Worst 100 Nutty Conspiracy Theories of All Time

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===103-91===
;103. the number 103 is cursed and all those who type that number will die half way throught typing the word bas mm, hj/..ty
 
 
 
;102. The lottery is only winnable if you are guaranteed to waste it all on hookers and beer.
 
 
;101. Size of hands do relate to size of "other parts"
 
 
conspiracy created by the rest of the 1970 England world cup team due to Gordon Banks stealing their women and not wanting Peter Shilton to do the same
 
 
 
;100. [[Illuminati]].
 
;100. [[Illuminati]].
 
The world is going to be taken over by a bunch of [[Cthulhu|Steve Jacksons board games]] playing [[nerd]]s who couldn't even intimidate their own little sisters if they tried.
 
The world is going to be taken over by a bunch of [[Cthulhu|Steve Jacksons board games]] playing [[nerd]]s who couldn't even intimidate their own little sisters if they tried.
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All Scout Groups are controlled by Freemasons who put mini cameras in their merit badges. Their secret oaths are actually prayers to the god of scouts Barack Mccain.
 
All Scout Groups are controlled by Freemasons who put mini cameras in their merit badges. Their secret oaths are actually prayers to the god of scouts Barack Mccain.
   
''60-15 were so stupid the author died''
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''60-17 were so stupid the author died''
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;16. The lottery is only winnable if you are guaranteed to waste it all on hookers and beer.
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;15. Size of hands do relate to size of "other parts"
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conspiracy created by the rest of the 1970 England world cup team due to Gordon Banks stealing their women and not wanting Peter Shilton to do the same
   
 
;14. The theorem of a perpetual fluid motion proved through the third quadrant of the trigonometric calculus expression in the 3rd quadrant
 
;14. The theorem of a perpetual fluid motion proved through the third quadrant of the trigonometric calculus expression in the 3rd quadrant

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