Worst 100 Harry Potter Spin-off Novel Series of All Time

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Contents 1 Like all popular things the Harry Potter series has been the source of many spin-offs. Spin-offs normally take a minor or one time person and make them the main person of a new series. Below is the list of the worst offenders! 2 91-100 3 81 - 90 4 71 - 80 5 61 - 70

[edit] Like all popular things the Harry Potter series has been the source of many spin-offs. Spin-offs normally take a minor or one time person and make them the main person of a new series. Below is the list of the worst offenders!

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100. Hagrid's cook book series.

Hagrid's hundred haggis recipes, Hagrid's hundred spider (and spider parts) recipes, Hagrid's how to cook and eat anything primer, Hagrid's hundred road kill recipes (primarily stuff pulled off the front of the Hogwarts Express Train).

99. Neville Longbottom's plant detective series.

Neville Longbottom and the Gillie weed incident, Neville Longbottom and the Strangle Kelp Caper, Neville Longbottom and the Case of the Missing Invisibility weeds, Neville Longbottom and the Maltese Flytrap, and the last book, Neville Longbottom and The Wrong Kind Of Weed.

98. Ron Weasley's books on chess.

The King and I, One Lonely Knight, The Rookie, The Pawn Shop, Little Queenie, One Knight in Bangkok, My dinner with Bishop Two Two.

97. Ms McGonagall's tales of transformation mistakes (based mostly on student mis-adventures).

Why most insects are a bad idea, Fish out of water tails, Flying is best done with a broom until you've had training with wings, Domesticated animal dos and don'ts.

96. Draco Malfoy's humor series.

Draco's books that turn an eye to stand-up comedy, such as Draco Malfoy's Fun Things To Do To Other People's Food, Draco Malfoy's Magical Pull My Finger Gags, Draco Malfoy's Impractical Joke Book, and the bestseller, which, for a limited time only, you can get an autograph* with: Those Silly Mudbloods and the Things They Do. *Fine print: Autograph is a single X that may or may not have been written by the author himself.

95. Bertie Bots Food and drink series.

Worms in drinks besides tequilla, desserts made with things found in your yard, dumpster diving for dinner.

94. Diagon Alley Merchant Association (DAMA) Advertisements and press releases.

Free wand recharging with any purchase at Andre's Artifacts, Diagon Alley Tourist Guide, Post no bills here.

93. Severus Snape's comic books.

Platypus-man the beginning, Platypus-man vs Mecha-Godzilla, Platypus-man and the Temple of Broom, Platypus-man vs Dr Doofensmurf, Platypus-man and the Jew of the Nile.

92. Fluffy's (the 3 headed dog) pet care series.

How to deal with parasites, Little known pet treats, The best vacation spots for pets, Dental care for pets, Pet Care for Dummies.

91. Dobby's books for preschoolers.

Red crayon scribbles, Blue and Green crayon scribbles, Some things that look like bunnies (black magic marker), Water color hand prints.

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90. Bellatrix's hair care series

Taming It - Lord Knows How That Stuff's Shithouse, How To Extract A Brush From Your Dreadlocks, Why You Should Invest In A Straightener

89. The books about that Seamus guy nobody really liked

Seamus Does Something, Seamus Does Something Else, Seamus Finds a Death Eater and Runs Away to Find Out It Wasn't A Death Eater Just A Small Plant

88. Harry Potter and The Beatles

Harry Time Travels, Harrymania, The Beatles Kill Harry Potter (also released in the US as 'Don't Bother Me')

87. The reason all those American copies of Harry Potter got crappy covers

We Don't Know, We Wanted To Make More Money, Listen It's Really Not Our Fault, They Got Mixed Up At The Printers, No I Don't Know What The 'Sorcerer's Stone' Is Either

86. Voldemort's hair care series

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85. The Stewart Ackerley Chronicals

Stewart Ackerley and the People Who Don't Know Who He Is (aka Everyone), Stewart Ackerley and when he realises He's Not Important, Stewart Ackerley and the Death of his Series

84. Terry Boot's shoe care manuals

Shoe Shining For Beginners, Lacing 101, This Was A One-Line Joke Explained

83. CSI

Hogwarts

Starring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma watson and Tom felton enough said. worse then disaster movie the novel

82. The Bumper Book of Harry Potter Spoilers

'nuf said.

81. Hairy Potter

A coming of age tale.

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80. Professor Dumbleporn

This week, 2 Girls 1 Goblet of fire.

79. Science vs. magic - a fight to the death!

Eat THAT, Einstein!

78. Hogwarts on D.I.Y S.O.S.

They've replaced that boring old great hall with a 300 seat cinema system! WHOO!

77. Professor Snape live at The Apollo

It'll be tough, he's following up on Lee Mack.

76. Harry Twitter

HARRY POTTER is pissed off about homework. Again.

75. Fire blasted in the nuts

We know it's fake, but it's comedy gold!

74. Ron Weasley - Life with Gingervitis

Being ginger is not just a horrible, gut-wrenching haircare disaster, it's a curse. Ron Weasley tells us of his tales of living with this truly horrific disease.

73. You've been framed

This week, Harry gets mad that he's been spending so much time on Uncyclopedia, Ron tries to commit suicide, and Snape is caught pissing into a potions bottle... in the middle of class!

72. The Hex Factor

It's still crap.

71. Hogwarts' Most Haunted

See also: Fluffy the Bounty Hunter

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70. The Bumper Book of Harry Potter References in Popular Culture, Vol. I

Read all about your favourite boy wizard's popularity!

69. Daniel Radcliff Exposed

He Doesn't Wear Glasses!

Banned in the UK.

68. Potter Puppet Pals picture book series

Never quite had the same ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-ring to it...

67. Harry Potter/Pokemon Specials

Resulted in over 2000 seizures caused by shocking acting by Hermione.

66. Snape's List of Common Household Poisons for Muggles

Never went to print.