Worst 100 Evil Plans

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Contents 1 Worst 100 Evil Plans 1.1 91 - 100 1.2 81 - 90 1.3 79 - 70 1.4 69 - 60 1.5 59 - 50

[edit] Worst 100 Evil Plans

According to the people, these are the worst 100 evil plans. The people, of course, are you.

[edit] 91 - 100

100. Setting Fire to the Sun

It's redundant. I mean, come on, it's a ball of fire!

99.5 Put your kid in a daycare center run by Gary Glitter.

99. Going back in time to kill your mom before you are born

Apparrently, that would only dispose you of yourself.

98. Going back in time to kill your fetus before you are born

See 99.

97. Hunting down, cooking and eating the last remaining DooDoo bird

It's not like it could reproduce without a partner.

96. Finding and destroying every copy of every Pauly Shore movie ever made

Wait, why is this evil again?

95. Go thru astronaut training using false documents, steal a high-powered laser (off the head of one of Dr. Evil's sea bass), Steal a Russian rocket with cosmonaut module, mount the laser on the module, launch, circle the Moon and burn your initials inside a small crateor on the Dark Side of the Moon

Who's going to see it? Duh!

94. Steal all the unfound Easter candy and eggs left in your neighbors yard from last year

Ant coated candy and year old eggs? yummmmm

93. Break into the zoo, find and climb into the Leopard cage with a can of black spray paint and change the lepards spots to mess with peoples heads, the world will turn upside down when everybody hears a leopard can change it's spots!

Does anybody know the number for nine one one?

92. go back in time to cheat on a test

everyone will expect more from you so then youll have to go back and stop yourself then youll probs do sumthing and change the future n just keep going back and youll eventualy end up living in a trailer park with a guy named buba!

[edit] 81 - 90

89. a) Rent a large conference center b) Arrange for deluxe catering c) Choose top of the line invitations with linen envelopes d) Address and send out invitations to all the worlds super villains to attend a world domination seminar e) coordinate hotel reservations, rental cars, shuttle buses, air flights, etc. f) Arrange for lovely gift baskets for attendees g) (the big pay-off) Overcharge a dollar for each ticket! 

Ripping off super villains at a dollar each makes great sense from a risk vs reward standpoint, NOT.

88. Voted for McCain.

"I'd rather be dead than in a world where a black man's president!" *Crack*

87. Be Sarah Conner.

It's not she's invincible. The Terminators just crap at his job.

86. Replace Barney the purple dinosaur with Barry the teal coloured dinosaur.

Just one more thing to make me lose my lunch.

85. Cyanide coffee!

A damn tasty way to go!

84. Use a fridge to escape from a nuclear bomb (LOL INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL), thus leaving you to dominate the shattered remains of humanity.

How can you gloat if theyre all dead?

83. Use your own feces to create an atom bomb.

Of course! Wait, what?

82. Create a restaurant bent on the destruction of humanity by selling biohazardous waste (considered food in the restaurant) and feces to unsuspecting people.

81. Build a machine that can take the center out of cherries and replace it with spoiled mayonnaise. Or so Butters did.

83. Edit wikipedia so that it states that god is very clearly real, or that Hitler was in fact a very nice man.

84. Treat Jews, blacks, women, children, whites, fat people, short people, and idiots nicely.

85. DON'T make "your Mum" jokes at every oppurtunity that you see fit.

That's what YOUR MUM would say! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA boom.

83. I shall blow up the world ( bwaa haa haa ) and replace it ( hee hee ) with an exact duplicate down to every detail, even the people. That will show them ( haa haa haa Bwaaa haaa haa haa ). 

Wait, if I blow everybody up then I can't show them can I? I'd be showing the replacements. CRAP. never mind

82. Flame all Youtube video's with condescending tones until server admin mutes your IP.

That's worse than, like, getting your account booted. Evil.

81. Screwing up the list so there are 3 No. 83s.

What kind of idiot did that? Now someone's gotta decide what to scrap.

80. Come up with a pop song so annoying, that it will melt people's brains. 

Oh, wait, Lady GaGa already did that.

[edit] 79 - 70

79.

79:This guy.

Use this guy's ugly face to conquer the world. He will feel insulted and rape you.

78. Switch the heat tube in an ac with the cold tube! Mwahahaha! theyll never suspect it

77. Kill George Bush.

Actually that won't make you evil now, would it?

76. Tell your best friend, who is hench, that he resembles a warthog.

75. Tell a girl you like that she resembles a warthog.

This isn't evil in the least, actually.

74. Go to kill everyone in the world and shoot them with a giant laser gun on every single body alive. You shoot them in the worse place possible. Their split ends. 

That was clever

73. Control one of the hero's friends with a mind control device. Having set up the perfect way to spy on someone, waste the oppertunity by getting the friend to attack hero/jeapordize hero.

IF YOU HAVE MIND CONTROL TECHNOLOGY USE IT ON THE HERO ALREADY!

72. Turn everyone's Phones onto Predictive Text!

Oh My God! You Feind!

71. Ask Mario to fix your plumbing and then proceed to sleep with Peach

Because they exist, of course

70. Destroy all members of your species, because they seem inferior to you/they made you mad.

[edit] 69 - 60

69. The number says it all lol.

68. Steal from a police department!! MUAHAHAH The police will never find out who did it!!!

Unless, of course, they use their equipment

67. Do absolutely nothing ever! GENIUS!

66. Leave the planet. NO ONE CAN COPE WITH YOU GONE

65. Eat as many kittens as possible until you feel ill, dogs will be happy with your work, and will help you enslave humans

64. Try firing a rocket at a petrol station while you're standing close

63. Challenge Pikachu to a 1-on-1 battle to the death.

62. Creep up and shout 'BOO' behind your grandmother when she's chopping vegetables.

And ideal way to kill her.

61. Go to every WalMarts in the country to destroy all CDs but Hannah Montanna's. This might take time so be strong.

60. Capture all the legendary Pokemon and use them to take over the world.

"We go for God!" "Nope, got that too."

[edit] 59 - 50

59. Start a vicious genocide against chavs.

    Wait, that really isn't evil, is it?

58. A cookie-shop robbery.

57. Create a love story involving vampires and teen angst

      ohhh that's been done already... DEATH TO SEXY!!

56.Cheesecake evil it's so evil you can feel it.

52.

huff a kittie

51 Challenge Hannibal Lector to a food eating contest.

56. Stalk someone to the point that they call you manjina and ingore you for the rest of their lives. (self experience with a manjina)

55 1/2. Become Phil Collins.

No. Just no.

55 1/4. Become Peter Gabriel.

Better music, but once again, no. Just no.

53. Tell everyone that they will die unless they give you $5 on the 21st of December in the year 2012.

Just a bit to late.

50 The Rick-Roll of Death.

50 Replace all the words on every wikipedia page with penis.

50 Use the same number 3 times, therefore hypnotising your viewers into retardation.

It will actually make them super-intelligent. Now you're fucked, eh?