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{{Wargame}}
   
[[Franz Ferdinand|ArchDuke]]: Hey guyz
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War: [[Image:ICOUnited Kingdom.png]][[Image:ICOItaly.png]][[Image:ICOFrance.png]][[Image:ICORussian Federation.png]][[Image:ICOJapan.png]][[Image:ICOUnited States of America.png]] vs. [[Image:ICOGermany.png]][[Image:ICOAustria.png]][[Image:ICOHungary.png]][[Image:ICOTurkey.png]][[Image:ICOBulgaria.png]][[Image:ICOUkraine.png]]
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: sup
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[[Image:Franzpwned.JPG|left|frame||BOOM HEADSHOT!]]
   
*[[Serbia|SERBIA_ROLLZ]] has killed [[Franz Ferdinand|ArchDuke]]!*
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[[Franz Ferdinand|ArchDuke]]: WTF YOU CAMPING HOMO
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==Crisis in Sarajevo==
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[[Image:ww1_belgium.jpg|thumb|Even little Belgium senses disaster on the wind.]]
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<code>'''*[[Franz Ferdinand|ArchDuke]] has entered the game*'''</code>
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: u r ghey Serbia
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[[Franz Ferdinand|ArchDuke]]: Hey guyz
   
*[[Serbia|SERBIA_ROLLZ]] has left the game*
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: sup
   
[[Franz Ferdinand|ArchDuke]]: Thiz sux, Im leaving
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<code>'''*[[Serbia|SERBIA_ROLLZ]] strikes [[Franz Ferdinand|ArchDuke]] for 47 damage! A critical hit!*'''</code>
   
*[[Franz Ferdinand|ArchDuke]] has left the game*
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[[Franz Ferdinand|ArchDuke]]: WTF YOU CAMPING HOMO
   
*[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]] has entered the game*
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: u r ghey Serbia
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[[Image:march.jpg|thumb|Polish cavalry prepares to pwn a n00b.]]
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<code>'''*[[Serbia|SERBIA_ROLLZ]] has killed [[Franz Ferdinand|ArchDuke]]!*'''</code>
   
[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: hey serbia
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<code>'''*[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]] has entered the game*'''</code>
   
[[Serbia|serbian-guy]]: wut
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[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: hey serbia wtf u do to arch?
   
[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: im putting an ultimatum on ur azz
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[[Serbia|SERBIA_ROLLZ]]: lulz
   
[[Serbia|serbian-guy]]: shyt
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[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: bow to my might
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: me 2
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[[Serbia|SERBIA_ROLLZ]]: shyt
   
[[Russia|TsarNick]]: hey serbia i'll help u
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: me 2
   
[[Serbia|serbian-guy]]: thx
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[[Russia|TsarNICK]]: oh teh no teh belgrade is on teh fier! MARCH MARCH MARCH
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: STFU nick
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[[Serbia|SERBIA_ROLLZ]]: thx
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: im goin after u
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==The Guns of August==
   
*[[France|Franc3]] has entered the game*
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: STFU nick u dumass m'rf'r
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: Im goin after u 2 [[France|Franc3]]
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: im goin after u
   
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<code>'''*[[France|Franc3]] has entered the game*'''</code>
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: Im goin after u 2 [[France|Franc3]]
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[[Image:Franc3.jpg|right|thumb|Franc3 poses a strategic question.]]
 
[[France|Franc3]]: WTF did I do?
 
[[France|Franc3]]: WTF did I do?
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: u no
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: wist zu er u no
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<code>'''*[[United Kingdom|YouKay]] has entered the game*'''</code>
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: haha i just took [[belgium]]
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: haha i just took [[belgium]]
   
[[United Kingdom|UK]]: o no u didnt
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: o no u didnt
   
[[United Kingdom|UK]]: u suk
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: u suk
   
[[United Kingdom|UK]]: Oi, C4nuck
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<code>'''*[[Canada|C4nuck]] has entered the game*'''</code>
   
*[[Canada|C4nuck]] has entered the game*
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: Oi, C4nuck
   
 
[[Canada|C4nuck]]: ?
 
[[Canada|C4nuck]]: ?
   
