Worst 100 Colours of All Time

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Contents 1 100 to 91 2 90 to 81 3 80 to 71 4 70-60 5 60-51 6 50-41 7 40-31 8 30-21 9 20-11 10 10-1

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100. Swastika red

99. Sick, but mixed with blood and monster snot and flour.

98. Poop orange.

97. Ohmygodijustshittherugcallsomebody.

96. Blellow

A mixture of blue and yellow, otherwise known as green.

95. Anything preceded by the word awesome, e.g. awesome blue.

94. The color that can be described to a blind person.

93. That color that drove millions to insanity when first unleashed upon an unsuspecting public. The color that was unearthed from a deep coastal site off the Dead Sea. The color that callously murdered thousands of innocent virgins in cold blood. The Godless color that destroyed the nation.

That's right, orange.

92. Colours.

91. #AAAAAA!

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90. PSP black.

89. DS silver.

87. A sort of splurgey vomit. It's kind of hard to describe.

86. Uncyclopedia logo tan.

85. The color Wikipedia^{[citation needed]}.

84. The color of an Orangey Reddish Bluey Gray Poop after eating Mushrooms, viewed while still under the influence of said mushrooms.

83. Greenish-purple.

82. Wii white.

81. The colors in this picture^{[citation needed]}

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80. One day I was walking down the road and do you know what I saw? Brown.

It sucked.

79. Dammit, I'm just still so mad at that freaking bollocks purple.

Oh right, uh... pink.

78. British colour.

77. Um, Your Mom?

Sorry, It's hard to pad these out to a hundred.

76. A color for dreams.

A color for happiness.

A color...for murder.

75. *Insert racism*

73. Invisible

See #74.

72. Blork

Black gone horribly wrong.

71. Wildor.

It's the only Oscar Wilde endorsed color! Only ¥22.96! BUY BUY BUY!

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70. Floogojuesw

Half Floog and *almost* half O but with a slight pinch of Juesw.

69. Unblue

It's Blue, just with added Un.

68. Chartreuse.

The ghey colour.

67. The color of This Guy.

666. Black Sabbath.

66. Aqua-Marine.

65. The colors of Your Mom and This Guy conceiving you.

64. Anal-pink.

63. Prostate-brown.

62. Gan-green.

61. Purplellow.

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60. Fecch

It looks exactly as it sounds.

59. Underwear stain yellow.

58. Asphyxiation blue.

57. Kitten huffing orange

It fucks you up real good!

56. Redrum.

55. Off-white

Possibly the least interesting color ever invented.

54. Sorry, I forgot Magnolia. My mistake.

53. Michael Jackson

Starts off black and turns white over time.

52. Used tampon red.

51. Hitler kakhi.

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50. Internal bleeding purple.

49. Some more of Your Mom.

There's plenty of her to go around, believe me.

48. The color that blu-tack and chewing gum go when dropped/spat on the street and stamped in.

47. As #48, but with the word "street" replaced with the word "carpet".

46. As #47, but with the word "street" replaced with the word "gum".

45. Ketchup color.

44. Mustard color.

43. Brown Sauce color.

42. The color of those large, friendly letters on the cover of the galaxy's favorite book.

41. An amalgamation of Ketchup color, Mustard color, and Brown Sauce color.

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40. Snow Yellow

39. AIDS

38. You know in number 99?

I was implying that I bang your sister. Just clearing that up. (Also: the color of semen)

37. Char grey_blonde;

36. The color that that smells like feet.

35. Anus fruitshake.

34. Purple pandas

33. Blue Barracudas

32. Green Monkeys

31. Orange Iguanas

31? Red Jaguars

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30. That color you turn when you die.

29. Kidney stone.

28. The 28th worst color.

27. The color your brain turns when you run out of ideas.

26. A-- oh, forget it! You fill in the blank spaces on this article, you selfish jackass!

25. Frankenberry blue

24. Deep Purple

Actually smoke on the water colored.

23. *tie* Black Ranger black & Yellow Ranger yellow

Too racist.

22. Blue Man Group blue

Too blue for my taste.

21. Blue and yellow make.....blellow?

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20. Chocolate Starfish

19. Hotdog flavored water

18. Purple Nurple

17. Red Herring Red

16. Crystal Pepsi clear

15. Black Panther Black

14. KKK White

13. Coldplay Yellow

"Look at the stars! Look how they shine for you".... as the song goes.

12. Apple White.

I wouldn't eat it either.

11. The colour your parents turn when they realize their own child is burning their feet off.

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10. Hooker Yellow Minge

9. Turquoise (Like Blue Shit)

8. Holiday Photos Home Red

7. Blues Brothers

6. Redurple

5. Homosexual man pink

4. White stripes

3. Dark White

2. FLAMING SILVER BALL AGONY.

Only occurs in the event of a squashed testicle. *slurpslurpslurp*

1b. Rebecca Black

1a. Beige.

No seriously, think about it. What a shit colour.