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“Wow this show is as poetic as I am.”
“She is a girl of words.”
“Cheese! Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!”
“I love watching this show I love to wak...er I mean Jerk...er I mean ah crap never mind Chris Hanson is here anyway”
“Shit is not a word! It's not in the dictionary!”Wordgirl is a show but not your ordinary kids show. It is one of the first ever shows on PBS that teaches children that swearing is actually an art and should be used in proper settings like at weddings, get togethers and office meetings. (not like you already want to swear to your self when that boss of yours saids how great he is and shit)...*cough* anyway back to the article. The show centers around the misadventures of a little 10 year old and her pet monkey. They try to become top dog in their city by fighting off bad guys but are rebuffed by the citizens because of their use of inappropriate language.
The show was an instant hit with bad children, horny teenagers and adults who wish to be children and/or horny teenagers. The show had a very long run and many controversies like hitting on very tough subjects like pedophilia, rape, obsession and drug use (also the swearing is pretty important too.) The show ended its long 3-year run in August of 2010. Many fans cried or swore in respect from what they had learned, but most just wouldn't give two shits. The show was also sued because the creator made Wordgirl look just like Dora the Explorer.
edit ProtagonistsLexicon and escaped her planet because no one liked her way of speaking. She revealed her back-story in the episode "Wordgirl in the Belly of the Beast." She has a pet monkey who helps her spread the joy of bad language to others, especially her villains. Wordgirl lives with foster parents because she was known to be a horrible child by her constant cursing at her other previous foster parents. She was such a bad child in the show that she would do sexual favors for all the villians on the show, even getting into a three way with Two-Brains and Tobey. She also has a book of swears and the Kama Sutra somewhere in her super secret sex dungeon.
edit Captain Huggy-Face/Bob
Bob, or Captain Huggy-Face, is a monkey that works as Wordgirl's sidekick and serves as Becky's pet monkey. He spends his time throughout the series tossing his poop around and rips the faces off villains. In the Wordgirl Pilot, Huggy was played by Michael Jackson's monkey, Bubbles the chimp, but the chimp stopped playing the primate, saying "...he is a stereotype of all apes everywhere." Huggy also has a large appetite, eating many foods and also trying to eat the head of Chuck the Evil Sandwich Guy's head in a few episodes. He is also a spaceship pilot in his home planet, Lexicon. Captain Huggy-Face also has no correlation with Monkey Jesus who said "eep eep eep eeep eep." On translation saying that he has surpassed him. In Huggy's epsidoes, he shows a love for dance to music such as Britney spears and Miley Cyrus.
Many villains consist of insane and psychologically unstable people who blend into society.
In the episode "Let's Sing a Song from Family Guy With Our Vocabulary!" Lady Redundant Woman Woman Woman gave birth to a boy named "Yankee Doodle Dickhead". The show was sued for this episode because he reminded people of Stewie, having his exact same Turkish accent and hitting on every girl. Including Wordgirl, who slept with him, and Captain Huggyface, who also slept with him.EBay, Thus having the brain and penis of a mouse. (His sex life was also called into question.) He spends his time stealing cheese, but he was also known to be a pedophile and rapist, trying several attempts to rape Wordgirl and tell her to come inside his windowless armored van telling her, "I have candy for you in here." This has been a running gag throughout the show, like in the episode "Wordgirl Gets a Clue" and also in "Obama Is So Much Cooler." His friendship with Wordgirl when he was Steven Boxlitner was called into question when he was last seen with her in his lab with the notorious Pedobear. It is not known whether he had the chance to deflower her as Steven but the creator has yet to tell us. His love for cheese and little girls also got the best of the evil doctor in the last episode when Wordgirl wanted to lure him into a trap by putting a fake Lolicon holding cheese in a box but when the doctor was found gnawing on both things he was sent to jail for illegal gnawing on lolicons with cheese. In jail he started to finish his long loved career of writing novels. Note: He was known to have a novel as Steven Boxlitner called "Loli Super Heroes and You: A Piratical Guide." It was a instant hit with pedophiles.