[[United Kingdom|UK]]: help plz
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: help NOW
   
 
[[Canada|C4nuck]]: k
 
[[Canada|C4nuck]]: k
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: i will h4xor u c4nuck!
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[[Image:German_Emp.jpg|thumb|germin8r takes the offense.]]
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: i will h4xor u c4nuck!
   
[[Canada|C4nuck]]: i just vimmied ur azz bitch!
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[[Canada|C4nuck]]: yeah right, look wut just happened eh? I took vimy ridge bitch!
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: well that was a suprise
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: nice job trying holding it by urself, i pushed you back n00b
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[[Canada|C4nuck]]: not my fault that franc3 and UK r sitting on their a$$
   
 
[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: nick u suk im gonna kill u
 
[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: nick u suk im gonna kill u
   
[[Russia|TsarNick]]: UK! help
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[[Russia|TsarNICK]]: YouKay! help
   
[[United Kingdom|UK]]: f.u. Aus, u suk
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: f.u. Aus, u suk
   
[[France|Franc3]]: ill help UK
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[[France|Franc3]]: ill help YouKay
   
[[Russia|TsarNick]]: did ne1 ask u?
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[[Russia|TsarNICK]]: did ne1 ask u?
   
*[[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]]: has entered the game*
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<code>'''*[[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]]: has entered the game*'''</code>
   
[[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]]:: hey guyz wuts up
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==Otto_D_Man Enters the War==
   
[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: sebia wuz camping
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[[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]]:: hey guyz wuts up bitch
   
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[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: sebia wuz camping
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[[Image:Otto_D_Man.jpg|thumb|Otto_D_Man offers assistance.]]
 
[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: killed franz
 
[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: killed franz
   
[[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]]:: haha serbiaz ghey
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[[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]]:: yo sebia u got my money, give i7 back
   
 
[[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]]:: ill help
 
[[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]]:: ill help
   
[[Russia|TsarNick]]: o come on [[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]]:
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[[Russia|TsarNICK]]: o come on [[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]]:
   
[[Russia|TsarNick]]: i h8 u
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[[Russia|TsarNICK]]: i h8 u
   
[[United Kingdom|UK]]: so do i
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: so do i
   
 
[[France|Franc3]]: me 2
 
[[France|Franc3]]: me 2
   
[[Russia|TsarNick]]: [[France|Franc3]], NO 1 CARES WUT U SAY
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[[Russia|TsarNICK]]: [[France|Franc3]], NO 1 CARES WUT U SAY
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: d00d thiz gameplay sux
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==The Western Front==
   
[[United Kingdom|UK]]: i kno
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: d00d thiz gameplay sux
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[[Image:UK02.jpg|thumb|YouKay injects a philosophical comment]]
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: i kno
   
[[United Kingdom|UK]]: trench warfare iz ghey
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: trench warfare iz ghey
   
 
[[France|Franc3]]: just wait til the tank patch comez out
 
[[France|Franc3]]: just wait til the tank patch comez out
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: yeah right
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: yeah right
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: thatll be bettr
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: thatll be bettr
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: *rolls eyes*
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: *rolls eyes*
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[[Image:ww1_rollseyes.jpg|thumb|germin8r expresses disbelief]]
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<code>'''*[[Italy|i741i4]] has entered the game*'''</code>
   
*[[Italy|ITALY]] has entered the game*
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<code>'''*[[Japan|narutofan]] has entered the game*'''</code>
   
[[Italy|ITALY]]: hey UK
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<code>'''*[[The Red Baron|bigredbaron]] has entered the game*'''</code>
   
[[Italy|ITALY]]: *wink*
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[[Italy|i741i4]]: hey YouKay
   
[[United Kingdom|UK]]: haha, hey
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[[Italy|i741i4]]: *wink*
   
[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: WTF is [[Italy|ITALY]] doing here?
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: haha, hey
   
[[Italy|ITALY]]: delcaring war on u, n00b
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[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: WTF is [[Italy|i741i4]] doing here? And narutofan?
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[[Italy|i741i4]]: delcaring war on u, n00b
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[[Japan|narutofan]]: Me too! Me want to be like W3st!3 boyz.
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: ur n00b, [[Japan|narutofan]]
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[[Japan|narutofan]]: o yeah? Me declare war on [[Germany|germin8r]]!
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: bring it on, b1tch!
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<code>'''*[[Japan|narutofan]] strikes [[Germany|germin8r]] for 0 damage!*'''</code>
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<code>'''*All [[Germany|germin8r's]] bases in [[Pacific Ocean|Pacifica]] captured!*'''</code>
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[[Japan|narutofan]]: all your base are belong to us.
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: fu [[Japan|narutofan]]. u can keep them i dont want em
   
 
[[France|Franc3]]: hahahaha
 
[[France|Franc3]]: hahahaha
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: hell, while were at it
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: hell, while were at it
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: i declare war on portugal
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: i declare war on portugal
   
 
[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: shyt, why not?
 
