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The Prisoner (US Remake) is a US Remake of the 1967 British Spy Drama The Prisoner. It stars Jeffrey Donovan, Gabrielle Anwar, Bruce Campbell, and Sharon Gless, and is written and produced by Matt Nix and the since defunct Patrick McGoohan. The series premiered on June 28, 2007 on the USA Network and is in its third season. As with many American remakes of British television shows, The Prisoner (US Remake) seeks to appeal to a wider audience than the original by removing obfuscatory Britishisms and substituting in American cultural references and a higher special effects budget.

The series follows former spy Number Six (Donovan) as he attempts to discover who exiled him to the tropical resort town of Miami and why, and escape.

Miami is the fictional setting where Number Six is interned alongside other former spies and operatives. Its location is never given, though in the episode "Many Happy Old Friends", it is estimated to be roughly eight thousand miles west of Dubai. In the episode "The Chimes of St. James", Number Six ostensibly escapes to Montego Bay but later realizes he hasn't left Miami when his deceivers neglect to account for the time difference; if the bearings given in that episode were accurate, Miami is roughly 300 miles north of Cuba and 500 miles north of Jamaica. The location where The Prisoner (US Remake) is filmed is a secret that will not be revealed until the show has wrapped, to keep tourists away from the sets at the request of the resort's owner.(more...)

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Rod Serling was a simple, mild-mannered television personality with a very special gift. He didn't know it yet, but soon events would unfold that would change the course of his life forever.

A small town on a misty night

Serling grew up in a small, quaint town, the kind that promises a good man every good thing. He spent his hours pouring over his collection of books. Books which on the surface seem normal, inconsequential. But on this misty night somewhere on the eastern seaboard, he would find himself deeply mired in a story from which he could not escape, no matter how he tried. A simple pair of glasses, forgotten on a nightstand. For most men, a problem easily solved. But for Serling, it is the beginning of a nightmare that might never end.

A career in television

"Rodman? Rodman, are you still in there writing those stories of yours?"

A single lamp illuminates a typed page as Rod Serling types carefully on a 50s-era typewriter. "Yes, Mrs. Goldman."

"Rodman, I have to go. I made soup. You should eat."

"Yes, thank you, Mrs. Goldman."

"I'll see you in the morning then. I hope you're not still there when I come back!"

"I'll be fine, Mrs. Goldman, thank you."

He types the last sentence of his screenplay and pulls it out of the typewriter. He puts on his reading glasses and looks at it carefully. Suddenly, the typewriter begins to type by itself. The room tilts at a 45 degree angle and Serling backs away. The typewriter continues to type. After a while it stops. Carefully, Serling inserts a new paper into the machine. The typewriter begins to self-type. Serling adjusts his glasses and looks at the words. His eyes widen as he reads: (more...)

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  • ...that Old Tech is the name given to the latest trend in high technology?
  • ...that the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
  • ...that the film industry of Mediocre Britain has become one of the most successful film industries in the world as its wise and far-sighted producers, realising in the mid-80’s that people were afraid of any form of innovation or originality in the cinema, endlessly re-make the same 3 movies?
  • ...that you are likely to be eaten by a Gruiform?
  • ...that the fate of the luscious island paradise of Porchesia was decided by one called 'Danny' who wiped out the whole island in between ordering groceries and watching videos on YouTube?

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One way to assure Lightning Awareness is to be struck by it.

November 12: Lightning awareness day (Worldwide), Scheissenfest (Austria)

  • 65th Annual Japanese Remembrance Day, For remembering Japan.
  • 1513 - In one of his lesser known works, "Mein Scheisskampf", Martin Luther claims to have gotten into a battle with the devil, flinging his "Scheisse" as a weapon. No shit.
  • 1620 - A number of pirates shipwreck on a gigantic rock off of the Massachusetts coast. In a measure to combat cannibalism amongst the surviving members, the Mayflower Compact is signed. In the end, however, nine are eaten with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
  • 1775 - American Revolutionary War: The Continental Congress passes a resolution creating two battalions of mimes, later renamed the United States Mime Corps. They are primarily used as human shields.
  • 1934 - Over a largish tankard of Guinness, the Irish House of Commons makes buggery illegal.
  • 1880 - Ned Kelly is hanged in Australia for beating around the bush.
  • 1889 - Washington is admitted as a state of the Union; is propped up at a podium to give a speech despite the obvious decay.
  • 1902 - Element 4, Cheesium, first isolated by scientists in Paris. Rioting ensues.
  • 1918 - Germany signs a pact to be prissy for the next twenty-one years until an Austrian prick screws it all up.
  • 1930 - Albert Einstein and some dude you don't know receive a patent for the Einstein refrigerator. No Bullshit
  • 1955 - Marty McFly completes the first successful time travel experiment after lightning strikes the Hill Valley clock tower.
  • 1955 - Doc Brown's flying DeLorean is struck by lightning.
  • 1996 - The Paris Hilton opens for its first customer.
  • 1997 - Nothing happens. At all.
  • 1998 - Marty McFly travels in time to record a porn video with Paris Hilton. It becomes known as knock the back outta ya 2
  • 2007 - Doritos chili cheese lime are invented, thus changing the future of crunchy snacks as we know it.
  • 2010 - Some Stuff Happens, existence as we know it starts up again.
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