Two-Brains has two henchman that help him with his crazy plans. They are both gay and have sex on a regular bases when Two-Brains is not there or watching. They are both really stupid and don't really help the guy really. They've met Two-Brains at comic con and they stuck with him ever since. One is name Charlie and he does not speak because being the bottom bitch you'd think because of his size he wouldn't but he is. There is another one who has some sort of hat on and he does all the speaking for Charlie. People don't know why he doesn't have a name but some viewers speculate that it is Osama bin Laden hiding out in the cast of Wordgirl. It was revealed that they both took Two-Brains anul virginity and gave him AIDS.masturbates while yelling out obscenities at his mother. In one episode he was Two-Brains' sex slave because he couldn't take Wordgirl ignoring him. But Two-Brains realized that Tobey wasn't a girl and rebuffed him. A frequent gag is Tobey's mother ear-raping Tobey, but who can blame her?
edit The Butcher
A butcher of course who is known for beating his meat in several episodes. Not much is said about him but he does use proper grammer to the disgust of Wordgirl. She forces him to use swear words but he refuses.
edit Granny May
A psychotic old lady who turned to crime after being forced to watch MTV at her retirement home, and goes around killing all them young whippersnapers, because she can't stand their My Chemical Romance and Ipods and porn.
edit Tiny Big
Tiny big is Mr. Big's child and bastard son. He is called "Tiny Big" because his dick is not as big as his dad. Leslie gave birth to him in Neverland and Michael Jackson nursed him until he became strong enough to live with his parents. (That is why he can dance and sing like MJ). Mr.Big exploited this skill to get money and to entice people to his whore house. But later Tiny Big suffered from a over does of keyboard cleaner and kittens. He now resides at a local home for messed up child stars.
edit Glen Furblam
He is a geek and is totally gay for Dr. Two-Brains. But when he realized he liked lolis he tried to commit suicide. But failed miserably like everyone on the show because the writers are wusses.
edit Victoria Best
Victoria best is a little whore who thinks she is the best at every thing. She tries to one up Wordgirl in everything she does also when it comes to saying the best swear words. She also said she is the best at blowjobs by giving a Tobey one in the episode "I'mma suck yo' dick" over 9,000 times. But sadly she sucked him off so hard Tobeys dick fell off and became a extra in the movie Twilight_(book). Victoria Best once entered the Dick-sucking contest and won but Oscar Wilde got mad and took the name for best dick sucker back.
edit Minor Characters
edit Violet Heaslip
Violet is one of Becky's best friends and she was conceived in Woodstock because her mother was a hippie. She loves to draw and has a cat named Fluffy in which she huffs everyday. She is always complaining about a purple teddy bear chasing her but no one cares.
edit TJ Botsford
TJ Botsford is the little brother of Wordgirl but he does not know that. He loves Wordgirl and wants to do her but he does not know that his sister Becky Botsford is Wordgirl.
Sally Botsford is Becky botsfords smokin' hot mom. She works as a city attorney but everyone does not care because of her rockin' Tits. She never has sex with her husband Tim because she is to busy cheating on him with every single guy in the city. Including known actor David Hasselhoff
edit Tim Botsford
Tim Botsford is Becky's dad and he is a total fruit he cooks cleans and does women stuff because he is a closeted homosexual. His wife is hot but he just married her so people won't figure out his gayness. He actually is in a gay affair With Mr.Ming which is Todds dad. They are always scenes in the show that show him fucking his dad and it is totally weird.
