Worst 100 Reflections on 2009

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The All-Time 100 Worst:

100. April Fools Jokes
99. Bands
98. Books (General)
97. Cars
96. Children's Books
95. Colours
94. Computer Games
93. Cryptic Crossword Clues
92. Direct-to-Video Movies
91. Diseases Your Ex-Wife Could Have
90. Evil Plans
89. Firefox extensions
88. Food
87. Football variants
86. Government Policies
85. Harry Potter Spin-off Novel Series
84. Hybrid Animals
83. Inventions
82. Lists
81. Locations
80. LOL Cats
79. Make Out Songs
78. Money Making Schemes
77. Movies
76. Nonexistent Words
75. Numbers
74. Nutty Conspiracy Theories
73. Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
72. Pick-up lines
71. Planets
70. Pokemon Cash-Ins
69. Porn Movies
68. Porn Stars
67. Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
66. Reasons to become a Christian
65. Reflections on 2005
64. Reflections on 2006
63. Reflections on 2007
62. Reflections on 2008
61. Reflections on 2009
60. Rejected Harry Potter Novels
59. Remakes
58. Restaurants
57. Ringtones
56. Self Help Books
55. Sequels
54. Sexual Perversions
53. Short Poems
52. Sitcom Catchphrases
51. Songs
50. Songs about Seagulling
49. Songs Referencing Paedophilia
48. Songs To Have Sex To
47. Sonic Cash-ins and Characters
46. Spinoffs
45. Suicide Ideas
44. Superheroes
43. Things About the '00s
42. Things to do during Christmas
41. Things to Put In An IV
40. Things To Say In Court
39. Things to Say in the Workplace
38. Things to say on a First Date
37. Things to Stick your Dick in
36. Toys
35. TV Programs
34. Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
33. Video Game Movies
32. Video Game Systems
31. Ways of Being a Dick
30. Ways to be Circumcized
29. Ways to Deliver Bad News
28. Ways to Die (Best)
27. Ways to Die (Worst)
26. Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
25. Ways to Start a Novel
24. Ways to Win an Argument
23. Wonders of the World
22. Top 100 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
21. Ways To Be Castrated

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This is the official list of Uncyclopedia's Worst 100 Reflections on 2009. If we last that long.

100. The previous list closes after a mild flurry of activity fails to furnish it with a full 100 reflections.: Won't happen this year, right?

99. Category:My sojourn is featured.: Satan is reported to be stocking up on winter clothing.

98. Some guy complains about the amount of "double standards" on this website.: Now this? Nobody cares.

97. Sonic Fever hits Uncyclopedia for some unknown reason.: All thanks to a guy, another guy, and a user who's name is hard to spell.

96. The white guy in All-4-One returns!: It turns out that not only does he not know Tom Jones, but the poor, deluded fool thinks that Tom is white.

95. Uncyclopedia releases Ubuntu Masturbating Monkey Edition.: What the hell?

94. A newly recruited administrator is revealed to be of African descent.: On a lighter note, the administrator in question also admits that he likes to perform acts of a sexual nature on goats.

93. Socky feels depressed, partly because Uncyclopedia is the worst.: He's still waiting for it to blow over.

92. Dr. Skullthumper and MrN9000 switch talk pages: Many people are confused, but we all just blame the robot uprising

91. APRIL FOOLS !!!!!!!!!

90. Stephen Hawking is hospitalized.: At least that means he won't be running over anyone's cats any time soon.

89. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accuses Israel and the Jews of being racist scumbags.: Irony abounds, as do mispronunciations of the man's name.

88. Gouncyclopedia! arrives, lives, is a fanboy, and gets banned.

User:Gouncyclopedia! 00:32, 21 April 2009 (UTC) For signing like this, to be exact. User:Gouncyclopedia! 01:19, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

87. Benson returns, then leaves.: He left a message saying about his travels.

86. Some Girl criticises men.: She left a message explaining her displeasure. Sexism ensued.

85. Sandwiches are voted for.: Also, eaten.

84 A whole bunch of people come back. No, really!: *Pbbt*! Losers...

83. Some people make their annual plea to ban IPs: We keep letting IPs edit, anyways, 'cause we're suckers for their big, moist eyes.

82. Der Unwehr user group created: Fascist uprisings follow.

81. Led creates a forum post about this list not being long enough: Someone adds this entry to the list.

80. Cajek, Gerrycheevers, and Under user go on a lobster vandalism spree: Actually end up rewriting lobster. Perhaps the first example of vandalism being productive ever.

79. Everyone keeps getting older and older.: Bandwagon ends when Modus LIES! (How could he?)

78. Ten days after getting a two-year-long ban, Gouncyclopedia says goodbye: Returns a mere 19 days later.

77. Woody adds three new numbers to the list, then deletes three older ones: Calls own usefulness into question.

76. Dr. Skullthumper comes back demanding for stuff to do.: First he kills Courtney Love (about time), then he tries to kill the Uncyclopedia Timeline.

75. After Scully fails to kill the timeline, Mulder nominates the Beginning of Time for deletion.: Then a wizard nominates the rest.

