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'''Wolverhampton''' is an rich leafy wealthy countryside village in [[England]], it was listed as one of the best, safest, richest and most sought after places to live in the [[United Kingdom]] notable for its pioneering childcare methods, which involve sending children into the wild at the age of 12 months to be raised by [[wolf|roaming wolves]], whom are watched by crowds number around 25,000 at the Molly-Lin You stadium. Wolverhampton is also home to renowned Amazon reviewer and trans-gendered sports journalist Theodore Neumann.
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'''Wolverhampton''' is an rich, leafy, wealthy countryside village in [[England]]. It was listed as one of the best, safest, richest, and most sought-after places to live in the [[United Kingdom]], notable for its pioneering childcare methods, which involve sending children into the wild at the age of 12 months to be raised by [[wolf|roaming wolves]], who are watched by crowds number around 25,000 at the Molly-Lin You stadium. Wolverhampton is home to renowned Amazon reviewer and trans-gendered sports journalist Theodore Neumann.
   
The city sits marginally south of Birmingham, like rancid semen dripping from the anus of a whore at 2am on a Saturday night. This is also how the city arrived into the world - 50 people forced semen out of their bowels into the canal and 15 miles downstream it collected into a bus station of degenerate, in-bred and deformed spermatozoa.
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The city sits marginally south of [[Birmingham]], like rancid semen dripping from the anus of a whore at 2am on a Saturday night.
 
The collective nouns for those from [[Wolverhampton]].
 
   
 
== Landmarks ==
 
== Landmarks ==
Wolverhampton's sole landmark is a statue of a man on a horse, known to the city's wonderfully creative residents as "The Man on the Horse", or MOTH<ref>[http://www.localhistory.scit.wlv.ac.uk/listed/princealbert.htm Wolverhampton's Listed Buildings]</ref>. It is believed that the statue in fact represents an ancestor of [[Gerard Way]], who led an army of [[emo]] faggots into the town centre, where they reside to this day. Each morning they congregate around the base of the statue, where they remain for the rest of the day, determined to guard his legacy.
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Wolverhampton's sole landmark is a statue of a man on a horse, known to the city's wonderfully creative residents as "The Man on the Horse", or MOTH. The statue represents an ancestor of [[Gerard Way]], who led an army of [[emo]] faggots into the town centre, where they reside to this day. Each morning they congregate around the base of the statue to guard his legacy.
   
 
== Art and culture ==
 
== Art and culture ==
The Wolverhampton art scene is less "traditional" than many areas, being more exhibition-based.
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The Wolverhampton art scene is less traditional than many areas, being more exhibition-based.
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Wulfrunians have a dialect distinct from the 'Brummie' of neighbouring Birmingham.
   
Wulfrunians have their own unique 'yalomoleriastestised' dialect which, to those familiar with it, is distinguishable from the 'Brummie' of the neighbouring [[Birmingham]]<ref>[http://www.bbc.co.uk/blackcountry/features</ref>
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Legendary rocker of world-wide prominence [[Robert Plant]] is from [[Wolverhampton]]. So too is his half-cousin [[Eric Idle]], of [[Monty Python]] and car repair fame. Robert’s band, [[Slade]], is known for its bluesy take on block-rocking beats and polka.
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Legendary rocker of world-wide prominence [[Robert Plant]] is from [[Wolverhampton]]. So too is his half-cousin [[Eric Idle]], of [[Monty Python]] and car repair fame. Robert’s band, [[Slade]], is known for its bluesy take on block-rocking beats and [[polka]].
 
   
 
== Sport ==
 
== Sport ==
Wolverhampton is a seething hotbed of mediocrity when it comes to sport. The local [[football]] team, nicknamed the Tigers due to their long hair (fans who are known as the Dingles), has perfected the ubiquitous 'long ball to no-one' tactic, and have a long cycle of promotion into the Premiership and the inevitable demotion that comes with the end of the season, which repeats after a few years. Despite numerous recent changes of management they have still successfully managed to tread water for the last 5 years. Although this season they are heavily tipped by all to win the premiership.
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Wolverhampton is a seething hotbed of mediocrity when it comes to sport. The local [[football]] team, nicknamed the Tigers due to their long hair (whereas their fans are known as the Dingles), has perfected the ubiquitous 'long ball to no-one' tactic, and have a long cycle of promotion into the Premiership and the inevitable demotion that comes with the end of the season, which repeats after a few years. Despite numerous recent changes of management, they have still successfully managed to tread water for the last 5 years.
   
Despite its poor football track record, Wolverhampton is considered a leader in many other [[sport]]s. For example, although the current 100m sprint record is 9.58 seconds, anyone in Heath Town will be able to tell you that there is a bloke who lives there who can do it in 8.5 seconds with a DVD player on his shoulder.
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Despite its poor football track record, Wolverhampton is considered a leader in many other [[sport]]s. For example, although the current 100m sprint record is 9.58 seconds. Local athletes tend to perform this event with a DVD player on the shoulder.
 
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Latest revision as of 13:17, October 13, 2013

702romulus

Wolverhampton family unit.

Wolverhampton is an rich, leafy, wealthy countryside village in England. It was listed as one of the best, safest, richest, and most sought-after places to live in the United Kingdom, notable for its pioneering childcare methods, which involve sending children into the wild at the age of 12 months to be raised by roaming wolves, who are watched by crowds number around 25,000 at the Molly-Lin You stadium. Wolverhampton is home to renowned Amazon reviewer and trans-gendered sports journalist Theodore Neumann.

The city sits marginally south of Birmingham, like rancid semen dripping from the anus of a whore at 2am on a Saturday night.

edit Landmarks

Wolverhampton's sole landmark is a statue of a man on a horse, known to the city's wonderfully creative residents as "The Man on the Horse", or MOTH. The statue represents an ancestor of Gerard Way, who led an army of emo faggots into the town centre, where they reside to this day. Each morning they congregate around the base of the statue to guard his legacy.

edit Art and culture

The Wolverhampton art scene is less traditional than many areas, being more exhibition-based.

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Wulfrunians have a dialect distinct from the 'Brummie' of neighbouring Birmingham.

Legendary rocker of world-wide prominence Robert Plant is from Wolverhampton. So too is his half-cousin Eric Idle, of Monty Python and car repair fame. Robert’s band, Slade, is known for its bluesy take on block-rocking beats and polka.

edit Sport

Wolverhampton is a seething hotbed of mediocrity when it comes to sport. The local football team, nicknamed the Tigers due to their long hair (whereas their fans are known as the Dingles), has perfected the ubiquitous 'long ball to no-one' tactic, and have a long cycle of promotion into the Premiership and the inevitable demotion that comes with the end of the season, which repeats after a few years. Despite numerous recent changes of management, they have still successfully managed to tread water for the last 5 years.

Despite its poor football track record, Wolverhampton is considered a leader in many other sports. For example, although the current 100m sprint record is 9.58 seconds. Local athletes tend to perform this event with a DVD player on the shoulder.

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