World War II (video game)
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F0t0m4n223: D00d ive totly seen this b4
edit Prelude to war
*DaFuhrer has entered the game*
DaFuhrer: sweet. j00z and c0munizts are da suxorz!!!one!!11!!!!!1!1eleven!11!1!11!
*Franc3 has entered the game*
*YouKay has entered the game*
Franc3: d00d you can't do that. look at the r00lz!!
DaFuhrer: fux dat i make my on rulz lol
DaFuhrer: but i do want peace. just want to make the reich whole again.
*Marlboro Man is no longer idle.*
Marlboro Man: YouKay we should do som3thing about DaFuhrer. that dude wants war.
YouKay: Nah, war sucks. Besides he wants peace.
Franc3: yeah i agree wit you YouKay.
edit Rising_Sun_03 Starts war in Asia
*Rising_Sun_03 has entered the game*
*Rep_of_CHiNa has entered the game*
Rising_Sun_03: Take that sUxOr!
CKS: yeah, they h4x0rzz.
*Rising_Sun_03 has activated mod /nanking.*
*200 Damage to Rep_of_CHinA! 2 x 105 civilians killed!*
Rep_of_CHinA: HOLY SHYT U FAG
Strz&Strpz: wth you doin fag! Dun make me com over ther...
DaFuhrer: O_O d00d not kul nub. Wtf was that?
edit Der Anschluss
*pwnedland has entered the game*
DaFuhrer: lol noobz ph33r my 1337 skills!!011!!
pwnedland: you sux noob, you still emo lol?
DaFuhrer: take this n00b
pwnedland: OW fuk u btch
DaFuhrer: ha ha tank patch is teh 1337 noobz!
edit The Munich Agreement
DaFuhrer: yo ChexMix, give me the sudetenland.
ChexMix: fuk no, thats mine.
DaFuhrer: so what, theres germans living there and you're oppressing them.
ChexMix: ur crazy n00b
Franc3:lol, i'll back you up ChexMix.
ChexMix: thanks man. youre cool.
DaFuhrer: i ain't playing. give me the sudetenland!
*YouKay is no longer idle.*
YouKay: maybe we can make a deal to keep da peace.
Franc3: WTF YouKay, u r such a gurl.
YouKay: w00t! Peace in our time!
YouKay: WTF!!! no more conquering. attack one more nation and we're going to war.
edit ppl_0f_sp41n rise up
fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: wtf, n00b!
ppl_0f_sp41n: j00 r st00pid, f45c15t!
DaFuhrer: ill help you, fr4nk13
i741i4: so will i
ppl_0f_sp41n: WTF! some1 help!
YouKay: no way, n00b
muthaland: ill help you
fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: d00d those are so ghetto
fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: lol n00b
fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: w00t! i am t3h r00l3r of sp41n!
edit DaFuhrer and muthaland make Peace
*muthaland captures Bessarabia!*
muthaland: yo coldfish, gimme carland007
cold_fish27: f u, biach!
cold_fish27: u die for that n00b!
muthaland: wtf r u cheating? DIE!!11111111
muthaland: u hax!!!!111111111111!
cold_fish27: I don't give a f___ nemore! Have carland I dun wanit!
*cold_fish27 has left the game*
muthaland: ha ha I am teh 1337 at item gathering
DaFuhrer: no ur not! u coudint even kill cold_fish all t3w wai......
muthaland: yo fuhrer... peace?
DaFuhrer: sure whatever
edit The War Begins
edit P0lska Attacked!
P0lska: Ow WTF gize halp
*boomerangman has entered the game*
*lotr_freak21 has entered the game*
*C4nuck has entered the game*
YouKay: u cant do that now 1 g0tts to br3ng in mi pWn3g c00mm00nnw3lth col0nies nd we w1ll pwn j00!!!
