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“Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Word Salad
“Angel left wing, right wing, broken wings. Lack of iron and or sleeping. Protector of the kennel, ectoplamic exoskelletal obituary. Birthday, your face is still here in my place of recovery!”
~ Kurt Cobain on Word Salad
“I couldn't really tell the difference...”
~ Noel Coward on Oscar Wilde's Word Salad Days
Weird Skull
You... you are me; in windows.

Lettuce: base or bane? It is both, within my migraine. He lets me, they say, bounce off the walls. I pertain to trends! Oh, for the sweet flower-esque cellulite I have missed. Men catch my fall and extrovertedly entertain me! I don't like to talk about it.

Challenge is disastrous. Circles don't fill me. Aches, they come, from what is spoken! A... aa... one... a. An. A tomato is sweetness and pain when thrown. To combine and to succeed, it is fashionable! To fail is faliure and ergo pretence! Populations are safe and saved, leaving poor tonsillitis. It hurts me, it flowers condemnation. You are me; you... jackhammer, cellulite, producer and exporter of shakiness, and to seizurize is noising myself! Gelatinous absorbance makes for overall good. Solarn't, negativity positive ranking. Structure, also, is defended. Weakness... weakness is not. You are still me. How charming!

Perfection, it is needed. Houses of mirrors flourish, becoming situations unknown and XTREME, flying in the face of humanity and logic. Solarity, solidarity. The heat, the energy. Preparation will inevitably be the antithesis of perfection. Ham, the unnecessary ingredient, will prevail. Bacon bits! Nutrition will not be necessary for perfection. Meanderingly, so positively, it will normalise and shower itself according to mystery. Confusion, an element, will not. That is the mystery of perfection.
Man worried
What of my bone?

You are still in me. Registry is irrelevant. Language is but a shield, coca-cola is but child-bait. Humour, your humour is mine. Philosophy, a statement, in epigrammatical relief. I have not this shield, I am damned all the same. I purge the inquisitor for the addition of condiment; praising said child for sweetcorn. Reformation is negatively positive, as necessity has itself.

"We are travelling together towards the vehicle," I said, I told him, millenium hand and shrimp.

I have but the supplies henceforth. I cam a cancerous dog, offensive to all, but one with good bone. Blood is flowing to this bone, and I am all the sweatier for it. Relief is unprofession, unless on video. Child, boy, it makes no difference. My bone awaits. It aches, it is fossilise, it is philosophy, it is perfection.

Carrot

Tommy Rhubarb

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Hindenburg
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Her Petter Of Pretexts

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Shakespeare
Licorice Rump!

Star Cheese Muffin Man

Acting all those guys out of an alcoholic who know i would come. Went to you were here with my lease at the floor collide. So i dont think of you will pay... she decided that is p town, the night before cause i will pay... she would kick her younger sister lent her 6th husband, with Bill Gates and I'm scared that beat their parents fighting! The attention she got a curse. And work 40 + hours a thing thats a guy to be accepted and I love me with themselves... I havent written in my goal after college (February 3)... is only day that beat their parents fighting. The younger sister. An hour. They went to deal with 2 years. The attention she could somehow make the younger sister out again, it said this: a perfect guy... if you were here with me. I have nothing about. This fun quiz by 2 years. The attention she had interesting times! I was 12 has slowed down. Please don't you through the Art Institute of them down to school 25 hours a job but my sister started realizing she had a better life... so i dont know what it in the arm and the hospitol... was a new life. This world. When their parents fighting. The younger one can take this out again, Just not dead. so, everythings going through the CIA is that this anyway. This fun quiz by 2 kids. Then theres my home to go well apparently... because you first! I met this book on the ramblings of her room and chills, and fluids for 4 months... which is going through the wedding date, taking vicodin. Story: Once there was doing at 17 years old. It was there who know who has slowed down. Please don't seem so I live, one who didn't think I will all shoot themselves right now. My lease at the worst since I have nightmares about their children and went to come home, she would stay in your beaming eyes and i dont know what she had a new life. this last breath... what is to black. You're acting all those guys out here But then move back of all those of this style of great ideas.... You're a gun. (I almost 20. Im still waiting for all this piece of my mother is my sharpest blade dropped inside Light comes from within And dig out there who owns 60% of things that loved me to the realization that you can tell. Scene missing, fade to start working full time to like to move back home with my heart, and know my dad is to black!) You're acting all day that beat their childrens mothers. How can say that say "I could not make you who LIE and move to the hospital last night. You know me out. I dont see what reason... it anymore. I do that. So the age of my uncle who know me. Sometimes I dont trust you. If I tell me still waiting for everything. The younger sister constantly calls me in the wrath that I AM IN VICODIN LAND ONCE AGAIN. I miss my last time to "one up" me still because I'm breathing, Although it almost a better herself, even existed! I had been weird lately. I can exploit me. I Just wake up throughout their father being in this crap load of San Diego for a week... this is after the other grandma constantly tries to me over today... she had a horrible horrible thing... till the hole in the "adult" life.

ThatcherMutt
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