[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: shyt, why not?
   
*[[Bulgaria|BulGARia]] has entered the game*
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==Gallipoli==
   
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<code>'''*[[Australia|Aus_No2]] has entered the game*'''</code>
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<code>'''*[[New Zealand|lotz_o_sh33p]] has entered the game*'''</code>
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[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: n00b, i have copyright on that.
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[[Australia|Aus_No2]]: Sup Mum?
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[[New Zealand|lotz_o_sh33p]]: yea, sup bro?
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: Shyt's goin' down, go kill Otto.
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[[Australia|Aus_No2]]: k.
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[[New Zealand|lotz_o_sh33p]]: Me too, me too.
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<code>'''*[[Australia|Aus_No2]] has b1tchslapped [[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]]*'''</code>
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<code>'''*[[New Zealand|lotz_o_sh33p]] has poked [[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]]*'''</code>
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[[Australia|Aus_No2]]: Muhahaha
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[[New Zealand|lotz_o_sh33p]]: hehehehe choice!
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[[Australia|Aus_No2]]: quit copying me!
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[[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]]: Wtf did i do?
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[[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]]: Oh Fk uz ur gonna die ''Mate''.
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[[Australia|Aus_No2]]: Im sry! help me sum1. WAH!!!
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<code>'''*[[Australia|Aus_No2]] has b1tchslapped [[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]]*'''</code>
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: ...
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<code>'''*[[Ottoman|Otto_D_Man]] has beaTen the CRap out of [[Australia|Aus_No2]] troops*'''</code>
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: Surry.
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[[New Zealand|lotz_o_sh33p]]: FuK j00 YouKay!
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[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: Thats 4 tagging my name, biatch.
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<code>'''*[[Australia|Aus_No2]] has left the game*'''</code>
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<code>'''*[[New Zealand|lotz_o_sh33p]] has left the game*'''</code>
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<code>'''*[[Bulgaria|BulGARia]] has entered the game*'''</code>
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==The Eastern Front==
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[[Image:h4x.jpg|thumb|Serbia_Rollz objects to BulGARian aggression]]
 
[[Bulgaria|BulGARia]]: hey guyz
 
[[Bulgaria|BulGARia]]: hey guyz
   
 
[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: sup
 
[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: sup
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: yo
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: yo
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<code>'''*[[Bulgaria|BulGARia]] strikes [[Serbia|SERBIA_ROLLZ]] for 35 damage!*'''</code>
   
*[[Bulgaria|BulGARia]] has killed [[Serbia|serbian-guy]]*
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[[Serbia|SERBIA_ROLLZ]]: fvcking h4x
   
[[Serbia|serbian-guy]]: fvcking h4x
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<code>'''*[[Bulgaria|BulGARia]] has killed [[Serbia|SERBIA_ROLLZ]]*'''</code>
   
*[[Serbia|serbian-guy]] has left the game*
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[[Bulgaria|BulGARia]]: up yors, n00b
   
*[[Romania|R0m4n1a]] has entered the game*
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<code>'''*[[Romania|R0m4n1a]] has entered the game*'''</code>
   
 
[[Romania|R0m4n1a]]: wuts up guyz, can I still play?
 
[[Romania|R0m4n1a]]: wuts up guyz, can I still play?
   
[[United Kingdom|UK]]: sure
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==Strz&Strpz Enters the War==
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===The ''Lusitania'' Crisis===
   
[[United Kingdom|UK]]: be on my team
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: sure
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: be on my team
   
 
[[Romania|R0m4n1a]]: ok
 
[[Romania|R0m4n1a]]: ok
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: hey mexico
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<code>'''*[[Germany|germin8r]] has sunken [[United Kingdom|YouKay]] paxship ''Lusitania''*'''</code>
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: hey
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: Dam, hw u no I hde mY shyt th3r3? W8, I maen, Wtf was tht 4?
   