Franc3: yea P01ska woz on our side now i'm g3nna not pwn u nd im j0st gonna uze my +10 sh33ld aab1l1ty nd w8 behind my line! u w0nt be abl to g3t m33 n00b! r0flmao
C4nuck: yea noob you lost last time eh? lolzorz!
boomerangman: lolololololololololololol crikey gday DahFuhrer me r gonna help youkay to pwn j00 n00b!
lotr_freak21: lololol dun forg3t me bro! i got da hoobitz on my side bro and a pwn3ge sh33p armi
muthaland: lol i have got to see this
edit DaFuhrer cheats against Franc3
vikingsfan: ow u dumb fuk fine dont kill me pleez
DaFuhrer: k i need 300 gold
Franc3: hey OMGWTF H4X!!!!11
*Cheat: Blitzkrieg activated*
Franc3: ow you dumb fukkr ow
edit The Battle of Britain
YouKay: u homo! u go down for this!
*Cheat: Blitzkrieg activated*
YouKay: dam this is n0t going well
YouKay: entercheat/for great justice
*Cheat: Dynamo activated*
DaFuhrer: WTF? u ran away pansy?
DaFuhrer: meh, pwn u anyway
*RADAR Error: Cheats not allowed in capitol zones*
*Luftwaffe has struck RAF, 8 damage!*
*RAF has struck Luftwaffe, 19 damage!*
*Luftwaffe has struck RAF, 11 damage!*
*RAF has struck Luftwaffe, 27 damage!*
DaFuhrer: OMG h4x?!!
YouKay: N00b, RADAR anti-cheat patch!
*Luftwaffe has struck RAF, 7 damage!*
*RAF has struck Luftwaffe, 16 damage!*
DaFuhrer: ok, i still hurt you enough so that you can't fight back.
edit Cracking the Enigma
YouKay: DaFuhrer stop usin alt codes
YouKay: Its not funny
Franc3 (Spec): yh, what u talkin bout
*Turing_555 has joined the game.*
DaFuhrer: o damn its the hacker
Turing_555: lol got ur code, hax0r3r! her it is guyz
YouKay: LOL adolf u got owned
Turing_555: yeh ROFL!
DaFuhrer: gah these noobs h4x!
Turing_555: i just pwn at haxing ur enigma :)
Turing_555: c4n i join ur team
Strz&Strpz: sur3, not like u'll live nyway lmao
edit Bismarck and Hood
SPAIZ O_o: YouKay! Addy got da Bizmark!
YouKay: WTF? RADAR is on, that's not possible. Erm...
*Error: RADAR server is down for maintinence. Please GTFO.*
DaFuhrer: lol, Bismarck will pwn u!
YouKay: no. f***ing. chance. lol.
*UKShip:Hood misses NaziShip:Bismarck, 0 damage!*
*UKShip:Prince of Wales hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 10 damage!*
*NaziShip:Bismarck hits UKShip:Hood, 10 damage!*
*NaziShip:Prinz Eugen hits UKShip:Hood, 3 damage!*
*NaziShip:Bismarck hits UKShip:Hood, CRITICAL HIT!!! 100 damage!*
*DaFuhrer has killed UKShip:Hood!*
DaFuhrer: lol, nubz.
YouKay: u gayer, u f***ing go down now
*Torp:Swordfish hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 1 damage!*
YouKay: oh come on
DaFuhrer: biplanes? rofl.
*Torp:Swordfish misses UKShip:Sheffield, 0 damage!*
YouKay: oops, lol
DaFuhrer: this is 2 funny, lol
*NaziShip:Bismark misses UKPlane:Swordfish, 0 damage!*
*Torp:Swordfish hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 1 damage!*
*Torp:Swordfish hits NaziShip:Bismarck, CRITICAL HIT!!!! 50 damage!*
DaFuhrer: omgwtf? WTFh4x!!? WTF!!!??/
*UKShip:King George V hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 13 damage*
*UKShip:Norfolk hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 5 damage*
DaFuhrer: screw u, ghey blobbers
*NaziShip:Bismarck self-destruct initiated*
*UKShip:Rodney hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 14 damage*
*UKShip:Dorsetshire hits NaziShip:Bismarck, 6 damage*
*YouKay has killed NaziShip:Bismarck!*
edit Battle of the Atlantic
DaFuhrer: y0 langsdorff. Tak da graf sp33 nd f*** those n00bs in teh south atlantic, k?
