Wizet
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Wizet is the most infamous organization that invented cyberbullying. Their goal is to conquer the world", and so far they have conquered 99.99% of all retarded gamers. Their Emo staff (shown right), work daily to improve the quality of their games.
Wizet's headquarters are located in Guantanamo Bay, Rhode Island, and also at a secret location in Antartica. Here they plan how to regain the lost .01% of the world's gamers. Why do you think all the people who went to Antarctica never came back?
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[edit] Basics
Wizet makes games. They then control the people easily. They use a mob of GMs that crowd one of the six game servers, and leave all the other servers to be ruled by hackers with the occasional GM passing by. This easily maintains order in one server, and lets the others wreck havoc. To control the hackers, Wizet has fun banning them in Banning Raids seen here (bottom of page). All players of their game pretend to be happy so they will not be banned.
[edit] Other Creations by Wizet
Wizet has fun making things trying to convert others. Their greatest creations is Hurricane Katrina which converted 1 player. They have also made the game Neopets which has proved so popular among girls that is now the #1 girls website for ages 7-12. They are also Linux's cousin, and had dinner with Chuck Norris, which too, Wizet had converted. I LOVE MARY!!! SABRINA020 FTWW~!
[edit] Invasion by Nexon
Nexon invaded and took over Wizet, after Wizet launched the world hit game MapleStory. Nexon is often referred as "The Nazi's of the internet." When Nexon invaded Wizet, it took all the games, and 500 players hostage. They threatened to "PWN" the players. When Wizet tried to rebel against the attacks, Nexon's Leader, a.k.a Hitler, started a Wikipedia page about MapleStory, and how it is owned by Nexon. The article was locked, and Wizet didn't have a Wikipedia account at that time, and was forced to give in to Nexon.
[edit] See Also
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Other information include how Wizet used to be a company called Teziw. It was a German Male strip club where they sold hairy, bald men to other transfestites.
