VPUS -8 (Pearl Harbor)Japan +20 take over british and US territories
"Time to kick butt"
UK, France, Russia:
"You're two years late!"
"That has to be more than 2000 points, US"
"And I'm kicking Germany first for claiming I cheat"
Germany rolls "1" on supply table. All German tanks are -1 due to fuel shortages.
US moves troops to France
UK moves troops to France
US moves troops to Germany
UK moves troops to Germany
"This game sucks"
"Time to die Japan"
"You are right. Banzai"
Japan plays Strategy card "Pretty Crazy Joy Pilots"
US buys two atom bombs
America -5 (lost a ship)
Japan -0.5 (lost a plane)
UK -.05 (snakes on a plane)
"Crucial turn. All my units attack"
"Whoa...I'm not sure that fully equipped Hitler can be stopped"
"You haven't seen the new stats for Churchill"
"Whoa...good luck dude"
Churchill counter-charges Hitler. On the way in he is hit by a tank shell, but rolls his 3+ invulnerable save, and is okay. They are both "Grand Lord" level characters. Hitler rolls to attack, but misses due to Churchill's aura of protection. Churchill rolls and only gets one hit through the moustache effect. Hitler must roll to save, but with only one hit the German player is already contemplating the follow up move that will enable Hitler to destroy all the US tanks. Hitler rolls 3 dice to save, as a Grand Lord. He needs anything but all 1s. He rolls 1, 1, 2. However, Churchill's Cigar equipment gives -1 to all opponent saves.
"No WAY! This game is gay"
"Suck it up"
"Man...I spent 600 points on that character"
"Yeah well. We all know you only play that army list because you like the models for the "SS hotties" division