I<3maGR4FSP33: k, played ww 1 b4, dis gunna b easy
DaFuhrer: c001 langy
*NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKMerchantShip1, 34 damage*
*I<3maGR4FSP33 has killed UKMerchantShip1!
*NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKMerchantShip2, 24 damage*
*I<3maGR4FSP33 has killed UKMerchantShip2!
I<3maGR4FSP33: pwned! sux0rs
YouKay: yo i need to traed stopit!!!!11
I<3maGR4FSP33: stfu n00b, ur bein 0wn3d!!
DaFuhrer: lm40 tak dis j00kay!
*NaziSub:U94 hits UKMerchantShip3, 24 damage*
*DaFuhrer has killed UKMerchantShip3!
*NaziSub:U94 hits UKMerchantShip4, 27 damage*
*DaFuhrer has killed UKMerchantShip4!
*NaziSub:U94 hits BRMerchantShip1, 29 damage*
*DaFuhrer has killed BRMerchantShip1!
*BR4zuk45!!11one is no longer idle.*
BR4zuk45!!11one: yo fockin shithed i was in msn! p1u5, im n3utr4a1!!!!11
DaFuhrer: ur problem, not mien. bsides j00 r an allies` biotch, i'm takin j00 down after i tak these l0zerz
BR4zuk45!!11one: dis game suks i wanna play fifas worldcup
YouKay: stfu man, u suk
DaFuhrer: yeh n00b. 2 pansy ta play ww2?
Strz&Strpz: man, join us allies, I giv u g00dis
BR4zuk45!!11one: ill get back to dat lata..
*BR4zuk45!!11one has gone idle.*
*NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKMerchantShip5, 26 damage*
*I<3maGR4FSP33 has killed UKMerchantShip5!
I<3maGR4FSP33: man I rulz! yo fuhrer, gunna get sum ships at teh rver plate
DaFuhrer: k, but d0nt screw it
YouKay: im followin ya
I<3maGR4FSP33: is dat u ova der? wat a n3wb! im comin for ya!
YouKay: now ye di3!!
*NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKShip:Exeter, 25 damage*
*UKShip:Exeter hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 16 damage*
*UKShip:Achilles hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 14 damage*
*UKShip:Ajax hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 19 damage*
DaFuhrer: langy it's 3x1 u idi0t!
I<3maGR4FSP33: man f*** off, i ken do dis
*UKShip:Exeter hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 21 damage*
*NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKShip:Exeter, 31 damage*
*UKShip:Exeter retreats, 31 damage*
*UKShip:Achilles hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 19 damage*
*UKShip:Ajax hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 17 damage*
I<3maGR4FSP33: yo bring da ship bak heer u stupid coward
YouKay: come get it f001
I<3maGR4FSP33: u askd for it!
*UKShip:Achilles hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 15 damage*
*UKShip:Ajax hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 18 damage*
I<3maGR4FSP33: im heet! im heet! f411 bak! addy wer is next port?
DaFuhrer: man go to bu3n0s 4ir3s in 4rgentina tehy r our p33ps
I<3maGR4FSP33: thats 2 far man, the brits get to me b4 i get ther!im stopping in urugu4y
YouKay: fuuk they r getting asylum ther!
*U_R_GAY is no longer idle.*
U_R_GAY: yo wassup
DaFuhrer: hi der
I<3maGR4FSP33: yo, i need to stay in montyvid.
U_R_GAY: man dats wicked.im n3utr41!!
DaFuhrer: fuk dat, giv im asylum, or else!!!!111one
YouKay: no man dont do dat, u r no nazi
Strz&Strpz: yeh, u can stay n3utr41 but no asy1um to nazis
DaFuhrer: stfu muthaf***s, u guys suk
U_R_GAY: STFU evry1!!! we r litle nd n3utr41 and u nazis gotta leave in 3 days gam3 tim3.
DaFuhrer: u fokkerrrrrr g4yzorrrrr
I<3maGR4FSP33: yo fuhrer i wanna surredner, ken i?
DaFuhrer: h3ll n0! u go ther nd fight nd win for me!
