Worst 100 Numbers of All Time

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100. April Fools Jokes
99. Bands
98. Books (General)
97. Cars
96. Children's Books
95. Colours
94. Computer Games
93. Cryptic Crossword Clues
92. Direct-to-Video Movies
91. Diseases Your Ex-Wife Could Have
90. Evil Plans
89. Firefox extensions
88. Food
87. Football variants
86. Government Policies
85. Harry Potter Spin-off Novel Series
84. Hybrid Animals
83. Inventions
82. Lists
81. Locations
80. LOL Cats
79. Make Out Songs
78. Money Making Schemes
77. Movies
76. Nonexistent Words
75. Numbers
74. Nutty Conspiracy Theories
73. Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
72. Pick-up lines
71. Planets
70. Pokemon Cash-Ins
69. Porn Movies
68. Porn Stars
67. Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
66. Reasons to become a Christian
65. Reflections on 2005
64. Reflections on 2006
63. Reflections on 2007
62. Reflections on 2008
61. Reflections on 2009
60. Rejected Harry Potter Novels
59. Remakes
58. Restaurants
57. Ringtones
56. Self Help Books
55. Sequels
54. Sexual Perversions
53. Short Poems
52. Sitcom Catchphrases
51. Songs
50. Songs about Seagulling
49. Songs Referencing Paedophilia
48. Songs To Have Sex To
47. Sonic Cash-ins and Characters
46. Spinoffs
45. Suicide Ideas
44. Superheroes
43. Things About the '00s
42. Things to do during Christmas
41. Things to Put In An IV
40. Things To Say In Court
39. Things to Say in the Workplace
38. Things to say on a First Date
37. Things to Stick your Dick in
36. Toys
35. TV Programs
34. Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
33. Video Game Movies
32. Video Game Systems
31. Ways of Being a Dick
30. Ways to be Circumcized
29. Ways to Deliver Bad News
28. Ways to Die (Best)
27. Ways to Die (Worst)
26. Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
25. Ways to Start a Novel
24. Ways to Win an Argument
23. Wonders of the World
22. Top 100 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
21. Ways To Be Castrated


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“I never really figured that you could have numerical list of numbers that are undesirable.”

~ Oscar Wilde

The Worst 100 Numbers of All Time are all here. A student's worst nightmare and a statistician's best dream. Don't worry, everything here listed is a number.

Contents

[edit] 1–19

1. 11
One Louder
2. 1
It's the loneliest number of them all!
e. 2.71828182845904523536
You will always have to round this number
3. thr33v3
π. Exactly 3
4. 8 15 16 23 42
Oh. Isn't that cheating?
5. 404
Where did all the porn go?
6. One
The Beatles Album.
7. Pi
3.1something who gives a rat's ass about the rest.
9. 8.
Hate
10. Radian
You know..the ratio of a circles circumference to it's area..sheesh.
11. Eleven
That's ridiculous, it's not even funny.
12. Oceans 12.
Wait. Are you even trying to be funny?
13. My ex-girlfriend's cell phone number
...that whore.
14. My SAT score.
15. Schfiffty Five.
16. math
Being discreet makes it no less lonely
17. Cosine.
18. 867-5309
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to?
19.
The bleen number

[edit] 20–39

Did you know...
You can destroy any number in this list by multiplying it by 0?

“Your PIN number? Enter it here three times until you are able to login.”

~ scammer
20. Tangent.
Opposite over hypotenuse, opposite over hypotenuse, opposite over hypotenuse.
21. bleen
22. The lost numbers (4 8 15 16 23 42).
So that's where they went.
23. The number of times this number occurs in the number line.
24. Infinity
It just keeps going on for ever and ever. Mind boggling.
25. 6.9 Nobody likes being interrupted by a period.
26. Fibonacci Numbers.
27. The golden string.
29. 28.
30. Prime numbers.
31. The limit as x approaches ∞ of sin2(x)/cos(tan[x])
... fucking calculus
32. 1010011010
Keep well away from that binary number.
33. 333
Half of the beast.
34. Binary
Almost as bad as the golden string.
35. ****
My top secret chip and PIN number.
36. The found numbers.
Yeah. They're easy to lose when you turn off your calculator.
37. math
Complex equations don't deserve to have real answers
38. Anything Below -1.
39. 8
If the Chinese think it's lucky, it can't be good.