Pedobear is a side characters that only appeared in a few episodes and raped Wordgirl on several occasions.
edit Steven Boxleitner
The good doctor used to be a good guy before his tragic accident now he is a child hungry pedophile out to take peoples cheese. (Not that he was already a pedo to begin with).
edit WordGirl (The Show and Its Controversies)The show aired for 3 years until PBS pulled the plug on it for its suggestive material. Some parents and/or soccer moms who nobody likes sent complaints to the broadcasters for the airing of this vulgar show, even forcing this one mother to shave her head and mail them the contents of her hair to them. PBS was astonished by the appeal of many parents and stopped the show completely. After rewatching some episodes, they have found over 10,000 reasons to get it off the air. For example, in the episode "Wordgirl and the Holy Grail," she was publicly saying obscenities to the bad guys while Huggy was flinging his poop at the wall. But the episode that they found most offensive was "Chuck Makes a Fuck" where Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy (one of the villains) was using crack and cavorting with whores in his mother's basement. But it did not stop there; many of the broadcasters found that the episode "Band on the Run" was extremely bad to show to children showing the Beatles and Wordgirl doing acid and LSD while listening to the song "Here Comes the Sun." While more viewings of the episodes were brought to attention, a PBS broadcaster reported a inappropriate episode of Dr.Two-Brains publicly having sex with Becky to get her to say her secret identity in the episode "Dr. Two-Brains Forgets This Is Illegal". Many of the episodes were actually so inappropriate that only PBS broadcasters with strong stomachs or just want to whack off had to watch them. But after reviewing every episode, they finally got it off the air in the summer of August 13, 2010. Yet fans do still want the show to keep running and they have started a petition to bring it back on the air; it was ignored by many, including the PBS broadcasters themselves.
edit After the Cancellation of the Show and the AftermathWhen the show was canceled many of the actors were disbanded, never to talk about this horrible ordeal again. But Becky Botsford, who played Wordgirl in the show, still furthered her career in acting, playing in numerous movies like "Lolita Takes Up Scuba Diving" and failed movie "Some Chicks Go to Hollywood." But Tom Kenny stopped playing the doctor and decided to take up a career in cat huffing. George Clooney, who played Mr. Big in the series, did what every handsome actor who is getting old and ugly do: star in porn.
edit Did you know?* In the episode "I'd Ride That Pony," Wordgirl mounts an orgy with Tobey and Two-Brains (and when they get tired they sleep on top of Huggy's face). But sadly the episode never came to light.
- Did you know that Eileen is a lesbian?
- Violet is stupid because her mom did drugs and LSD when she was pregnant with her.
- Tobey has a blow up doll of Wordgirl in his room and he has sex with it on occasion.
- Before Mr. Big had a prostitute business he worked for pennies at a whore house.
- Two-Brains was always seen humping Wordgirl on screen but it was never censored because PBS thought it would be pretty cool for the ratings.
- Scoops is related to Yao Ming and Jackie Chan.
- Wordgirl is actually a sorry excuse for a loli show made by Americans to appeal to Otakus.
- If you see closely in the show you can see in the back ground a Grue and a guy.
- Two-Brains was always a pedophile and loves being one.
edit The "wordgirl movie" Or better known as the very long episode that never came to light
Yes there was a movie that was created before it's cancellation but it was never aired cause of it's extreme content that it had when reviewed by the PBS staff was so alarming that the mere mention of it's content well make the world end by imploding on it's self and sending the world into 2012. But luckily sneaking fans took bootlegged footage of it and it can be seen on under ground pornographic websites. In the Jane Lynch plays herself and tries to make Wordgirl use nice words to makes everyone feel fuzzy and cuddly inside. But it did not work because Wordgirl looses her shit and can not stand the use of such happy words. So in the end she ends up swearing up such a storm that every word in the swear book was used so much that is made Jane Lynch's ears melt from use. Then the movie ends with the biggest orgy that fair City had ever seen. It included intercourse with every villain and pedobear joining in. A gru joined in and Oscar Wilde couldn't even resist. Thus watching the gull orgy scene may cause the world to implode and plunge into 2012 like stated earlier.