I<3maGR4FSP33: k... :(
*NaziShip:GrafSpee hits UKShip:Achilles, 20 damage*
*UKShip:Achilles hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 17 damage*
*UKShip:Ajax hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 20 damage*
I<3maGR4FSP33: WTFOMG U FUKIN HAXORS! TAK DIS!
*UKShip:Achilles hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 18 damage*
*UKShip:Ajax hits NaziShip:GrafSpee, 15 damage*
*YouKay has killed NaziShip:GrafSpee
I<3maGR4FSP33: N00000000000000!0!!111oneoneeleven :((((((((((((((
DaFuhrer: langy u sux0r
I<3maGR4FSP33: i lov3d dat ship. SPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
YouKay: u sux0rs r real nutjobs
I<3maGR4FSP33: i did alla coud fuhrer.dis game sux, n0w i wnna d133!!!11one
*ChanServ has kicked I<3maGR4FSP33 for use of selfkill code*
YouKay: r0f1m40 wat an em0
DaFuhrer: st00pid l4ngy
U_R_GAY: lmao! now i go back to doin nothing, k?
YouKay: k nd thanks
*U_R_GAY has gone idle.*
DaFuhrer: gaaahh r3v3ng3!!
*NaziSub:U94 hits UKMerchantShip7, 24 damage*
*DaFuhrer has killed UKMerchantShip7!
*NaziSub:U94 hits BRMerchantShip2, 32 damage*
*DaFuhrer has killed BRMerchantShip2!
*BR4zuk45!!11one is no longer idle.*
BR4zuk45!!11one: m4n do u kno wat n3utr41 means or r u just foking dumb?
DaFuhrer: i kno nd i dun care
YouKay: cmon br0 join tha 411ie5 already!
Strz&Strpz: don b a sissy!
BR4zuk45!!11one: alrite alrite! but after dis we pl4y w0r1d cup..
Strz&Strpz: yeh we wi11, peace first though
YouKay: yeh let's get sum peace by whooping nazi arse
BR4zuk45!!11one:k. you nd i is at war now fuhrer!get im ppls!!!!111
DaFuhrer: whateva u r sux0r not goin even to get ta eur0p3 4nyw4y.
BR4zuk45!!11one: guys ima sneding divisons, k?
Strz&Strpz: yeh send to me in italy.btw 4rgi3, joni us a11ie5! :)
BR4zuk45!!11one: dun both3r man tehy r fokkin racists
*ArGi3bArGi3 has entered the game*
ArGi3bArGi3:stfu br4, ur got 0wn3d by tha fuhrer! nd n0 w4y w3 r joining, were n3utr4ls!!
Strz&Strpz: fokkin neutrals, whateva
edit Kick in the Balkans
SPARTAAAA: hey guyz can I join?
i741i4: no u die 2 >:(
i741i4: Yo adolf, help us out plz?thiz sux0rzz r attackin us!
YouKay: hey no fair!!!!!
YouKay: holy sheeznit gotta get out
*YouKay has switched to spectator mode*
i741i4: ha ha adolf u the best
DaFuhrer: thx man long live axis!
DaFuhrer: these n00bz are teh sux0rz
*Hugo_slav_man42 has entered the game*
Hugo_slav_man42: hey wuts goin on
DaFuhrer: were pwning n00bz, wanna join
i741i4: yeah its fun
Hugo_slav_man42: Fux j00, I'm goin wit da muthaland!
DaFuhrer: WTF man j00 dai! >:(
DaFuhrer: Oh and BTW
edit DA GRAND ALLIANCE is formed
edit Operation Barbarossa
DaFuhrer: LMAO ur such n00b, so I dubbl Krossed you
muthaland: fuk this, im with uk now
*muthaland has changed teams to DA GRAND ALLIANCE*
*coldfish27 has entered the game*
coldfish27: haha, russia now joo r pwned
*numa_numa_land has entered the game*
*Maggie_R has entered the game*
Maggie_R: hey numa, gimme back transylvania ill help u get back bessarabia
DaFuhrer: yeah do it, she rox
*numa_numa_land captures Bessarabia!*
muthaland: u all sux0rz ill kill u all fukerz
edit The Middle East
boomerangman: Crikey! Bardia and Tobruk is ours! All your Italian Fortress Are Belong To Us, Mates! Make your Surrender!
lotr_freak21: Bro! I helped too!
