World War VI

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World War VI
A welsh soldier during the battle of Hyrule Castle Town.
Conflict: World War VI
Date: 2082– 2093
Place: Global
Outcome: Allied Victory
Combatants
Allies (New British Empire, Berlindastan, Orangutanland, Gurkhaland	Axis (Banana Republic, Japanese Empire, Saath Efrika, Russia, The Neo-Persian Iranian Empire
Commanders
King Tony the Conquerer, Erwin Rommel,Sultan Lois the Orangutan, Joanna Lumley	Pedro the Gorilla, Emperor Yoshi, Nelson Mandela, Vladimir Pudding, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Strength
2,345,678,901	1,234,567,890
Casualties
934,000,687	500,000,001

The 6th World War was a conflict between the New British Empire and some of its former colonies (the Allies) against a few countries that are a bit odd.

After World War V, the British Empire was a bit too big. The decision was then made to let some colonies, including the Michal Jackson colony, have independence, and glue some of the other colonies together. Orangutanland was created from Borneo and some land that was in Indonesia and the Philippines, Gurkhaland was created from Nepal and bits of India, and Berlindastan was created from parts of Eastern Europe.

Meanwhile, Dick Cheney won his 4th term as American President, and the Banana Republic and Japanese Empire allied against the British. After 2 years of posting offensive letters to each other, the two sides finally went to war on the 10th May 2082

[edit] Opening Stages

A Hello Kitty Mecha in the ruins of a Chinese city.

The war began with a surprise attack on British owned China by the Japanese Empire. Strange Hello Kitty Mechas marched across the land firing lasers at British army positions. Attempts to drown the mechas with Maggie Thatcher's hoarded milk supply proved ineffective, and the British army lost ground as it awaited reinforcements.

Queen Joanna Lumley of Gurkhaland then sent Gurkha soldiers to help the British army and joined the war on Britain's side, mostly because she didn't want Hello Kitty Mechas trampling her lawn. At the same time, the Banana Republic attacked the British colony of Argie-Bargie-Land. The Banana army, many of its soldiers veterans of the Third Banana-Lemon War, pushed deep into the pampas, but were held back by a British counter-attack spearheaded by Super Toasters. Trenches were dug across the pampas, and these trench lines were not to be broken for the next five years. The Banana Republic trenches were built to be Super-Toaster proof, and the British trenches were defended with booby trapped bananas and rows of sticky jam, meaning that neither side could defeat the other, at least for the time being.

[edit] The War becomes a World War

In February 2083, Saath Efrika announced that it had destroyed the zombies in the Zimbabwean Zombie Republic, and made the old ZZR into South Africa. South Africa then joined the Axis and invaded Namibia and Madagascar. Russia also joined the Axis and attacked Eastern Europe, bringing Berlindastan into the war on the Allies side. Having conquered Iraq and Afghanistan in World War 3, the Neo-Persian Iranian Empire invaded Pakistan and joined the Axis. The Iranian army was able to get a long way into Pakistan and even into parts of India and occupy Sri Lanka because all available British troops had to fight the Japanese Mechas. Due to the dire situation for the allied armies by the end of 2083, Avril Lavigne Sonic Blasters were put back into production, after all remaining copies were destroyed after World War V had finished. Production was made even more difficult when Avril Lavigne was assassinated by gorillas working for the Banana Republic Secret Service MANGO. The use of of nukes was thought about, but dropped when it was remembered that all of the world's nuclear bombs had been sporked by friendly aliens who needed them to nuke some not so friendly aliens.

[edit] Propaganda

Throughout the war, both sides needed their people to carry on joining the armed forces. While the British government simply made the BBC and all the newspapers say that the Axis forces bayoneted babies and broke teacups ON PURPOSE, other countries tried other ways.