Worst 100 Songs About Seagulling of All Time

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According to God's True Word, the following are the worst 100* Songs About Seagulling ever made. Readers are required to have their sporks to hand.

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The list of all-time worsts:


* God does not care to count this list too closely, and believers are wise not to criticise divine numeration policy.

103. "Get A Grip" - Semisonic
102. "Cum On, Feel The Noise" - Quiet Riot
101. "Does Your Spewing Cum Lose its Flavour on your Bedpost Overnight?" - Lonnie Donnigan
Strangely titled 60s hit for the King of Skiffle.
100. "Come on Eileen" - Dexy's Midnight Runners
Seminal release by Birmingham's finest.
99. "Let it Rain" - Tracy Chapman
Often considered a one hit wonder, Tracy shocked her fans with this outpouring.
98. "Come On Over" - Shania Twain
She sure feels like a woman.
97. "Spray Paint" - Black Flag
96. "Shoot from the Hip" - WASP
95. "Spill the Wine" - WAR (with Eric Burdon)
94. "Albatross" - Fleetwood Mac
Massive hit for the Mac.
93. "Attack" - System Of A Down
These boys are considered a real handful on the tour circuit.
92. "Sowing the Seeds of Love" - Tears for Fears
91. "Sticky Fingers" - The Rolling Stones
90. "Wankers Away" - The Vibe Merchants
Gull in flight

Seagulling has long being the pastime of choice amongst England's social elite.

89. "Why Don't We Do It In The Road?" - The Beatles
Oi, Look Out! Along with Come Together (#3) and Happiness Is A Warm Gun, its clear what makes this the White Album.
88. "I Shot The Sheriff (But I Didn't Shoot No Deputy)" - Bob Marley & The Wailers
Sometimes it isn't just enough of it for all.
87. "Wishing (If I Had A Photograph Of You)" - Flock of Seagulls
86. "It's All Over Now" - The Faces
Pass me a towel.
85. "In Your Eyes" - Peter Gabriel
Bullseye!
84. "I'm Sticking With You" - The Velvet Underground
83. "Give Yourself a Hand" - Crash Test Dummies
82. "Cikita Muz" - Ajdar Anik
81. "With My Little Ukelele In My Hand" - George Formby
Hahaha....never touched me!
80. "Here Comes The Rain Again" - Eurythmics
79. "Jerk" - Kim Stockwood
78. "I Come From Nowhere" - Frank Zappa
77. "I'm So Excited" - The Pointer Sisters
76. "It's Raining Again" - Supertramp
75. "Tinkle, Tinkle, Tra-La-La!" - Traditional melody
74. "Taste It" - INXS
73. "The Rain Song" - Led Zeppelin
One of two tracks for Lez Zeppelin, interestingly neither Whole Lotta Love nor Hats Off (to Roy Harper) made the list.
72. "Splish Splash" - Bobby Darin
71. "Catch" - Kosheen
70. "Come Fly With Me" - Frank Sinatra
69. "The Look of Love" - Dusty Springfield
68. "Get a Grip on Yourself" (album) - WANK
67. "The Element Of Surprise" - E 40
66. "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head." - Burt Bacharach & Hal David
65. "Love Is All Around" - Wet Wet Wet
64. "Trapped" - Circle Jerks
63. "Hey Man Nice Shot" - Filter
62. "November Rain" - Guns n' Roses
Or any time of year, really.
61. "Don't Stop Me Now" - Queen
60. "Can't Get You Out Of My Head" - Kylie Minogue
59. "Hot Dog And A Shake" - David Lee Roth
58. "Come As You Are" - Nirvana
57. "Every Sperm Is Sacred" - Eric Idle
56. "I Love A Rainy Night" - Eddie Rabbitt
"I love to feel the 'rain' on my face, taste the 'rain' on my lips." Rain. Suuuuure.
55. "Shakin' All Over" - Johnny Kidd and The Pirates
52. "Fountain Of Love" - Frank Zappa
51. "Johnny Hit and Run Paulene" - X
50. "Shoot to Thrill" - AC/DC
49. "Cloudbusting" - Kate Bush
48. "Crying in the Rain" - Whitesnake
David Coverdale rocks out with a help from the little lady Tawny Kitten.
47. "Goo Goo Muck" - The Cramps
46. "Spoonful" - Cream
45. "When The Levee Breaks" - Led Zeppelin
44. "Shower of Love" - Monkeyshine
43. "Teenage Kicks" - The Undertones
42. "Georgia on my mind" - Ray Charles
41. "Drowning" - The English Beat
40. "The Scrotum Song" - Asylum Street Spankers
39. "Touching Me, Touching You" - Squeeze
38. "One Shot 2 Shot" - EMINEM
37. "You Wanted Someone To Play With" - Frankie Laine
36. "I'm Looking Forward To Joining You, Finally" - Nine Inch Nails
35. "Here Comes The Flood" - Peter Gabriel
34. "Caught With Your Pants Down" - AC/DC
33. "Taste of Rain...Why Kneel? - Clouddead
Why indeed, why indeed.
32. "Beat Me" - Goo Goo Dolls
31. "It's Raining Men" - The Weather Girls
It's raining manfat, more like.
30. "Surfing Bird" - Trashmen
29. "Flick Of The Wrist" - Queen
28. "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - Nirvana
27. "Let's Stick Together" - Bryan Ferry
26. "Big Shot" - The English Beat
25. "It's So Dirty" - Squeeze
24. "Come Down" - Bush
23. "Come To My Window" - Melissa Etheridge
22. "Splatter" - KMFDM
21. "The Harder They Come" - Jimmy Cliff
20. "Spank Thru" - Nirvana
19. "The Big Come Down" - Nine Inch Nails
18. "Ring of Fire" - Johnny Cash
17. "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" - Pat Benatar
16. "Big Balls" - AC/DC
15. "Under The Gun" - Circle Jerks
14. "Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" - Rogers & Hammerstein
13. "Flood" - Tool
12. "Beat It" - Michael Jackson
11. "We Can Shoot You" - Frank Zappa
10. "Stuck on you" - The Commodores
9. "Jerk it Out" - The Caesars
8. "String Of Pearls" - Soul Asylum
7. "Close Your Eyes" - Goo Goo Dolls
6. "Slicker Drips" - The White Stripes
5. "Cum On Everybody" - EMINEM
4. "Purple Rain" - Prince
Please... visit your physician regularly.
3. "Come Together" - The Beatles
Right now... over... him.
2. "White Room" - Cream
`Nuff said.
1. "I Ran" - A Flock of Seagulls
"I ran... I ran so far away... I couldn't get away." And now you know from what.
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