Worst 100 LOL Cats
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The All-Time 100 Worst:
- 100. April Fools Jokes
- 99. Bands
- 98. Books (General)
- 97. Cars
- 96. Children's Books
- 95. Colours
- 94. Computer Games
- 93. Cryptic Crossword Clues
- 92. Direct-to-Video Movies
- 91. Diseases Your Ex-Wife Could Have
- 90. Evil Plans
- 89. Firefox extensions
- 88. Food
- 87. Football variants
- 86. Government Policies
- 85. Harry Potter Spin-off Novel Series
- 84. Hybrid Animals
- 83. Inventions
- 82. Lists
- 81. Locations
- 80. LOL Cats
- 79. Make Out Songs
- 78. Money Making Schemes
- 77. Movies
- 76. Nonexistent Words
- 75. Numbers
- 74. Nutty Conspiracy Theories
- 73. Overused Star Trek Episode Plots
- 72. Pick-up lines
- 71. Planets
- 70. Pokemon Cash-Ins
- 69. Porn Movies
- 68. Porn Stars
- 67. Quick Detections that an Uncyclopedia page sucks
- 66. Reasons to become a Christian
- 65. Reflections on 2005
- 64. Reflections on 2006
- 63. Reflections on 2007
- 62. Reflections on 2008
- 61. Reflections on 2009
- 60. Rejected Harry Potter Novels
- 59. Remakes
- 58. Restaurants
- 57. Ringtones
- 56. Self Help Books
- 55. Sequels
- 54. Sexual Perversions
- 53. Short Poems
- 52. Sitcom Catchphrases
- 51. Songs
- 50. Songs about Seagulling
- 49. Songs Referencing Paedophilia
- 48. Songs To Have Sex To
- 47. Sonic Cash-ins and Characters
- 46. Spinoffs
- 45. Suicide Ideas
- 44. Superheroes
- 43. Things About the '00s
- 42. Things to do during Christmas
- 41. Things to Put In An IV
- 40. Things To Say In Court
- 39. Things to Say in the Workplace
- 38. Things to say on a First Date
- 37. Things to Stick your Dick in
- 36. Toys
- 35. TV Programs
- 34. Uncyclopedia In-Jokes
- 33. Video Game Movies
- 32. Video Game Systems
- 31. Ways of Being a Dick
- 30. Ways to be Circumcized
- 29. Ways to Deliver Bad News
- 28. Ways to Die (Best)
- 27. Ways to Die (Worst)
- 26. Ways to Kill Sarah Connor
- 25. Ways to Start a Novel
- 24. Ways to Win an Argument
- 23. Wonders of the World
- 22. Top 100 Not In The Least Bit Sexual Things To Do With No Pants On
- 21. Ways To Be Castrated
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[edit] 100-91
100. The Original LOL Cat
Is even older than Happy cat, predating bad grammar.
99. Happy Cat
Iz old meme. And no, himz can has no cheezburger!
98. Hot Cat
Iz HAWT for a tranzveztite!
97. Overused Orange Cat
Iz way over-used. (And over-huffed.)
96. Dead Cat
Iz really only playin' ded.
95. Drunk Cat
Haz ded hooker in trunk.
94. Easily Swayed Cat
Is now racist.
93. Super Cute Pirate Cat
Iz in yur high seaz, pillaging yur ships, hookin' your booty.
92. LOL cat
Drank way to much, laughed too hard, and is about to spew.
91. Caturday Cat
Iz high.
[edit] 90-81
90. Literacy Cat
Kan spel "you're" reel goood.
89. Long Cat
Likes when you flyz him around to playz "Super Man".
88. Short Cat
Haz had too much plaztic surgery.
87. Serious Cat
Iz seriously fucking serious.
86. Smelly Cat
Hates the fucking dryer!!!
85. Dune Cat
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Iz in ur houz, referenzin ur obscure Sci-Fi.
84. Fail Cat
Should have picked cheddar.
83. Internet Addict Cat
Also needs moar ears.
82. Hamster Cat's ...
... dad waz a hamster.
81. Violin Cat
Plays a mean invisible lead guitar too.
[edit] 80-70
80. Invisible Everything Cat
Haz nicer stuff than you.
79. Spoon Cat
Iz fightin teh coke habit.
78. Hooray Cat
Iz reachz 4 wordz upz ther.
77. Scared-y cat
Hadz himz testiclez nawed off by a mouze.
76. War Cat
Wantz rubz.
75. Better than you cat
Iz smug cause shez betterz than you.
74. Admin Cat
HA! In your face's face!
73. Soulless Cat ...
... can now run for political office.
72. Soviet Cat
Oh Noes! Computerz user iz naked! EYE BLEECHES PLEAZE!!!!
71. Lazy Cat
Livez in Amerika.
[edit] 70-61
70. Existential Cat
Or iz moonin you; whatever.
69. Pussy in Carpet Cat
Needs halp avoiding lezbian joke.
68. Basket Cat
Is actually going to Walmart; not Hell.
67. Mop Cat
Takez any job she can get in this economiez.
