Worst 100 LOL Cats

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99 April Fools Jokes
98 Firefox extensions
97 Foods
96 Gifts to give a friend
95 Harry Potter Spin-offs
94 Inventions
93 Locations
92 LOL Cats
91 Make Out Songs
90 Moments to get a Boner
89 Moments to Laugh
88 Money Making Schemes
87 Movies
86 Nonexistent Words
85 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
84 Nutty Conspiracy Theories
83 Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
82 Pick-up lines
81 Pokemon Cash-Ins
79 Things we learn from movies
78 Reasons to become a Christian
77 Reflections on 2005
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67 Rejected Harry Potter Novels
66 Remakes
65 Restaurants
64 Self Help Books
63 Sequels
62 Sexual Perversions
61 Short Poems
60 Sitcom Catchphrases
59 Songs
58 Songs about Seagulling
57 Songs Referencing Paedophilia
56 Songs To Have Sex To
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53 Superheroes
52 Things About the '00s
51 Things Rick Astley is Never Gonna Do
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43 Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
42 Video Games of all time‎
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39 Ways To Be Castrated
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36 Ways to Die (Best)
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34 Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
33 Ways to Start a Novel
32 Ways to Win an Argument
31 Weapons
30 Rock Bands

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100. The Original LOL Cat

Original LOL cat

Is even older than Happy cat, predating bad grammar.

99. Happy Cat

Happy cat

Iz old meme. And no, himz can has no cheezburger!

98. Hot Cat


Iz excuse 2 put a sexy pussy pic in artikel

97. Overused Orange Cat

Orange Kitten

Iz cute, but way over-used. (And over-huffed.)

96. Dead Cat

Dead cat

Iz really only playin' ded...rite?

95. Drunk Cat

Drunk cat

Haz ded hooker in trunk.

94. Easily Swayed Cat

Racist cat

Is now racist.

93. Super Cute Pirate Cat

Pirate cat

Iz in yur high seaz, pillaging yur ships, hookin' your booty.

92. LOL cat


Drank way to much, laughed too hard, and is about to spew.

91. Caturday Cat


Iz high.

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90. Literacy Cat


Kan spel "you're" reel goood.

89. Long Cat


Likes when you flyz him around to playz "Super Man".

88. Short Cat

Short cat2

Haz had too much plaztic surgery.

87. Serious Cat

Serious Cat

Iz seriously fucking serious.

86. Smelly Cat


Hates the fucking dryer!!!

85. Dune Cat

Cat-dunecat-lg (200 x 200)

Iz in ur houz, referenzin ur obscure Sci-Fi.

84. Fail Cat


Should have picked cheddar.

83. Internet Addict Cat


Also needs moar ears.

82. Hamster Cat's ...

Hamster cat

... mother waz a hamster. (Father smelledz of elderberriez.)

81. Violin Cat

Violin cat

Plays a mean invisible lead guitar too.

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80. Invisible Everything Cat


Haz better stuffz than U.

79. Spoon Cat

Spoon Attack

Iz fightin teh hrwin habit.

78. Hooray Cat


Iz reachz 4 wordz upz ther.

77. Scared-y cat


Hadz himz testiclez nawed off by a mouze.

76. War Cat


Wantz rubz.

75. Better than you cat


Iz smug cause shez betterz than you.

74. Admin Cat


HA! In your face's face!

73. Soulless Cat ...


... can now run for political office.

72. Soviet Cat


Oh Noes! Computerz user iz naked! EYE BLEECHES PLEAZE!!!!

71. Lazy Cat


Livez in Amerika.

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70. Existential Cat

Existential cat

Or iz moonin you; whatever.

69. Pussy in Carpet Cat


Needs halp avoiding lezbian joke.

68. Basket Cat


Is actually going to Walmart; not Hell.

67. Mop Cat

Mop cat

Takez any job she can get in this economiez.

66. Healer Cat

Healer cat

Also does exorcizms.

65. Inspector Cat

Inspector cat

Iz in yur house, chekin yur wallz for crack.

64. Superconductor Cat

Superconductor cat

Haz no electrical resistancez.

63. Allergy Cat

Allergy cat

Iz sad to sayz to you, "In Soviet Russia, cats are allergic to YOU!"

62. American cat


Ate all teh other countyz Cats not on here.

61. Asian Cat


Is suprized!.

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60. Native American Cat

Hay guise

Iz being forced off hiz landz by Pilgrim Cat.

59. Negro Cat


Lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.

58. Cathulhu


Also lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.

57. Jabba Cat

Jabba cat

Haz a mouze in a gold bikiniz.