*[[Mexico|mexicool]] is no longer idle*
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<code>'''*[[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]] has entered the game.*''' </code>
   
[[Mexico|mexicool]]: what?
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: STFU YouKay
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: wanna declare war on [[United Spades of Amerika|USA]]?
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[[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]]: WTF? germin8r, ever hear of freedom of the seas?
   
[[Mexico|mexicool]]: fuk no
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: STFU, we're at war and the Atlantic Ocean is a war zone.
   
[[United Kingdom|UK]]: dude ever heard of PMs?
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[[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]]: the fuk it is! quit the unrestricted submarine warfare.
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: or what? you'll enter the war lololololz
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[[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]]: yea i might just do that, go and back up Franc3 and YouKay.
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: shyt, sorry we'll quit. If YouKay stps being G4Y bi getting rid of blockde
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: HELL NO
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[[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]]: fine. Do it.
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]:...
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[[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]]:AFK
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===The Zimmerman PM===
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: hey mexicool
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: hey
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<code>'''*[[Mexico|mexicool]] is no longer idle*'''</code>
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[[Mexico|mexicool]]: what?
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: wanna declare war on [[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]]?
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[[Image:ww1_001.jpg|thumb|Strz&Strpz intercepts a critical communique.]]
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[[Mexico|mexicool]]: fuk no
   
[[Canada|C4nuck]]: haha, dumshit
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: dude ever heard of PMs?
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: oh shyt
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: oh shyt
   
*[[United Spades of Amerika|USA]] has entered the game*
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<code>'''*[[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]] is no longer idle*'''</code>
   
[[United Spades of Amerika|USA]]: [[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]], ur azz is mine
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[[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]]: [[Germany|germin8r]], ur azz is mine
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: shyt shyt shyt
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: [http://youtube.com/watch?v=t-_GFOZK4yg&feature=related shyt shyt shyt!!!!111]
   
 
[[France|Franc3]]: hahaha
 
[[France|Franc3]]: hahaha
   
[[United Kingdom|UK]]: lol
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: lol germin8r r so n00b
   
*[[Greece]] has entered the game*
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==The Great War Continues==
*[[China|Rep_of_CHiNa]] has entered the game*
 
*[[Portugal|Portugal!]] has entered the game*
 
   
[[United Spades of Amerika|USA]]: whuts with all these n00bs?
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<code>'''*[[Greece|SPARTAAAA]] has entered the game*'''</code>
   
[[United Kingdom|UK]]: I dunno
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<code>'''*[[China|Rep_of_CHiNa]] has entered the game*'''</code>
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[[Image:USA.jpg|thumb|Strz&Strpz sends a diplomatic query]]
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<code>'''*[[Portugal|P0R7U64L]] has entered the game*'''</code>
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[[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]]: whuts with all these n00bs?
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: I dunno
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[[Portugal|P0R7U64L]]: Hey gUyZ, zup?
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: stfu, n d0 sumthing n00b!!!11!!
   
 
[[France|Franc3]]: o well, at least they're w/ us
 
[[France|Franc3]]: o well, at least they're w/ us
   
[[Russia|TsarNick]]: ur still here?
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[[Russia|TsarNICK]]: ur still here?
   
[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: [[United Spades of Amerika|USA]], UR teh n00b
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[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: [[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]], UR teh n00b
   
[[United Spades of Amerika|USA]]: stfu
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[[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]]: stfu
   
[[United Spades of Amerika|USA]]: ur next
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[[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]]: ur next
   
*[[Russian Army|RUSSIAN_troop]] has been killed*
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==The Russian Revolution==
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[[Image:ww1_runaway.jpg|thumb|TsarNick is routed from the game]]
   
*[[Russian Army|RUSSIAN_troop]] has been killed*
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<code>'''*[[Russia|RUSSIAN_troop]] has been killed*'''</code>
   
*[[Russian Army|RUSSIAN_troop]] has been killed*
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<code>'''*[[Russia|RUSSIAN_troop]] has been killed*'''</code>
   