66. Healer Cat
Also does exorcizms.
65. Inspector Cat
Iz in yur house, chekin yur wallz for crack.
64. Superconductor Cat
Haz no electrical resistancez.
63. Allergy Cat
Iz sad to sayz to you, "In Soviet Russia, cats are allergic to YOU!"
62. American cat
Ate all teh other countyz Cats not on here.
61. Asian Cat
Is suprized!.
[edit] 60-51
60. Native American Cat
Is being forced off his lands by Pilgrim Cat.
59. Wigger Cat
Lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.
58. Cathulhu
Also lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.
57. Jabba Cat
Haz a mouze in a gold bikiniz.
56. Empire Cat
Iz afraidz of Wookies!
55. Dress Up Cat
Is five secondz away from homizidal rampagez!
54. Godfather Cat
... but on this day of hiz daughterz weddingz he can not refuze.
53. Scientology Cat
Will not be saved by Xenu; but instead copy and pasted.
52. Pope Cat
Haz a funny hat!.
51. Jew Cat
Iz in yur bank, taken yur interestz.
[edit] 50-41
50. Observant Jew Cat
Playz golf on Caturday.
49. Monopoly Cat
Cheetz the bank.
48. Nosfercatu Cat
Loves flowerz.
47. Heterochromia Cat
Carried teh virus off England.
46. Illegal Alien Cat
Iz applying for citizenship thiz week.
45. Kitler
Iz in yur Ghetto, pwning yur Mewz.
44. Biznis Cat
Stole your retirement moniez.
43. Supermarket Cat
Iz tired of telling you this shit every time you buy stuffz.
42. Undead Cat
Iz defeated by sunlight.
41. Pizza Cat
Ordered pizzaz with your credit cardz.
[edit] 40-31
40. Invisible Sandwich Cat
In fact does not have a sandwich. Pleaze lock your drugz up from now on.
39. Hungry Ironic Cat
Noms teh hand dat feez himz.
38. Sneeky Cat
Iz in yur medicine cabinet, numming yur pills.
37. Secret Ingredient Cat
Will foolz your dinner guestz.
36. Cheezburger Cat
Iz a damned liar! Az a matter of fact iz cheezburger!
35. Birthday Cat
Iz an ungrateful baztard!
34. Pringles Cat
Iz being subjected to animal abuse.
33. Welfare Cat
Votes.
32. Preppy Cat
Is halucinatinz.
32. House Cleaner Cat
Enjoyz the job perkz.
31. Anti-gravity Cat
Iz happy about profanity.
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30. Reverse Gravity Cat
Is also halucinatinz.
29. Schodinger's Cat
Watchez porn while unobserved.
28. Jedi Cat
Iz drunk off champagne and whip-its again.
27. Angsty Noob Cat
Iz voting against your articlez on VFH without leaving meaningful commentz.
26. Angsty Noob pre-Cat
Iz also voting against your articlez, with reasonz of "per above".
25. 9/11 Cat
Flightz 175, 9:59AMz.
24. WTF cat
Iz readingz illogicopedia right nowz.
23. Lion Cat
Will killz you in your sleep.
22. Naive Cat
No longer considerz you to be in hiz bubble of trust.
21. Stay Puffed Cat
Will destroyz your Ghoastbusterz after itz bath.
[edit] 20-11
20. What?!? Cat
Doezn't want anything to do with your mom. Quit pimping her.
19. Chinese Cat
Iz stealin yur dataz.
18. Thief Cat
Iz black, unsurprisingly.
17. Ex-girlfriend Cat
Just called to say "Hi."
16. Sniper Cat
Needed an alibi.
15. Ringleader Cat
Wantz the moniez in small unmarked billz.
14. Monster Cat
Iz in yur chuch, nomming yur congregationz. Wherez your God now?
13. Feelz Good Kitty Cat
May give you the H1N1 viruz.
12. Raepist Cat
Az Seen on Americaz Most Wanted.
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11. Anal Sex Cat
Knowz what you like.
[edit] 10-2
10. Surprise Sex Cat
Is the best money you ever spent.
9. Homeschooled Cat
Haz no friendz.
8. Teenage Cat
Wastes your moniez and time.
7. Chilli Cookoff Cat
Iz inbred redneck.
6. Ceiling Cat
Watches you masturbate while also masturbating.
5. Russian Cat
In Soviet Russia, YOU watch Cats masturbate.
4. Voyeur Cat.com
Iz makin moniez!.
3.. Fetish Cat
Should've used lube.
2. Pussy Cats
Do NOT make one transgendered.
[edit] And the Number 1 Worst LOL Cats!
1. Pregnancy Fetish Cat
Iz NOT funniez at all!
[edit] Seez Also
[edit] External Links
- Catkind @ Uncyclopedia
- I can haz Lolcode?
- Mebbe see some Lolcats?
- See lotz of Lolcats
- Worst Trolls plus lolcats = Trollcats.
[edit] Unhonorable Mentunz
Failure Cat
Failz to maek list, Oh Noes!
