World music
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[edit] Origins
Invented in Tamworth as a cheap substitute for dietary fiber. Following the popularisation of bran and root vegetables such as Jeremy Clarkson in the 1700's, world music was no longer necessary in this area. However, it was relished by the residents of Eastern Europe where defecation was ever a challenge due to the ingestion of large amounts of furniture and heating appliances; their staple foodstuffs. Today this lowly regarded corner of the world remains the leading secretor of World Music.
[edit] How World Music is Produced
World music is produced by a select few individuals that invariably attempt to use the world as a musical intrument. Attempting to pick the world up and strum it, jumping up and down, swinging the arms backwards and forwards in a bird like manner, and Falling over, all come into the category of world music.
[edit] Famous World Musicians
Of the few entities who have been able to melodically play the world in this manner, one known as Darren stands out above the rest. He could play the world in three different modes, of which the Lydian mode was his favourite, and was also fond of improvising along the chromatic scale. Most notably amongst his repertoire was a rendition of the popular and moving "Fireman Sam", and another well loved classic was Divinyls - "I Touch Myself". Darren was also renowned for his ability to vocalise quadrilaterals, heptagons, and geometric shapes and these were often expressed in his music.
Other well known players of world music include Mr Motivator, The Post Office Tower, and Rob.
[edit] The Pat Sharpe Incident
One major event in the history of World Music occurred late last time. Former human being and Mega-Mullet Pat Sharpe was caught emitting World Music through his kettle. Unaware as to his mistake, fans of the obscure music genre started gathering throughout the world to show their outrage; one notable demonstration occurred inside Stephen Fry, much to his discomfort. Many innocent people were lost.
The event is remembered bi-weekly on a day known by many as Sheffield Wednesday. A statue outside of Jim Bowen commemorates the many brave men, women and others whose lives were lost during the conflict.