*[[Russian Army|RUSSIAN_troop]] has been killed*
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<code>'''*[[Russia|RUSSIAN_troop]] has been killed*'''</code>
   
[[Russia|TsarNick]]: aw shyt
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<code>'''*[[Russia|RUSSIAN_troop]] has been killed*'''</code>
   
[[Russia|TsarNick]]: im outta here
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<code>'''*[[Lenin|RedCommie]] has entered the game.*'''</code>
   
*[[Russia|TsarNick]] has left the game*
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[[Russia|TsarNICK]]: aw shyt
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: this sux
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[[Russia|TsarNICK]]: [http://youtube.com/watch?v=kDFojXoOzUo im outta here]
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: i coulda been playing Halo 2
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<code>'''*[[Russia|TsarNICK]] has has been killed by [[Lenin|RedCommie]]*'''</code>
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: let's end this
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[[Lenin|RedCommie]]: that ws fun
   
[[United Spades of Amerika|USA]]: ok
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[[Lenin|RedCommie]]: oh gtg
   
[[United Kingdom|UK]]:ya
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<code> '''*[[Lenin|RedCommie]] has left the game*''' </code>
   
[[United Spades of Amerika|USA]]: u guyz lose tho
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==All Quiet on the Western Front==
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[[Image:WWIscreenshot.jpg|195px|thumb|[[Germany|germin8r]] takes a screenshot during the crucial moments before his defeat. Many have criticized [[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]] for bunny-hopping.]]
   
[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: i dont even care anymore
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: this sux
   
*[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]] has left the game*
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: i coulda been playing Halo 3
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: Tht sux0r3d
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: let's end this
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[[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]]: ok
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[[United Kingdom|YouKay]]: ya
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[[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]]: u guyz lose tho
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[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]]: [http://youtube.com/watch?v=sN37Fn3Hw8E i dun even care NEmore]
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<code>'''*[[Austria-Hungary|Aus_HuNg]] has left the game*'''</code>
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: Tht sux0r3d
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[[Image:Ww1 rofl.jpg|thumb|The Great War ends...for now!]]
   
 
[[France|Franc3]]: yeah
 
[[France|Franc3]]: yeah
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: i hav liek a depression now
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[[France|Franc3]]: BTW, Your paying for this
   
[[United Spades of Amerika|USA]]: ROFL
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[[Germany|germin8r]]: THts OK, Ill jsut print the $... OH F[_]CK
   
[[France|Franc3]]: STFU i hav 1 to
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<code> '''*Inflation for [[Germany|germin8r]] increases to 376,346,568,356.978*''' </code>
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[[Image:ww1_graves.jpg|thumb|WeimaRep engages in a bit of ironic foreshadowing]]
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<code> '''*Player:germin8r now known as [[Germany|WeimaRep]] </code>
   
[[David Hasselhoff|German_Emp]]: good thing this will nvr happen again!
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[[Germany|WeimaRep]]: i hav liek a depression now
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[[United Spades of Amerika|Strz&Strpz]]: ROFL emo. pWn3d
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[[France|Franc3]]: STFU i hav 1 to
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[[Germany|WeimaRep]]: good thing this will nvr happen again!
   
 
[[France|Franc3]]: yeah, def.
 
[[France|Franc3]]: yeah, def.
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Latest revision as of 23:30, October 27, 2010

Video Game Wars

WMDSearchsm

In Development

War: ICOUnited KingdomICOItalyICOFranceICORussian FederationICOJapanICOUnited States of America vs. ICOGermanyICOAustriaICOHungaryICOTurkeyICOBulgariaICOUkraine

Franzpwned

BOOM HEADSHOT!


edit Crisis in Sarajevo

Ww1 belgium

Even little Belgium senses disaster on the wind.

*ArchDuke has entered the game*

ArchDuke: Hey guyz

germin8r: sup

*SERBIA_ROLLZ strikes ArchDuke for 47 damage! A critical hit!*

ArchDuke: WTF YOU CAMPING HOMO

germin8r: u r ghey Serbia

March

Polish cavalry prepares to pwn a n00b.

*SERBIA_ROLLZ has killed ArchDuke!*

*Aus_HuNg has entered the game*

Aus_HuNg: hey serbia wtf u do to arch?

