Wiz Khalifa

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Wiz Khalifa stoned out of his mind, In 2010

Cameron Jibril Thomaz (born September 8, 1987), Pot smoker, weekend drunk, and Jockey better known by the stage name Wiz Khalifa, is an African-American rapper. He released his debut album, Show and Prove (Which people never heard of it), in 2006, and signed to Warner Bros the same people that made Looney Tunes. His Crazy Frog Ringtone-influenced single, "Say Hell Yeah Bitch! HA, HA, HA!", received Bubble Gum radio airplay but it flopped, charting on the Rhythmic Top 40 and Hot Rap Tracks charts in 2008. Khalifa parted with Warner Bros because they stop giving him weed money and released his second album, Deal or No Deal for Real, in November 2009. He released the mixtape Kush, Orange Juice, Cheese Eggs, and Turkey Bacon as a free download in April 2010; he then signed with Atlantic Records making that real money. He is also well known for his debut single for Atlantic, "Black and Yellow Pee", which peaked at number 1 on the Billboard Hot 100. His debut album for the label, Rolling Raw Papers, was released on March 29, 2011.

Early Life

Wiz Khalifa suffers from dead dick syndrome, this is because when he was just a child all the men from his family raped him up his tight pink hairy butt-hole as part of an African ritual. since then he has been smocking pot to forget his enlarged pink tattooed butthole.



ONE OF WIZ KHALIFA'S MOST NOTICEABLE ACHIEVEMENTS WAS WHEN HE TOOK 30 BIG FAT BLACK COCKS UP HIS ASS, 10 BLACK COCKS IN HIS NOUTH, ONE IN EACH EAR, ONE IN THE BELLYBUTTON, AND TWO UP EACH NOSTRIL. THIS IS HOW BLACK PEOPLE START TO GET THIER TYPICAL UGLY NIGGER MANHOOD APEARANCE... WITH BIG LIPS, HUGE NOSE, AND OVERSIZED BUTTHOLES.--------------------------------------------

8==============================D o <------- KHALIFA'S BUTT HOLE BEFORE IT BECAME LOOSE, WRINKLY, AND SAGGY DUE TO FAMILY MEMBERS CARESSING HIS YOUNG PINK MONKEY BUTTHOLE. AMEN

Career

THIS NIGGER LIKES TO FUCK MONKEYS,

Personal life

CURRENTLY FUCKING YOUR MOM.

Discography

Studio albums

Show and Prove (2006) Deal or No Deal For Real (2009) Rolling Raw Papers (2011) Im The Shit Bitch! (2012) Hip Hop Rap Pop Music

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