74. A lot of serious discussions are being held.: A clear sign of Uncyclopedia being the worst.

73. Filial Piety breaks all sorts of records: After being failed roughly 23 times on VFH, it gets catapulted up to 14 votes, over 600% health, and gets featured in under a half hour.

72. After an admin takes a look at the actual Filial Piety nomination page, the feature is taken away and Filial Piety is put back on VFH: It is immediately downvoted.

71. TKF does the ol' switcheroo!: Filial Piety still sucks, though.

70. David Carradine dies: In a freak masturbation accident, no less, and then in the same month...

69. Ed McMahon dies: But everyone forgets about him because in the same week...

68. Farrah Fawcett dies: But everyone forgets about her because less than six hours later...

67. Michael Jackson dies: Which everyone goes absolutely nuts over until...

66. Billy Mays dies: And celebrities everywhere begin buying tons of life insurance, while...

65. <insert name here>, unfortunately, continues to live: C-C-C-C-COMBOOO BREAKER!

64. The Young and the Uncyclopedians buys the farm: Executioner Thekillerfroggy writes rock opera in deletion summaries.

63. The Forums are invaded by the Dutch!: They want to stop IPs from editing on Dutchcylopedia. But they want to talk about banning them in the Forums on Uncyclopedia. Then they split the bill.

62. Nigger Dogshit Sandwiches: We're told that it's the latest craze in the celebrity world.

61. Uncyclopedia begins season 2 of Survivor.: Who will win? Even I don't know yet!

60. Thekillerfroggy initiates the closing of Sockpuppeteer of the Month, with great success.: There is remarkably less drama than when Manforman tried to close Useless Gobshite.

59. The Official Anti-Drama Template™

Cabal Decree #125/aaa! "No VFH Dramas" is now in effect.
Any further discussion on this page other than votes For, Against or Pie will result in wide spread bans and public flogging at dawn.

Who knew that writers had such brittle egos?

58. The Uncyclopedia maintenance templates get revamped: This time, no one makes a big deal about sockpuppets or .jpgs, so the request passes with flying colors.

57 Orian57 breaks some sort of record.: Featured on three consecutive days

56. Zombiebaron tries to end voting.: It doesn't work.

55. TheLedBalloon takes the Hall of Shame.: Gloating ensues.

54. Somebody arbitrarily decides that Dan Kwon sucks balls.: Who is that guy, again?

53. Gouncyclopedia! creates a sock and makes a forum to announce his return, and is promptly banned again forever.: The forum magically disappears.

52. Somebody gets their knickers in a twist about abstinence.: Amazingly, some people actually seem to care.

51. Uncyclopedia reaches out to the foreign language wikis by forming a foreign office.: This is America, SPEAK AMERICAN!

50. The Wikimedia foundation calls e|m|c.: A powerpoint presentation is made; proposals are proposed, and we finally take over. Win.

49. Latvians are bigest and most powerfull country in the world: rours faitfully

        dave smith

48. Naruto: It is made of fail.

47. As usual, VFH is flooded with various retarded nominations: "Things are getting desperate.."; ~ Romartus

46. Devo, after announcing a Fall 2009 release for their first album in nearly two decades, pushes it back until 2010, for "radical remixing".: Seriously, what the hell does that even mean?

45. Patrick Swayze succumbs to cancer.: The dancing's over, now it gets dirty.

44. Kanye West goes on a drunken rampage at some TV thing, where he YO UNCYCLOPEDIA, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT WIKIPEDIA HAD ONE OF THE BEST LISTS OF ALL TIME.: ONE OF THE BEST LISTS OF ALL TIME!

43. The white guy in All-4-One tells us to buy their new album.: Dexter tells him to make an account.

42. Someone is offended at someone else.: Hilarity and butthurt ensues.

41. Roman Dog Bird puts up a feces inspired site notice and receives complaints and praise for it.: Mostly complaints. What a fucking numpty.

40. Dexter has a giant penis.: But his balls are tiny.

39. Thekillerfroggy goes to college and wants us to keep reading his articles.: Roman Dog Bird proceeds to vandalize his user page.

38. Disgraced vocalist, Kevin Federlane wins a blue ribbon in the local county fair pig contest.: Holy shit look at that fat fuck.

37. Modusoperandi features himself due to a shortage of featurable articles.: All problems on Uncyclopedia are spontaneously solved as if through magic.

36. People keep nominating userpages on VFH: Needless to say, Roman Dog Bird, Modusoperandi and Orion Blastar all fail. PENIS also fails. Fails hard. Stop giggling!

35. TheLedBalloon just wants to be loved.: Don't we all? But perennial noob Killer 3.14 refuses to give him any.

34. Roman Kool Nigguh Bird contemplates spamming an image of some guy that he saw in a shitty article, but drops the idea.

33. Modus takes the top spot in the Hall from TLB.: Is this the end for our intrepid balloon? Will modes of operations become the new mode of operation for Uncyclopedia? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON HALL OF SHAME. *diddly diddly deedledeedle deedledeedle deedledeedledeedledeedledeedledeedle NYEEEOOOOWW!*