Worst 100 Reflections on 2012

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Worstlist
99 April Fools Jokes
98 Bumper stickers
96 Firefox extensions
95 Foods
94 Gifts to give a friend
93 Harry Potter Spin-offs
92 Inventions
91 Locations
90 LOL Cats
89 Make Out Songs
88 Moments to get a Boner
87 Moments to Laugh
86 Money Making Schemes
85 Movies
84 Nonexistent Words
83 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
82 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
81 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
80 Pick-up lines
79 Pokemon Cash-Ins
78 Things we learn from movies
77 Reasons to become a Christian
76 Reflections on 2005
75 Reflections on 2006
74 Reflections on 2007
73 Reflections on 2008
72 Reflections on 2009
71 Reflections on 2010
70 Reflections on 2011
69 Reflections on 2012
68 Reflections on 2013
67 Reflections on 2014
66 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
65 Remakes
64 Restaurants
63 Rock Bands
62 Self Help Books
61 Sequels
60 Sexual Perversions
59 Short Poems
58 Sitcom Catchphrases
57 Songs
56 Songs about Seagulling
55 Songs Referencing Paedophilia
54 Songs To Have Sex To
53 Songs To Play At A Funeral
52 Spinoffs
51 Superheroes
50 Things About the '00s
49 Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do
48 Things to do during Christmas
47 Things to Put In An IV
46 Things To Say In Court
45 Things to Say in the Workplace
44 Things to say on a First Date
43 Toys
42 TV Programs
41 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
40 Video Games of all time‎
39 Video Game Movies
38 Video Game Systems
37 Ways To Be Castrated
36 Ways to be Circumcized
35 Ways to Deliver Bad News
34 Ways to Die (Best)
33 Ways to Die (Worst)
32 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
31 Ways to Start a Novel
30 Ways to Win an Argument
29 Weapons

This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2012, a site that can nearly see the light at the end of the tunnel.

100. Jushafink tries to take the p!$$ out of Uncyclopedia.
Thekillerfroggy settles for a little condescension instead.
99. Zombiebaron makes the front page all about him.
Zombiebaron Zombiebaron Zombiebaron. True story.
98. Joe9320 irritates the users and lobbies and nudges the site to join the SOPA protest.
Frosty has a better idea.
97. Lyrithya, Olipro, and sannse blackout the wiki for 24 hours in celebration of SOPA.
Uncyclopedians all over the world are confused about what "soap" is.
96. Lyrithya covers the site in slime molds.
Or has that not happened yet? Did I just give it away? Damn.
95. ONX sits on IRC stoned and confused watching Lyrithya flail about.
This is really nothing of note.
94. Mirror, Mirror on the web, should we cut links to the dead?
Lyrithya opens the battle against the wiki vandal Alicia Keys over at Uncyclopedia's ugly sister mirror site.
93. Zana Dark comes back from the dead. How long will the spell last?
92. Zana Dark returns to the dead. Something about Turd?
91. Whitney Houston is dead.
The world sucks even more now.
90. How much money can we potentially make from this website? The debate is joined and then
forgotten about.
89. Wikia puts up a warning in front of the site
Sadly, it's a warning about boobies, rather than a warning that we're crap.
88. Between February and June nothing important happened
Or maybe we all just forgot to update this page.
87. We got some new admins: Electrified mocha chinchilla and Xamralco.
An "all time low" is declared in standards for being an admin.
86. The UnSignpost dies and then returns one month later.
In the intervening weeks absolutely everybody stops caring.
85. ChiefjusticeDS grows concerned about the brevity of the list.
So he adds two pointless reflections and goes to bed alone, as usual.
84. Zombiebaron leaves a pointless reflection too.
Then leaves to go have an orgy on his space zeppelin.
83 - 23. Thekillerfroggy lays claim to sixty additional reflections.
He's so vain, he probably thinks this list is more than half about him. Because it is now.
22. Matthlock thinks he's cool enough to make a forum about himself.
TheHappySpaceman and Xamralco follow suit.
21. Saberwolf116 becomes a poopsmith.
For the second time! He loves poop!
20. Everyone loves the idea of Wolverhampton upon The Juicy Taste of Diarrhea.
Vandals aren't very original.
19. The Government attempts to make like a million of the same anti-privacy bills which all failed
SOPA, ACTA, PIPA, What's next?
18. Lyrithya starts to add something, sees a giant moth, and then has to run off and chase it instead.
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17. July 23 - July 25, 2012, Wikia permabans all the admins.
Database error
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UPDATE `user` SET user_name = 'Thingsarefuckedandshit',user_password = '12345,678910,1112',user_newpassword = :'apomorphine',user_newpass_time = '20120724141053',user_real_name = 'Thingsarefuckedandshit',user_email = :'Thingsarefuckedandshit@hotmail.com',user_email_authenticated = NULL,user_touched = '20120724141058',user_token = '41df5688b1452eaa28e8715b7ebd9f6c',user_email_token = NULL,user_email_token_expires = NULL WHERE user_id = '4971'
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16. The Olympics were on!
And the USA manages to beat Australia for the first time in gold medal count! And Team GB won more.
15. September 2012 - User:TheHappySpaceman wins Last person to edit wins.
14. October 2012 - Zombiebaron declares a New User Month, and a forum is started, suggesting that ICU be scrapped, because it just isn't funny enough, or nice enough to new writers.
Editors resort to using the construction or fix tag instead, and continue spamming welcome messages on new users pages, in the hopes that someone new will stick around and actually write quality articles.
13. Frosty becomes an admin, somehow.
He is declared a national hero in Australia as their most accomplished citizen.
12. Wikia forces all photos and drawings with Nipples or Penis to be censored. The userbase begins to dwindle.
11. Lyrithya promises to move the wiki.
10. Hipster admits to being Another n00b. Nothing happens.
9. Yrtneg is revealed to be Mnidaydwisww. Once again, nothing happens.
8. Shabidoo claims that SPIKE is his alternate personality. Frosty offers to ban the next person making an X=Y post.
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