YouKay: L0L lotr_freak21 is boomeerangmans bitch! now stfu bef0re i ban ur sh33p fuxing
lotr_freak21: k sry
i741i4: Owwww fuk addy hlp plz?
DaFuhrer: Getin kinda tird of balin j00 out Muso. But kay.
*DaFuhrer has created Afrika Korps!*
*Afrika_Fox is no longer idle*
DaFuhrer: Yo Rom, tak these and get us Egypt!
Afrika_Fox: Kay dude
YouKay: Ow fuck where the hell did he come from
boomerangman: Crikey!! We'll hold him mate! dw we'll get our heds blwn off 4 yous
edit Rising_Sun_03 in Indochina
*Indochina_french has entered the game*
Indochina_french: hey franc3 u around?
DaFuhrer: frenchy is dead. ur mine lol
Indochina_vichy: wtf dis sux
Rising_Sun_03: hey fuhrer can i join and shit?
DaFuhrer: man u r noob
Rising_Sun_03: no im not look at this
*Rising_Sun_03 strikes Haiphong-Yunnan Fou railway line, 24 damage!*
DaFuhrer: hey u cool
DaFuhrer: ok u can join up
Rising_Sun_03: thx man u r 1337
*thai_fighter is no longer idle*
thai_fighter: indochina i wants land back!
Indochina_vichy: lol its mine noob
thai_fighter: you wants play tough? i comes take it!
Indochina_vichy: come and get it you dirty gook
Rising_Sun_03: Indochina you racist gaijin
Rising_Sun_03: give thai da land or i pwn u
Indochina_vichy: who the fuk are you?
DaFuhrer: Rising's our ally, just give thai land
Indochina_vichy: fine, take it!
Indochina_vichy: fukin ghey
Rising_Sun_03: thai, friendz?
thai_fighter: lol ok
*Strz&Strpz is no longer idle*
Rep_of_CHiNa: owww some1 beat up risin
Strz&Strpz: no way n00b, lol
edit Pearl Harbor
*Rising_Sun_03 has killed USship:Arizona*
*Rising_Sun_03 has killed USship:Oklahoma*
*Rising_Sun_03 has killed USship:West Virginia*
*Rising_Sun_03 has killed USship:California*
*Rising_Sun_03 has killed USship:Utah*
Strz&Strpz: OMGWTFBBQ!!!1!!11!!1!one!!1!!!!eleven!!!1!11!!!! DATS WER MA SHEPS R!1!1!!11
Rising_Sun_03: tak dat nub
DaFuhrer: u named ur shipz 4ft3r st4t35?/?//? f41l
Strz&Strpz: shudup m4n
Rising_Sun_03: u has no ships fuxor
Strz&Strpz: u m1553d m4h c4rr13rs
Strz&Strpz: u going down
DaFuhrer: notta chance n00b lol
edit Southeast Asia falls
Rising_Sun_03: takin south east asia lol
Rising_Sun_03: wtf n00b
thai_fighter: lol sry i mistake you invade me :P
*Rising_Sun_03 uses airfield!*
*Rising_Sun_03 uses seaport!*
*Rising_Sun_03 uses train station!*
*Rising_Sun_03 uses bicycle!*
YouKay: Prince of Wales and Repulse will 0wn u
Rising_Sun_03: ORLY? BANZAI!!!
*Torp:G3M hits UKShip:Prince of Wales, CRITICAL HIT!!! 423 damage!*
*UKShip:Prince of Wales slowed*
*UKShip:Prince of Wales attacks SunPlane:G3M, 12 damage!*
*UKShip:Prince of Wales grazes UKShip:Express, 52 damage!*
*Torp:G4M hits UKShip:Repulse, CRITICAL HIT!!! 621 damage!*
*Torp:G4M hits UKShip:Repulse, CRITICAL HIT!!! 612 damage!*
*Rising_Sun_03 has killed UKShip:Repulse!*
*Torp:G3M hits UKShip:Prince of Wales, CRITICAL HIT!!! 594 damage!*
*Rising_Sun_03 has killed UKShip:Prince of Wales!*
Rising_Sun_03: pwned n00bs. this game is fun lol
Strz&Strpz: omfg i know u hax
YouKay: MY COLONYS
YouKay: F*** U H4X0R!!!!!!11
Rising_Sun_03: stfu. ur defenses sux0r
C4nuck: YouKay, you n00b, I just sent troops to HK and you wasted them all! WTF?
boomerangman: Crikey!! fine mate. can we at lest hav weapons?
