Worst 100 Make Out Songs of All Time

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103. Love, Hate, Love, - Alice In Chains

"I want to peel the skin from your face" ain't exactly appropriate for a romantic moment.

102. Woman, Nature's Punching Bag - Anal Cunt

101. I Just Had Rough Sex With My Cat - Edwin Spearcouch

Self-explanatory.

100. YMCA - the Village People

Just not the type of song you want your girlfriend to know you have.

99. The Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash

"And it burns, burns, burns" is not the best lyric to hear, especially if you suspect your partner of having an STD

98. So What - the Anti-Nowhere League

http://www.lyricstime.com/anti-nowhere-league-so-what-lyrics.html Just look at these lyrics. . . ]

97. Rocketman - William Shatner

96. The I Love You Song from Barney

And you are how old?

95. If You Want to be Happy - Jimmy Soul

This song is especially bad if you are having a romantic evening with your wife.

94. Limbo

How low can you go?

93. Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-Alot

For some reason, women don't like to hear about why you like big butts.

94. Everyone Has Aids - D.V.D.A.(Matt Stone and Trey Parker)

93. I Want To Rape You - Spinal Fuck

No comment.

92. I Got Crabs(And You Do Too!) - Eselfick

91. Sorry Babe, But I Got Yellow Fever - User:Sic_one

90. Too Drunk to Fuck - The Dead Kennedys

89. Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? - Frank Zappa

88. I want to break free - Queen

Not a good way to show your love...unless your a child under Michael Jackson, in which case its perfect

87. We are the Champions - Queen

No girl likes to be bragged about

86. The Way You Do The Things You Do - The Temptations

"Listen to the lyrics - they are all a bunch of back-handed insults. For instance : "You've got a smile so bright, you know you could have been a candle". Consider the amount of lumens that a candle lets out. That ain't nothing compared to a light bulb or the sun. So, essentially, she barely brightens up your life. Even worse - "If good looks were minutes, you know you could have been an hour." That'll get her hot. Yeah, considering that there are 24 hours in a day, and the average amount of days a person will live, she's only worth 1/24 of a day in terms of good looks. So, she doesn't brighten up your life a lot and is a potential fire hazard, and she's really ugly. Then consider this, she gets compared to being a school-book (what girl doesn't like being compared to a book that everyone hates) and a crook. Not very loving."

85. Heartlight - Neil Diamond.

84. Come On and Dance with Wags The Dog - The Wiggles

83. Michael - Franz Ferdinand

It's not the best time to get out of the closet, is it?

82. Fuck me Jesus - Marduk

This is even worse if your girlfriend is religious.

81. First I Look At The Purse - J. Geils Band

80. The Magnificent Organ (album) - E. Power Biggs

79. Sleep In My Piss - GG Allin

78. D.I.V.O.R.C.E. - Tammy Wynette

77. Havin' My Baby - Paul Anka

76. Dive! Dive! Dive! - Bruce Dickinson

75. Harvester of Sorrow - Metallica

"Here are the lyrics if you're not convinced"

74. Beat It - Michael Jackson

"It just seems wrong. . . ."

73. Book-on-tape - Learning Business Spanish

"Are you going to the complimentary breakfast?" "Yeah, that'll get her hot."

72. Lick my tiny willie bitch - Anal Cunt.

"Self Explanitory"

71. Die, Die My Darling - The Misfits

70. She Rides - Danzig

69. Punk as Fuck - Circle Jerks

68. Grinder - -Judas Priest

67. Mechanix - Megadeth

66. Use Your Head - Overkill

65. Mouth For War - Pantera

64. Raining Blood - Slayer

"That would be a very messy situation"

63. Die Hard - Venom

62. Fear, Part One - Paul Di'Anno's Battlezone

"Brutal and cruel, another hard beating, the pleasure of hearing you cry"

61. Heartbreaker - Led Zeppelin

60. I Won't Pay Your Price - Motorhead

59. Every Song Ever Done By... - Morrissey

"Best lyricist ever? Yer maw! 'You have never been in love untill you see the stars reflect in the reservioirs.' All he's doing is trying to find a word that fits with the last. "Irish Blood, English Heart, this is what i'm made of'. Cool mate! Fantastic! Again, shite lyrics with all these tight-jeaned arsebandits pretending to be English shouting "MORRISSEY!" eating this shit up.

58. Mark is the ultimate sexanator - Mark

57. Angry Bryce Man - Bryce

"Bryce is the angriest fuck ever"

56. In the outdoor - Led zeppelin

55. severed-Mudvayne

54. Candy Man Can- Willy Wonka

53. I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass - Blink 182

she will find out regardless

52. She Hates Me- Puddle of Mud

51. Anything by GG Allin. ' http://www.plyrics.com/g/ggallin.html look at the lyrics if you don't believe me

50. In Soviet Russia, crabs catch you! - The Soviet Russian Royal Marching Band

49. Cradle of Love - Billy Idol

Nothings says i love you like pedophilia.

48. Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex

Nothing says I love you like a song with barnyard animal sounds in it.

47. Bounce - system of a down

Unless you want a song about a gang bang then keep away from this

46. I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You- Anal Cunt

45. The "Jeopardy" think music-Merv Griffin

Inspires you to say things like "What is your tongue tastes so good!" and "What is could you please take your shirt off?" Come on, people, it just sounds wrong! And no one makes out on the show!

44. Sussudio - Phil Collins

This conjures up visuals from the movie "American Psycho"

43. Tempted by the Fruit of Another - Squeeze

Ooo baby, your sister is hot

42. The Break-up Song - Greg Kihn Band

41. You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around) - Strong Bad

40. Oops...I did it again-Britney Spears

Oops...I forgot the condoms! Do you mind getting an STD?

39. Funky Cold Medina - Tone-Loc

This song is wrong...so very, very, wrong.

38. Burn in My Light- Mercy Drive

Again burning not such a good thing and don't tell the one your with "I'm going to take what's mine!" or "Nothing is going to change what you've done to me!"

37. I'm Keeping Your Poop - Hayseed Dxixie

Not something you'd want her to know about!

36. Aaron Frater is now -3 - Aaron Frater

35. Suck my dog's dick - Wesley Willis

34. U Can't Touch This - MC Hammer

You had to ruin her fun, didn't you?

33. Sexicutioner - GWAR

"Give-a to me the 'golden shower'."

32. I lit your baby on fire - Anal cunt

31. Do I Creep You Out? - Weird Al Yankovic (a.k.a. Wired Al Yoinkivich)

30. Fuck Like a beast - W.A.S.P.

Nothing quite as fucked up, unless your girlfriend likes animal porn...

29. Whos Your Daddy - Lordi

"Whos your daddy, say whos your daddy, who puts you in your place! Whos your daddy, say whos your daddy, SURRENDER AND OBEY!!" Now tell me the truth about how that would sound? ^^ Please read it out loud!

28. Beeswax - Nirvana

Errrm...I don't really think she'd like to know you've got your "diddly spayed".

27. St. Wanker - Metallica

26. All murder, All guts, All fun - Samhain

25. Rats ass - Black Sabbath

24. Use to Butt Fuck Her - Guns n' Roses

Axl goes on a 20 minute rant on why he hates crackers

23. Love Hurts - Slayer

A heart felt song written by Jeff Hanneman and Kerry King.

22. Front Door Blues - Iron Maiden

21. Avenged Sevenfold Sucks - By every True metalhead

20. No Remorse - Metallica

19. Ruffie Sunrise - Eric clapton