Worst 100 Hybrid Animals

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A Hybrid Animal is an animal made up of more than one type of animal. These animals are often made by Scientists in military R+D labs, Mad Scientists in castle basements, witchdoctors in remote huts, evil wizards in towers, janitors playing with nuclear waste, etc. etc.

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100. Beavmite.

The Beavmite is a cross between a Beaver and a Termite. They live in hives of thousands, are the size of Beavers and are voracious wood chewers. Hide all your valuable wooden posessions in metal containers because these guys will have destroyed every piece of wood on the planet in just a few years.

99. Duaver.

A cross between a Duck and a Beaver, it has the body and tail of a Beaver and the feet and bill of a duck. What do you mean there already is one? It's what? Called a Duck-billed Platypus? You made that up didn't you? No way!

98. Feather Boa.

A cross between a Boa Constrictor and a bird (different birds were used to get different colored Boas), this long feather covered snake is a popular fashion statement (often worn by exotic dancers). Every 5 to 7 days feed your Feather Boa a mouse that has been feed bird seed to avoid molting.

97. Swine Flew.

A cross between a pot bellied pig and a condor. Commonly called pigs on the wing (Pink Floyd wrote a song about them). Good luck cleaning your car if one flys over it!

96. Mini Kraken.

A cross between a Killer Whale, a Giant Squid and a blow fish. Once it wraps its tentacles around something the tentacles inflate crushing it's prey like Pop-Eye with a can of spinach.

95. Jello Mold.

A cross between a Jellyfish and bread mold. It's lovely, green, transparent and has stuff floating in it. Is it good for dessert? Try it and let me know.

94. Qupid.

A cross between a Gibbon (for it's body) an Eagle (for it's wings), a Porcupine (for it's quills) and a psychedelic toad (Bufo Alvarius for it's hallucinogenic drug). This thing flies around shooting people with it's Arrows quills, the drugs carried in the quills cause people to fall in love (hallucinations will do that to ya).

93. Pan Pig.

92. Cowbear.

91. Snalug.

A cross between a Snail and a Slug, it's kinda pointless!!!!!

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90. Green Dragonslug.

A cross between a Green Dragon and a slug.

89. Red Dragonslug.

A cross between a Red Dragon and a slug.

88. Blue Dragonslug.

A cross between a Blue Dragon and a slug.

87. King Father Jack.

A cross between King Kong and Father Jack from Father Ted.

86. The Metatron.

A cross between the father, the son, and the holy ghost. Destroys your town, frightens your children, and performs miraculous acts at random.

85. Vombie.

A cross between a vampire and a zombie. It vants to suck your brains.

84. Mozilla Firefox.

A cross between an engine, Godzilla, fire, and a fox. Nobody knows why.

83. Black Dragonslug.

A cross between a Black Dragon and a slug.

82. Johnny Walkerine.

A wolverine is a mean motherfucker. Now imagine he's wasted on cheap whiskey.

81. Indiandy Dick the Cerval.

A cross-eyed, fan-eared cat with a bullwhip and a bottle of gin.

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80. Man Bear Pig.

Half man, half bear, half pig.

79. Minkey.

If you ever find out what this is a cross between please let Peter Sellers know.

78. Hare of the Dog.

A mix of rabbit and dashund, it carries a small bottle of alchol under it's neck and lets people drink from it Easter morning.

77. Bee-Eagle.

Not to be confused with a beagle this black and yellow striped bird has a nasty sting.

76. Sea-Monkeys.

These green, water breathing monkeys are covered with seaweed instead of fur.

75. Spidenets.

A cross between hornets and spiders, they create massive webs which they carry between them to coccoon very large prey, they then burrow inside the prey, hack their nervous system, and use them as a mobile nest/food source.

74. Spiderminkeys.

A cross between a spidenet and a minkey, can give you super-aids.

75. Jackson Owl.

A hybrid of owls and Michael Jackson, this rare bird is featured in the song "Man in the Mirror", by Michael Jackson, with its repetetive, soprano, and rythmical call of "whoo! whoo! whoo! whoo!" and can be so annoying it can drive people to kill themselves.

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