56. Empire Cat


Iz afraidz of Wookies!

55. Dress Up Cat

Ewok cat

Is five secondz away from homizidal rampagez!

54. Godfather Cat


... but on this day of hiz daughterz weddingz he can not refuze.

53. Scientology Cat


Will not be saved by Xenu; but instead copy and pasted.

52. Pope Cat

Pope cat

Haz a funny hat!.

51. Jew Cat


Iz in yur bank, taken yur interestz.

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50. Observant Jew Cat

Jew cat

Playz golf on Caturday.

49. Monopoly Cat

Monopoly cat

Cheetz the bank.

48. Nosfercatu Cat


Loves flowerz.

47. Heterochromia Cat

Heterochromia Cat

Carried teh virus off England.

46. Illegal Alien Cat


Iz in ur country, steelin ur jobz.

45. Kitler


Iz in yur Ghetto, pwning yur Mewz.

44. Biznis Cat


Stole your retirement moniez.

43. Supermarket Cat


Iz tired of telling you this shit every time you buy stuffz.

42. Undead Cat

Vampire cat

Iz defeated by sunlight.

41. Pizza Cat


Ordered pizzaz with your credit cardz.

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40. Invisible Sandwich Cat


In fact does not have a sandwich. Pleaze lock your drugz up from now on.

39. Hungry Ironic Cat

Lolcat nomming

Noms teh hand dat feez himz.

38. Sneeky Cat


Iz in yur medicine cabinet, numming yur pills.

37. Secret Ingredient Cat


Will foolz your dinner guestz.

36. Cheezburger Cat


Iz a damned liar! Az a matter of fact iz cheezburger!

35. Birthday Cat


Iz an ungrateful baztard!

34. Pringles Cat

Too prosh

Iz being subjected to animal abuse.

33. Welfare Cat



32. Preppy Cat


Is halucinatinz.

32. House Cleaner Cat


Enjoyz the job perkz.

31. Anti-gravity Cat

Fuck gravity

Iz happy about profanity.

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30. Reverse Gravity Cat


Is also halucinatinz.

29. Schodinger's Cat

Schrodingers LOL CAT

Watchez porn while unobserved.

28. Jedi Cat

Teh Force

Iz drunk off champagne and whip-its again.

27. Angsty Noob Cat


Iz voting against your articlez on VFH without leaving meaningful commentz.

26. Dr. Skullthumper Cat


Iz not a real doctor, or a real cat. But doez thump skullz.

25. Laser Eye Surgery Cat

Laser Eye Cat

Haz supa laza eyes nou.

24. WTF cat

Funny wtf cat

Iz readingz illogicopedia right nowz.

23. Lion Cat


Will killz you in your sleep.

22. Naïf Cat


No longer considerz you to be in hiz bubble of trust.

21. Stay Puffed Cat

Miserable cat

Will destroyz your Ghoastbusterz after itz bath.

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20. What?!? Cat

Do not want cat

Doezn't want anything to do with your mom. Quit pimping her.

19. Chinese Cat


Iz stealin yur dataz.

18. Thief Cat


Iz black, unsurprisingly.

17. Ex-girlfriend Cat

Cat voices

Just called to say "Hi."

16. Internet Cat

Sleeping Cat

Likes computerz.

15. Ringleader Cat

Send the monies

Wantz the moniez in small unmarked billz.

14. Monster Cat


Iz in yur chuch, nomming yur congregationz. Wherez your God now?

13. Feelz Good Kitty Cat


May give you the H1N1 viruz.

12. Raepist Cat


Az Seen on Americaz Most Wanted.

11. Anal Sex Cat


Knowz what you like.

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10. Surprise Sex Cat


Iz the bests moneiz you evah spent.

9. Teenage Cat


Wastes your moniez and time.

8. Homeschooled Cat


Haz no friendz.

7. Chilli Cookoff Cat


Iz inbred redneck.

6. Ceiling Cat

Yikers ceiling cat1

Watches you masturbate while also masturbating.

5. Russian Cat

Masturbation cat

In Soviet Russia, YOU watch Cats masturbate.

4. Voyeur Cat.com


Iz makin moniez!.

3.. Fetish Cat


Shouldza hav used lubez.

2. Pussy Cats

Bottom cat

Do NOT make one transgendered.

edit And the Number 1 Worst LOL Cats!

1. Pregnancy Fetish Cat


Iz worstest lolcat possibel! (If u haz a worster one, ad plz.)

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Failure Cat

Fail cat

Failz to maek list, Oh Noes!

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