 51 1.6 50 - 41 1.7 40 - 31 1.8 30 - 21 1.9 20 - 11 1.10 10 - 1 1.10.1 Songs that just wouldn't match a funeral mood

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100. AC/DC - Highway To Hell

99. Sean Kingston - Fire Burning

(If the person died in a fire)

98. The Munchkins - Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead

97. Kanye West - Gold Digger

(If the person married someone rich or Anna Nicole Smith)

96. Jamie Foxx/Glee - Blame It On The Alcohol

95. Diana Vickers - Never Go To Heaven

94. Eamon - F*** You! I Don't Want You Back

93. Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go Go

92. Nicole Scherzinger - Don't Hold Your Breath

(If the person died drowning)

91. All American Rejects - Gives You Hell

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90. Tomosuke Funaki - 凛として咲く花の如く

(Just don't play it. It's so epic that the dead may rise from their grave)

89. Kool & The Gang - Celebration

88. La Roux - Bulletproof

(If they were shot)

87. Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive

86. The Ting Tings - Shut Up And Let Me Go

(If they were raped)

85. Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Murder On The Dancefloor

84. Rush - High Water

83. Rebecca Black - Friday

(Probably would turn into a double funeral with that song)

82. Roll Deep - Good Times

81. Queen - Another One Bites The Dust

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80. Roll Deep - Green Light

(If they were in a car accident)

79. The Cheeky Girls - We Are The Cheeky Girls (Touch My Bum)

78. The Trammps - Disco Inferno

77. Cee Lo Green - F*** You!

76. The Jam - Going Underground

75. Rush - Roll The Bones

74. Rock - I Am Rock

(If the person died because he believes he's an Immortal and got beaten up by a gang of hobos)

73. Usher - Buri

72. Esmee Denters - Outta Here

71. Hollywood Undead - Dead In Ditches

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70. Helloween - Get Me Outta Here

69. REM - Try Not To Breathe

68. The Prodigy - Fire Starter

If they burnt to death

67. La Roux - In For The Kill

66. Diana Vickers - Once

Lyrics: I'm only gonna let you kill me once

65. Lady GaGa - So Happy I Could Die

64. Michael Jackson - Thriller

63. Pink Floyd - Stop

62. M.I.A - Bird Flu

61. Tinie Tempah ft. Kelly Rowland - Invinsible

(If they were hit by a car)

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60. Tinie Tempah - Pass Out

59. Skepta - Rescue Me

58. Missy Elliot - She's A Bitch

57. Olly Murs - Heart Skips A Beat

(Unsuitable if the person died of a heart attack)

56. Aaliyah ft. Missy Elliot - Hot Like Fire

55. R. Kelly - I Believe I Can Fly

(If the person jumped off a building)

54. B.o.B ft. Hayley Williams - Airplane

(I think you would know at who's funeral this would be unsuitable)

53. Britney Spears - Hit Me Baby One More Time

If attacked or beaten

52. Bruno Mars - Grenade

(If killed in action or by a jealous lover)

51. Johnny Mandel/Mike Altman- Suicide Is Painless

(If someone wants you to play this song at their funeral, it's time to make them stop watching M*A*S*H)

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50. Green Day - Haha Your Dead

49. Iron Maiden - Be Quick Or Be Dead

48. Queen - Who Wants To Live Forever

47. The Lonely Island ft. Akon - I Just Had Sex

(Disrespectful if they died from a sex related disease (HIV, AIDS), or if they didn't)

46. Ice Cube - It Was a Good Day

45. Eminem - 3 a.m.

(Song about recalling a string of murders)

44. Michael Jackson - Beat It

(If they were attacked)

43. Wicked! - Defying Gravity

(If they jumped off a building)

42. Sarah Silverman - Your Gonna Die Soon

41. Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With Somebody

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40. Stevie Wonder - Happy Birthday

39. Good Charlotte - I Just Wanna Live

38. Green Day - F.O.D (Fuck Off and Die)

37. Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died in Your Arms

36. Elton John - Better Off Dead

(Curiously, not performed at Princess Diana's funeral)

35. Achmed the Dead Terrorist - Jingle Bombs

(If they died a terrorist, from a terrorist or from a deadly Christmas event)

34. Selena Gomez - I Don't Miss You At All

33. Rihanna - shut up and drive

(if the person was hit by a car)

32. Jordin Sparks - No Air

31. Chris Brown - Yeah 3x

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30. Rihanna - Man Down

29. Scissor Sisters - Don't Feel Like Dancing

28. Lady GaGa - Just Dance

27. Destiny's Child - Survivor

26. Madonna - Die Another Day

25. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now

24. Celine Dion - I Am Alive

23. Genesis - No Reply At All

22. Enrique Iglesias ft. Nicole Scherzinger - Heartbeat

Lyrics: I can feel your heartbeat...

21. Katy Perry - Firework

(If they died in an explosion)

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20. 50 Cent - When Death Becomes You

19. Saves The Day - Turning Over In My Tomb

18. Jay-Z - Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem)

(Someone’s going to get teary eyed)

17. Jay-Z - Da Graveyard

16. Jay-Z - Don't Let Me Die

15. It's Easy To Sleep When You're Dead - of Montreal

14. Dr Dre ft. Eminem - I Need A Doctor

13. Old People In A Cemetary - of Montreal

12. Tupac - To Live & Die in L.A.

(If they died in L.A.)

11. Tupac - I Don't Give a Fuck

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10. The Notorious B.I.G. - Who Shot Ya?

9. The Notorious B.I.G. - Suicidal Thoughts

8. Michael Jackson - They Don't Care About Us

7. Michael Jackson - Eaten Alive

6. LMFAO - Shots

5. Emilie Autumn - Dead Is The New Alive

4. Emeli Sande - Kill The Boy

3. Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger

(Not really to do with death but would be very bad to play at a funeral)

2. Adele - Rolling In The Deep

(If they drowned)

1. P!nk - I'm Not Dead

(Worst time to play is while the coffin is being lowered)

edit Songs that just wouldn't match a funeral mood

Here are some songs which just don't fit into the funeral mood.

Jay-Z ft. Mr Hudson - Forever Young

Snoop Dogg - Nuthin' but a 'G' Thang

O-Zone - Dragonstea Din Tei (Numa Numa)

Alexis Jordan - Happiness

S.Mouse - Slap My Elbow

Fred - Christmas Cash (or any other song by him)

Outkast - Hey Ya!

Madness - House Of Fun

James Brown - I Got You (I Feel Good)

Queen - Don't Stop Me Now

Mika - Love Today

James Blunt - Beautiful

Axel F - Crazy Frog

Mr Blobby - Mr Blobby

Spice Girls - Wannabe

Ke$ha - We R Who We R

LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem

Six D - Best Damn Night

Beastie Boys - Fight for the Right to Party

The Firm - Star Trekking across the universe

Design The Skyline - Surrounded By Silence