*Rising_Sun_03 has activated mod /burmesedeathrailway.*
*Rising_Sun_03 gains supply bonus! Health boosted!*
Rising_Sun_03: lolol i built railway wif allied pow
YouKay: F*** u rising im gonna blow ur poofy arse railway up.
Strz&Strpz: Yeh me 2 you pansy.
*Strz&Strpz has struck Death Railway, 1 damage!*
*YouKay has struck Death Railway, 1 damage!*
*boomerangman has struck Death Railway, 0 damage!*
Rising_Sun_03: lol whos the homos now
edit muthaland strikes back against DaFuhrer
DaFuhrer: ha ha this awexome. I sh4ll n0w pwn the jewz!
DaFuhrer: hey that hurt b1tch!!
DaFuhrer: fine, ya want to play that way h4x0r!
*2 attrition damage to DaFuhrer!*
muthaland: ur still a noob
DaFuhrer: OMGWTF hax!!
muthaland: o wut now??????
DaFuhrer: wtf thats teh fuck gimme ur oil u fucking noob.
edit North Africa Campaign
*YouKay captures Egypt!*
*Franc3 captures Algeria!*
Hugo_slav_man42 (Spec): hey isnt franc3 dead?
DaFuhrer: yah i pwned his HQ
Franc3: nope, we never go away lol
Afrika_Fox: UK gtfo my place
YouKay: Bitch it's mien >:(
Afrika_Fox: Ow fall bak
Afrika_Fox: Haha take that
*Afrika_Fox has fallen ill!*
Afrika_Fox: Oh fucking random ev...
*Afrika_Fox has gone idle.*
*Funny_Hat is now admin for #8thArmy*
*Funny_hat has struck Afrika Korps, 43 damage!*
*Afrika_Fox is no longer idle.*
Afrika_Fox: SHYT fall bak
Strz&Strpz: ha ha my turn lol
Afrika_Fox: Hay nub
Strz&Strpz: OW fux joo
Strz&Strpz: Eat this
Strz&Strpz: No more Mr. Nice
*Afrika_Fox has left #Africa*
boomerangman: wtf? where is everyone?
edit The Battle of Midway
Rising_Sun_03: wtf is happening
boomerangman: hey i actually did something m8
Strz&Strpz: were proud of j00
boomerangman:OMFG stole credit you cheapos...
Rising_Sun_03: take this n00bz!
Strz&Strpz: thats nothing biatch
boomerangman: Darwin? wtf we dont even want it. u hav it.
edit Back to the Eastern Front
DaFuhrer: wtf this is nothing
muthaland: Ur stil retreating, nub :P
DaFuhrer: FUX J00
edit Italian Campaign
i741i4: Ow bitchz spawnkill!
Strz&Strpz: Hah n00b
BR4zuk45!!11one: M0tHAfuckAs! WANNA FUCKING PLAY WORLD CUP! JUST FINISH THIS SHIT WILL YA?!
i741i4: oww okay i give up
*i741i4 has changed teams to DA GRAND ALLIANCE*
Strz&Strpz: u on our side now
i741i4: fien dont kill me pleez
YouKay: we own j00 now biatch
DaFuhrer: Muso j00 nub
i741i4: The fuck man?
Strz&Strpz: Wtf yu g4y h4x0r
DaFuhrer: haha winter lien bitchz
edit Rising_Sun_03 Reconsiders its Position
*Cheat: Walking activated*
Strz&Strpz: Wot dus that do?
S!llyH@tChinditz: Makes me walk...
Strz&Strpz: ...u sux...
