Worst 100 LOL Cats

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29 Weapons

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100. The Original LOL Cat

Original LOL cat

Is even older than Happy cat, predating bad grammar.


99. Happy Cat

Happy cat

Iz old meme. And no, himz can has no cheezburger!


98. Hot Cat

HotCat

Iz excuse 2 put a sexy pussy pic in artikel


97. Overused Orange Cat

Orange Kitten

Iz cute, but way over-used. (And over-huffed.)


96. Dead Cat

Dead cat

Iz really only playin' ded...rite?


95. Drunk Cat

Drunk cat

Haz ded hooker in trunk.


94. Easily Swayed Cat

Racist cat

Is now racist.


93. Super Cute Pirate Cat

Pirate cat

Iz in yur high seaz, pillaging yur ships, hookin' your booty.


92. LOL cat

Lollolcat

Drank way to much, laughed too hard, and is about to spew.


91. Caturday Cat

Caturday

Iz high.

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90. Literacy Cat

Literecy-cat

Kan spel "you're" reel goood.


89. Long Cat

Longcat

Likes when you flyz him around to playz "Super Man".


88. Short Cat

Short cat2

Haz had too much plaztic surgery.


87. Serious Cat

Serious Cat

Iz seriously fucking serious.


86. Smelly Cat

Smellycat

Hates the fucking dryer!!!


85. Dune Cat

Cat-dunecat-lg (200 x 200)

Iz in ur houz, referenzin ur obscure Sci-Fi.


84. Fail Cat

FaiLCAT

Should have picked cheddar.


83. Internet Addict Cat

INTERNET TEMPLATE

Also needs moar ears.


82. Hamster Cat's ...

Hamster cat

... mother waz a hamster. (Father smelledz of elderberriez.)


81. Violin Cat

Violin cat

Plays a mean invisible lead guitar too.

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80. Invisible Everything Cat

Invisibleeverythinglolcat

Haz better stuffz than U.


79. Spoon Cat

Spoon Attack

Iz fightin teh hrwin habit.


78. Hooray Cat

Hooraycat

Iz reachz 4 wordz upz ther.


77. Scared-y cat

Funny-pictures-kitten-toy-mouse

Hadz himz testiclez nawed off by a mouze.


76. War Cat

Funny-pictures-soldier-and-cat

Wantz rubz.


75. Better than you cat

Funny-pictures-cat-thinks-he-is-better-than-you

Iz smug cause shez betterz than you.


74. Admin Cat

Funny-pictures-cat-threatens-to-edit-your-face

HA! In your face's face!


73. Soulless Cat ...

Funny-pictures-kitten-soul-escapes

... can now run for political office.


72. Soviet Cat

Funny-pictures-kitteh-captions-you

Oh Noes! Computerz user iz naked! EYE BLEECHES PLEAZE!!!!


71. Lazy Cat

Laziness

Livez in Amerika.

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70. Existential Cat

Existential cat

Or iz moonin you; whatever.


69. Pussy in Carpet Cat

No

Needs halp avoiding lezbian joke.


68. Basket Cat

Funny-pictures-kitten-handbasket1

Is actually going to Walmart; not Hell.



67. Mop Cat

Mop cat

Takez any job she can get in this economiez.


66. Healer Cat

Healer cat

Also does exorcizms.


65. Inspector Cat

Inspector cat

Iz in yur house, chekin yur wallz for crack.


64. Superconductor Cat

Superconductor cat

Haz no electrical resistancez.


63. Allergy Cat

Allergy cat

Iz sad to sayz to you, "In Soviet Russia, cats are allergic to YOU!"


62. American cat

Americancat

Ate all teh other countyz Cats not on here.


61. Asian Cat

Asiancat

Is suprized!.

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60. Native American Cat

Hay guise

Iz being forced off hiz landz by Pilgrim Cat.


59. Negro Cat

Lolcats-mah-brutha

Lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.


58. Cathulhu

Catthulu.jpg

Also lieks watermelonz, fried chickenz and rap muzicz.


57. Jabba Cat

Jabba cat

Haz a mouze in a gold bikiniz.


56. Empire Cat

Wookiecat

Iz afraidz of Wookies!


55. Dress Up Cat

Ewok cat

Is five secondz away from homizidal rampagez!


54. Godfather Cat

Godfathercat

... but on this day of hiz daughterz weddingz he can not refuze.


53. Scientology Cat

Xenu-cat-400

Will not be saved by Xenu; but instead copy and pasted.


52. Pope Cat

Pope cat

Haz a funny hat!.


51. Jew Cat

Kosherhuff

Iz in yur bank, taken yur interestz.

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50. Observant Jew Cat

Jew cat

Playz golf on Caturday.


