Windows XP

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Whats so special about Windows XP?. Absolutely nothing. Except that a Windows XP is old. If you have one, get rid of it. Get a 7 or something. Or maybe a 7-Up. then pour it on your Windows 7. then you have a Windows 14-Up. Like in Super Mario Brothers Only better.

edit Why not a Windows XP?

Don't get or hold on to a crappy Windows XP because if you do, and your "Not So Crappy Friends" see it, then your crappy. Crap is NOT cool. The only thing more crappy then an XP is a Vista. "There is no link for Vista because its so crappy" The following math is Windows XP, Vista and 7.

Windows XP

Windows Vista

Windows 7

'Nuff said?

Now go do something with your life. You disgust me. I ripped open my XP and fed the cords to my dog. The rest i gave to Earth911. <-- NO little R or C Why? I dont want to be eaten by a giant wave.The End of the World

But you know what? I don't care. I Don`t Care if you don't care about the environment. So you know what? Fine. I don't care if you get eaten by a giant wave. I'm not talking.

Speaking of which, YOU are pollution. Yes, i am insulting you. Yes, you do not know that. Yes, your whole account will be huffed soon. Yes, i will get huffed for huffing an admin for huffing the huff which huffed your account which was huffed by the cat.

But you know what? you can't stop, can you? You came here for a damn wikipedia? Well you know what? I'm gonna give You Something to do. Notice all the linked pages. You want something to do? Click all the linkes on the page. Ok? Don't stop until you read them all.

God damn it, go do something with your life. Like sit in the corner. Then move to another corner. See? Constructive, right? I wasted 15 minutes of my time to please you for 5 seconds. Really? 5 seconds? That's the longest attention span i've ever seen. Kidding. You are so Un-Constructive. Your as Un-constructive as Uncyclopedia is Un-cyclopedia. You know what? Your probably going to delete the whole thing anyways, because your attention spam is so short. So don't read any further. NAO.

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