Rising_Sun_03: holy hell
Rising_Sun_03: how is this hapennig???!???!??
*CKS has struck Rising_Sun_03, 29 damage!*
Rep_of_CHiNa: SUPRIEZ N00B!
*LMAO is no longer idle*
CKS: peace, mao?
LMAO: k, lol
*LMAO has struck Rising_Sun_03, 200 damage!*
Strz&Strpz: lol, pwn3d
Rising_Sun_03: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF! H4X!!11!1
LMAO: guerillaz rox!!!
edit The Tide Turns in Europe
*Strz&Strpz has activated mod /storminnorman.
*Attacks in #EuroWest are now enabled!*
C4nuck : Who cares, I'm doing stuff!
YouKay : We're all proud of j00.
DaFuhrer: oww whyyyyy ;_;
*Afrika_Fox is no longer idle.*
Afrika_Fox: Told you idiot! Where's my damn funding now?
DaFuhrer: U tried to kill me, biotch!
Afrika_Fox: WTF TK
*Afrika_Fox has left the game*
Strz&Strpz: ...Hilter joo sux at this.
edit Oh God No...
*Franc3's HQ has been liberated*
*Franc3 has respawned!*
Franc3: ha ha love this tank patch lolzorz!!!
Franc3: adolf is teh suxorz!! lol!!
Strz&Strpz: stfu, franc3
YouKay: yea noob, stfu
Franc3: no fux you Strz&Strpz i'm g3nna mek sur dat in da futur we rerite histori and mak it l0ke u didn s3v us
Strz&Strpz: whetever n00b u do that weirdass shit we will just make movies with Tom Hanks about savin ur ass!
edit The Eastern Front
Strz&Strpz: lol this so beats counter-strike
C4nuck: here guyzz
Strz&Strpz: wow thx
YouKay: yea thx
C4nuck: You could pay me back later, eh?
Strz&Strpz: no way n00b lol
C4nuck: thats ok too
*muthaland captures Bessarabia!*
numa_numa_land: U HAX!!1!!
muthaland: no dumbass
muthaland: i have tons of shit
numa_numa_land: whatev i like t3h winz
muthaland: rofl n00b
DaFurher: WTf!!1! biatch nub!!1!1!!1
DaFurher: Whatever i 57i11 has t3h pwnz
Strz&Strpz: d00d fu ur gon4 g3t Pwnz0r3d!!!!11!
muthaland: STFU addy gay fuxx0r
Maggie_R: k u win russia
*Maggie_R has left the game
edit DaFuhrer tries to retake Europe
DaFuhrer: this has gone on long enough
DaFuhrer: TIME TA UZE MY NEW TANKS!!!!
*Cheat: Tiger Tanks activated*
Strz&Strpz: WTF!!?? OUR SHERMANS DONT EVEN LEAVE DENTS IN THE TIGERS!!!
YouKay: Take 0r Spitfirz up ur NAzi 455 b14tch!!!!!11!11
Strz&Strpz: R0flmao nub
DaFuhrer: WTF u fx1n h4xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!1!!!!!!111
edit The End of the War in Europe
Strz&Strpz: everybody, NOW
Strz&Strpz: ffs, turn ff off.
muthaland: switch sides NOW coldfish or else!
cold_fish27: ok lets kick some fritz azz
*cold_fish27 has changed teams to DA GRAND ALLIANCE*
DaFuhrer: WTF coldfish u will pay for this
Strz&Strpz: Waste of trupz "Addy"
Hugo_slav_man42: th1s iz fux!
*Hugo_slav_man42 has entered spectator mode.*
DaFuhrer: arrrrgh nooooo
*ChanServ has kicked DaFuhrer for use of selfkill code*
muthaland: dam i wanted that kill
Strz&Strpz: Fck KSer. oh well
muthaland: oh fine
*Fartysans has joined the game!*
Fartysans: muthaland in Berlin!?! Strz&Strpz crossin the Rhine!?! WTF n00bs im not gonna take dis any more!
muthaland: what the fuck
Strz&Strpz: OW! Who the hell are you!?!
Franc3: OW! Dammit!
Fartysans: Whoops for got to finish unfinished business.