49. Monopoly Cat

Monopoly cat

Cheetz the bank.


48. Nosfercatu Cat

NOSFERCATU

Loves flowerz.


47. Heterochromia Cat

Heterochromia Cat

Carried teh virus off England.


46. Illegal Alien Cat

Illegalaliensfromouterspace

Iz in ur country, steelin ur jobz.


45. Kitler

Kitler1

Iz in yur Ghetto, pwning yur Mewz.


44. Biznis Cat

NOLOLCAT

Stole your retirement moniez.


43. Supermarket Cat

Norefundsorschages

Iz tired of telling you this shit every time you buy stuffz.


42. Undead Cat

Vampire cat

Iz defeated by sunlight.


41. Pizza Cat

Nait2k4lolcatz

Ordered pizzaz with your credit cardz.

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40. Invisible Sandwich Cat

Cat

In fact does not have a sandwich. Pleaze lock your drugz up from now on.


39. Hungry Ironic Cat

Lolcat nomming

Noms teh hand dat feez himz.


38. Sneeky Cat

Drugcats

Iz in yur medicine cabinet, numming yur pills.


37. Secret Ingredient Cat

Chickencat

Will foolz your dinner guestz.


36. Cheezburger Cat

Halp-i-not-cheezburger

Iz a damned liar! Az a matter of fact iz cheezburger!


35. Birthday Cat

Time4noms

Iz an ungrateful baztard!


34. Pringles Cat

Too prosh

Iz being subjected to animal abuse.


33. Welfare Cat

Funny-pictures-cat-is-drunk

Votes.


32. Preppy Cat

Kitty-high

Is halucinatinz.


32. House Cleaner Cat

Pillcat

Enjoyz the job perkz.


31. Anti-gravity Cat

Fuck gravity

Iz happy about profanity.

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30. Reverse Gravity Cat

The-day-gravity-reversed-itself

Is also halucinatinz.


29. Schodinger's Cat

Schrodingers LOL CAT

Watchez porn while unobserved.


28. Jedi Cat

Teh Force

Iz drunk off champagne and whip-its again.


27. Angsty Noob Cat

Fantaf

Iz voting against your articlez on VFH without leaving meaningful commentz.


26. Dr. Skullthumper Cat

BoopDog

Iz not a real doctor, or a real cat. But doez thump skullz.


25. Laser Eye Surgery Cat

Laser Eye Cat

Haz supa laza eyes nou.


24. WTF cat

Funny wtf cat

Iz readingz illogicopedia right nowz.


23. Lion Cat

Pissedcat

Will killz you in your sleep.


22. Naïf Cat

Funny-pictures-cat-bubble-bath-trust

No longer considerz you to be in hiz bubble of trust.


21. Stay Puffed Cat

Miserable cat

Will destroyz your Ghoastbusterz after itz bath.

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20. What?!? Cat

Do not want cat

Doezn't want anything to do with your mom. Quit pimping her.


19. Chinese Cat

Computerchips

Iz stealin yur dataz.


18. Thief Cat

Theif

Iz black, unsurprisingly.


17. Ex-girlfriend Cat

Cat voices

Just called to say "Hi."


16. Internet Cat

Sleeping Cat

Likes computerz.


15. Ringleader Cat

Send the monies

Wantz the moniez in small unmarked billz.


14. Monster Cat

Peoplenom

Iz in yur chuch, nomming yur congregationz. Wherez your God now?


13. Feelz Good Kitty Cat

IS IT CAN BE HUGS TIEM NOW PLEES CAT

May give you the H1N1 viruz.


12. Raepist Cat

IWillRapeYou

Az Seen on Americaz Most Wanted.


11. Anal Sex Cat

Raep

Knowz what you like.

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10. Surprise Sex Cat

Rape1

Iz the bests moneiz you evah spent.


9. Teenage Cat

MOAR

Wastes your moniez and time.


8. Homeschooled Cat

Interests

Haz no friendz.


7. Chilli Cookoff Cat

Pussyfart

Iz inbred redneck.


6. Ceiling Cat

Yikers ceiling cat1

Watches you masturbate while also masturbating.


5. Russian Cat

Masturbation cat

In Soviet Russia, YOU watch Cats masturbate.


4. Voyeur Cat.com

Stickitin

Iz makin moniez!.


3.. Fetish Cat

Itsstuckinmypooper

Shouldza hav used lubez.


2. Pussy Cats

Bottom cat

Do NOT make one transgendered.

edit And the Number 1 Worst LOL Cats!

1. Pregnancy Fetish Cat

PrevertCat

Iz worstest lolcat possibel! (If u haz a worster one, ad plz.)

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Failure Cat

Fail cat

Failz to maek list, Oh Noes!


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