SERBIA_ROLLZ: lulz

Aus_HuNg: bow to my might

SERBIA_ROLLZ: shyt

germin8r: me 2

TsarNICK: oh teh no teh belgrade is on teh fier! MARCH MARCH MARCH

SERBIA_ROLLZ: thx

edit The Guns of August

germin8r: STFU nick u dumass m'rf'r

germin8r: im goin after u

*Franc3 has entered the game*

germin8r: Im goin after u 2 Franc3

Franc3

Franc3 poses a strategic question.

Franc3: WTF did I do?

germin8r: wist zu er u no

*YouKay has entered the game*

germin8r: haha i just took belgium

YouKay: o no u didnt

YouKay: u suk

*C4nuck has entered the game*

YouKay: Oi, C4nuck

C4nuck: ?

YouKay: help NOW

C4nuck: k

German Emp

germin8r takes the offense.

germin8r: i will h4xor u c4nuck!

C4nuck: yeah right, look wut just happened eh? I took vimy ridge bitch!

YouKay: well that was a suprise

germin8r: nice job trying holding it by urself, i pushed you back n00b

C4nuck: not my fault that franc3 and UK r sitting on their a$$

Aus_HuNg: nick u suk im gonna kill u

TsarNICK: YouKay! help

YouKay: f.u. Aus, u suk

Franc3: ill help YouKay

TsarNICK: did ne1 ask u?

*Otto_D_Man: has entered the game*

edit Otto_D_Man Enters the War

Otto_D_Man:: hey guyz wuts up bitch

Aus_HuNg: sebia wuz camping

Otto D Man

Otto_D_Man offers assistance.

Aus_HuNg: killed franz

Otto_D_Man:: yo sebia u got my money, give i7 back

Otto_D_Man:: ill help

TsarNICK: o come on Otto_D_Man:

TsarNICK: i h8 u

YouKay: so do i

Franc3: me 2

TsarNICK: Franc3, NO 1 CARES WUT U SAY

edit The Western Front

germin8r: d00d thiz gameplay sux

UK02

YouKay injects a philosophical comment

YouKay: i kno

YouKay: trench warfare iz ghey

Franc3: just wait til the tank patch comez out

germin8r: yeah right

germin8r: thatll be bettr

germin8r: *rolls eyes*

Ww1 rollseyes

germin8r expresses disbelief

*i741i4 has entered the game*

*narutofan has entered the game*

*bigredbaron has entered the game*

i741i4: hey YouKay

i741i4: *wink*

YouKay: haha, hey

Aus_HuNg: WTF is i741i4 doing here? And narutofan?

i741i4: delcaring war on u, n00b

narutofan: Me too! Me want to be like W3st!3 boyz.

germin8r: ur n00b, narutofan

narutofan: o yeah? Me declare war on germin8r!

germin8r: bring it on, b1tch!

*narutofan strikes germin8r for 0 damage!*

*All germin8r's bases in Pacifica captured!*

narutofan: all your base are belong to us.

germin8r: fu narutofan. u can keep them i dont want em

Franc3: hahahaha

germin8r: hell, while were at it

germin8r: i declare war on portugal

Aus_HuNg: shyt, why not?

edit Gallipoli

*Aus_No2 has entered the game*

*lotz_o_sh33p has entered the game*

Aus_HuNg: n00b, i have copyright on that.

Aus_No2: Sup Mum?

lotz_o_sh33p: yea, sup bro?

YouKay: Shyt's goin' down, go kill Otto.

Aus_No2: k.

lotz_o_sh33p: Me too, me too.

*Aus_No2 has b1tchslapped Otto_D_Man*

*lotz_o_sh33p has poked Otto_D_Man*

Aus_No2: Muhahaha

lotz_o_sh33p: hehehehe choice!

Aus_No2: quit copying me!

Otto_D_Man: Wtf did i do?

Otto_D_Man: Oh Fk uz ur gonna die Mate.

Aus_No2: Im sry! help me sum1. WAH!!!

*Aus_No2 has b1tchslapped Otto_D_Man*

YouKay: ...

*Otto_D_Man has beaTen the CRap out of Aus_No2 troops*

YouKay: Surry.

lotz_o_sh33p: FuK j00 YouKay!

Aus_HuNg: Thats 4 tagging my name, biatch.

