Wizard

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A wizard is a semi-intelligent magical creature that possesses powers which transcend physical reality. It's prone to screwing things up, or just screwing things. Like when a wizard created the universe, or when it suddenly turned evil, or when it sniffed up your cat, or when it shat on your head. A wizard did all of that stuff.

Contents 1 Types of wizards 1.1 Magical wizards 1.2 Gay wizards 1.3 Rainbow wizards 1.4 Pervert wizards 1.5 Rapist wizards 1.6 Orgy wizards 1.7 Shit wizards 1.8 Wizards with volcanic dragon dicks 2 Conclusion

[edit] Types of wizards

[edit] Magical wizards

Main article: A wizard did it

They're the 'normal' kind of wizard. They fuck up your life the regular way.

[edit] Gay wizards

Main article: Two wizards did it

They're the kind that fuck you up the ass.

[edit] Rainbow wizards

Main article: Category:A wizard did it

They come in different colors! It's fucking magical or something.

[edit] Pervert wizards

Main article: Lesbians: Wizards did it

They're the kind that create lesbian girls and then watch them having sex.

[edit] Rapist wizards

Main article: Dexter111344, really

They're the kind that fuck you up the ass in a non-friendly way.

[edit] Orgy wizards

Main article: Four wizards, a slutty nurse, and Dennis Kucinich did it

Better watch out for those.

[edit] Shit wizards

Main article: 2 Wizards 1 Cup

They will make you poop and eat your poop.

[edit] Wizards with volcanic dragon dicks

Main article: A wizard did it: A Retrospective#The Ultimate Wizard Interpretation

If you see one of these, you're done for. It will rape you until you explode with hot lava.

[edit] Conclusion

Now you know everything you need to know about wizards. You better go hide somewhere now. The wizards are after you.