*Fartysans joins team "Axis"!*
C4nuck: d00d we killed DaFuher when do you guys learn to quit!?!
Fartysans: Nevah Bitches!
Franc3: Damn im not very good at this
Fartysans: Gaaah! That suxxored!
Strz&Strpz: WTF!!!!!!!!!!! That should have been enough to kill u Wat is wrong wit u u hax!?!
Fartysans:N00b! IM INVINCIBLE!!! But that suxxd so im gonna lay low for a while.
*Fartysans has gone idle.*
muthaland: right then, back to business
*Hugo_slav_man42 is no longer in spectator mode.*
*Hugo_slav_man42 has changed teams to DA GRAND ALLIANCE*
Hugo_slav_man42: thanx NOV
muthaland: hey i helped 2
*DaFuhrer tried to reconnect*
edit End of the war in the Pacific
*SERVER IS DOWN*
*SERVER IS UP*
Strz&Strpz: teh server is teh ghey
YouKay: yea it is a fag
Franc3: u mean it likez other servers
Franc3: of the same gender lol?
muthaland: stfu, franc3
Strz&Strpz: so what now?
Rising_Sun_03: BANZAI BITCH!!!1!1
Strz&Strpz: oh yeah them
Rising_Sun_03: u dead now, suxorz!
*21 damage to Strz&Strpz!*
*7 attrition damage to Rising_Sun_03!*
Strz&Strpz: lol noob u serious?
Rising_Sun_03: u sux
Strz&Strpz: give up now or get pwned, biatch
Rising_Sun_03: bring it on, gheylord
muthaland: this has to be good
Strz&Strpz: if you insist, lol!
*Cheat: A-Bomb activated*
*Strz&Strpz uses Little Boy!*
*902 damage to Rising_Sun_03!*
Rising_Sun_03: HOLY JEZU WAT
Rising_Sun_03: FUX J00 H4X0RZ
muthaland: whoa man
Strz&Strpz: thats not all
muthaland: u like Michael Jackson, lol
muthaland: u used little boy
*muthaland captures Manchukuo!*
*PuY1 was kicked by muthaland (sockpuppet of Rising_Sun_03)!*
Strz&Strpz: WTF rooskis!!!1212 thats teh meni!!! i fooght th1s hole w4r by myseelf!!!!11111
muthaland: we is allies i take watever the fook i want
*Strz&Strpz uses Fat Man!*
*1142 damage to Rising_Sun_03!*
Rising_Sun_03: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww fuck
Strz&Strpz: thats that
muthaland: fat man? lol
muthaland: thats even more messed up
Strz&Strpz: fck u, pervert, they were special patch anyway
Strz&Strpz: ull never have them ha ha
muthaland: fck u, gheylord
muthaland: ha got ur code b1tch
Strz&Strpz: ok b4 next g4me starts, evry1 giv bak ur territories
YouKay: yea evry1 gve back ur territoras
Strz&Strpz: Youkay whats dat in ur invent
YouKay: thats just my territories
Strz&Strpz: give em back...
YouKay: NO, we won dese fair and square.. we have India and South Africa and- we ned the Falklends. We need em for uh... Stratigic Sheep Shearing Purposes. Only if they come to us and ask shall we give dem independance.
*NEXT GAME: Cold War*
*STARTING IN 5 SECONDS...*
*SERVER HAS PERFORMED FATAL ERROR*
*SELF DESTRUCT SYSTEM ENGAGED*
edit See also
- Adolf Hitler: Final boss of European theater campaign, Hitler chose the easy difficulty ending though.
- Hiroshima: Normal difficulty ending for Pacific theater campaign, on hard mode the Allies don't get nukes and have to launch an invasion of Japan.
- Nazi Zombies: After beating the European theater campaign on hard mode you unlock nightmare difficulty where Nazi occultism turns out to be real.
- Wolfenstein 3D: Available in 4D for actual veterans.
- Blood Rayne: Granddad, why didn't you tell me about all the vampire strippers in the war?
- Ancient Aliens: This game is still not as historically inaccurate as some of the things on the History (TV channel). How do I unlock the alien plasma guns?
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