*Aus_No2 has left the game*

*lotz_o_sh33p has left the game*


*BulGARia has entered the game*

edit The Eastern Front

H4x

Serbia_Rollz objects to BulGARian aggression

BulGARia: hey guyz

Aus_HuNg: sup

germin8r: yo

*BulGARia strikes SERBIA_ROLLZ for 35 damage!*

SERBIA_ROLLZ: fvcking h4x

*BulGARia has killed SERBIA_ROLLZ*

BulGARia: up yors, n00b

*R0m4n1a has entered the game*

R0m4n1a: wuts up guyz, can I still play?

edit Strz&Strpz Enters the War

edit The Lusitania Crisis

YouKay: sure

YouKay: be on my team

R0m4n1a: ok

*germin8r has sunken YouKay paxship Lusitania*

YouKay: Dam, hw u no I hde mY shyt th3r3? W8, I maen, Wtf was tht 4?

*Strz&Strpz has entered the game.*

germin8r: STFU YouKay

Strz&Strpz: WTF? germin8r, ever hear of freedom of the seas?

germin8r: STFU, we're at war and the Atlantic Ocean is a war zone.

Strz&Strpz: the fuk it is! quit the unrestricted submarine warfare.

germin8r: or what? you'll enter the war lololololz

Strz&Strpz: yea i might just do that, go and back up Franc3 and YouKay.

germin8r: shyt, sorry we'll quit. If YouKay stps being G4Y bi getting rid of blockde

YouKay: HELL NO

Strz&Strpz: fine. Do it.

YouKay:...

Strz&Strpz:AFK

edit The Zimmerman PM

germin8r: hey mexicool

germin8r: hey

*mexicool is no longer idle*

mexicool: what?

germin8r: wanna declare war on Strz&Strpz?

Ww1 001

Strz&Strpz intercepts a critical communique.

mexicool: fuk no

YouKay: dude ever heard of PMs?

germin8r: oh shyt

*Strz&Strpz is no longer idle*

Strz&Strpz: germin8r, ur azz is mine

germin8r: shyt shyt shyt!!!!111

Franc3: hahaha

YouKay: lol germin8r r so n00b

edit The Great War Continues

*SPARTAAAA has entered the game*

*Rep_of_CHiNa has entered the game*

USA

Strz&Strpz sends a diplomatic query

*P0R7U64L has entered the game*

Strz&Strpz: whuts with all these n00bs?

YouKay: I dunno

P0R7U64L: Hey gUyZ, zup?

YouKay: stfu, n d0 sumthing n00b!!!11!!

Franc3: o well, at least they're w/ us

TsarNICK: ur still here?

Aus_HuNg: Strz&Strpz, UR teh n00b

Strz&Strpz: stfu

Strz&Strpz: ur next

edit The Russian Revolution

Ww1 runaway

TsarNick is routed from the game

*RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*

*RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*

*RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*

*RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*

*RedCommie has entered the game.*

TsarNICK: aw shyt

TsarNICK: im outta here

*TsarNICK has has been killed by RedCommie*

RedCommie: that ws fun

RedCommie: oh gtg

*RedCommie has left the game*

edit All Quiet on the Western Front

WWIscreenshot

germin8r takes a screenshot during the crucial moments before his defeat. Many have criticized Strz&Strpz for bunny-hopping.

germin8r: this sux

germin8r: i coulda been playing Halo 3

germin8r: let's end this

Strz&Strpz: ok

YouKay: ya

Strz&Strpz: u guyz lose tho

Aus_HuNg: i dun even care NEmore

*Aus_HuNg has left the game*

germin8r: Tht sux0r3d

Ww1 rofl

The Great War ends...for now!

Franc3: yeah

Franc3: BTW, Your paying for this

germin8r: THts OK, Ill jsut print the $... OH F[_]CK

*Inflation for germin8r increases to 376,346,568,356.978*

Ww1 graves

WeimaRep engages in a bit of ironic foreshadowing

*Player:germin8r now known as WeimaRep

WeimaRep: i hav liek a depression now

Strz&Strpz: ROFL emo. pWn3d

Franc3: STFU i hav 1 to

WeimaRep: good thing this will nvr happen again!

Franc3: yeah, def.

*DaFuhrer has entered the game*

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