Wingdings

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Wingdings, the original blockbuster tells the story of three lifes (a pirate, policeman and Jew) who come together in a tragic 'accident' (which ogles a bit with the sequel).

Wingdings is a anti-semitic film controversiale produced by the Microsoft Corp., and was directed by multi-Grammy award winner Bill Gates and is about dings with wings.

[edit] WHAT IS WINGDINGS?

Wingdings is a anti-semitic film controversiale produced by the Microsoft Corp., and was directed by multi-Grammy award winner Bill Gates and is about dings with wings.

An extra bonus alternate ending on the DVD of Wingdings (1).

The movie features fictional terrorist attacks, (at least, they were back in the days) like aeroplanes slicing the lifejuice out of the World Trade Center and pirates plundering the city.

Wingdings 2, a bit more sentimental than its prequel, had a much lesser commercial succes.

In spite of strikes and snowball- and asbestosfights in front of the doors of Microsoft, Wingdings was sequelled: Wingdings 2 (Reloaded) and Wingdings 3 (Wingdings Return (Wingdings returns in Europe (Apocalypse Now 2 in China)):)).