[edit] 40–59

“These numbers are too hard. I can't find the button that you press for it on my calculator.”

~ student
40. 999
Aussie beast.
41. φ
Nice.
42. 789.
See list item #93
43. Log 2.8235 .
44. Epsilon
It's an infinitely close to zero. Be there forever tying to find it, good luck I tells you.
45. $15.95
Too much money.
46. 29A
Hexadecimal evil.
47. 1963.
49. 48.
50. DCLXVI
Roman Numeral of the Beast.
51. ISBN 0743228642.
52. 386.
53. Your social security number.
54. 0.999999...
...is not 1!
55. 55
Umm, sweet and sour shrimp – yuk. Sweet and sour sauce – yummy. Just don't stick it on shrimp, the devils own crustacean.
56. 2/0
57. 0.01745 (180/Pi)
Notice the marks for the number "6" are "II".
59. 58.

[edit] 60–79

60. -1.1852585794233E+17
61. What you get when you divide by 0.
What do you really get then?
62. 24-7.
Uncyclopedia's operating hours
63. 616.
64. Mystic rose.
65. 1337
d0n7 937 m3 $74r73d.
The number "666" is hidden in every UPC bar code. (Get a bar code and look at it!)
66. 666
The beast is everywhere, even in every barcode. All of the marks, or bars are associated with numbers at the bottom, except the marks at the first, middle, and end. Notice the marks for the number "6" are "||". And these marks are the same marks at the first, in the middle and at the end. Here's the other numbers removed. The number "666" is hidden in every UPC bar code!
67. A random number
...something bad could come up.
69. 68
70. Number 10
71. 20500
72. 13421
Don't ask why, everyone just hates it.
73. Sigma
...because it's not a number.
74. 46678
Everyone hates barcodes now.
75. Only 13 more to go.
76. 13
...is damn unlucky.
77. I don't like this one, it's boring.
79. 78.

[edit] 80–99

“Hm-hmm-hm. Whoops!”

~ clumsy person on knocking a section of the list out
90. All of the eighties.
91. 142.
For a second, I thought you were going to say 419. I guess that scammer has your money now.
92. Error 84 
Damn Windows. (Reason #29 to use a Linux distribution)
93. 218.
See list item #19
94. The Beatles
The Long and Winding Road.
95. Eighty five million, seven hundred and sixty three thousand, one hundred and ninety five, and thirty two pence.
96. 96
...is the same both ways up.
97. cc-by-nc-sa 2.0
some licensing thingy.
98. 11982
99. Google.
...the really big number

[edit] 100–and above?

Admins love cream pie
100. This one smells of pie.
101. 101
...because it ruins the whole "Worst 100 Numbers of All Time" idea.
102. The constant of the coordinates of X divided by Y
...to the square route of the hypotenuse of 96 times YNVNBTGIRJKKDSO plus 50 to the 303409890380349890th power times the area of an eagle's feather times the square route of 392392209.
103. 9001 It's over 9000!
103.5 9002 It's over 9000!
103.8 9003 It's over 9000!
104. 25.806975801127880315188420605149
The (square) root of all evil.
105. Tomorrow's date
It'll never come!
Googolplex.

If you thought googol was bad enough, think again. I mean googol was so big it made me depressed, but at least you could write it down as "10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000" and it looks quite harmless. Googolplex is 1 with googol noughts. That's impossible to imagine written down. What are we gonna do? There isn't enough ink and paper in the world to write it. This number depresses me so much I might actually commit suicide.

107. i
Shhh, it's a number if you believe.
108. 90210
What number can be worse than that one show? FALSE ADVERTISING.
109. lmnop
Because it is not a number, you dumbass.
110. 2 squared
WTF?!
111. 111
You are 1/6 of being the antichrist.
112. 4761
Fun fact: Press the square root button on your calculator if you type in that number and see what happens!

[edit] Honorable mention

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