Windows FireRed/LeafGreen

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Windows FireRed/LeafGreen common startup screen.

Windows FireRed/LeafGreen is a brand new console developed by Microsoft and Nintendo. Also it's a remake of the old Windows versions Windows Red and Windows Blue (a.k.a. Windows Blue Screen). This new version of Window, which will be released to the market as a console instead of a software, will include special editions of Microsoft's best-sold programs, like Wordpad and MS Paint with cameos of Nintendo's all-star characters, such as Rayman and R2D2. Windows FireRed/GreenLeaf will be released between Never and Ever.

Windows FireRed/LeafGreen is currently not binary-compatible. Instead, program have to be recompiled with a modified version of GCC called DittoGCC.

[edit] Hardware

Windows FireRed/LeafGreen will have no keyboard, instead, it will have a unique rectangle-like joy pad with every single key of the keyboard. There will be also the possibility of installing printing and scanning utilities and drivers. Unfortunately, there will be no ports for such things. Windows FireRed/LeafGreen will not use mice, instead it will use a mini version of this fancy carpet.

[edit] Software

[edit] Windows FireRed

Charmander Explorer as Internet browser (or Mozilla Vulpix).
McChansey AntiVirus
M$ Snorlax Genuine Advantage

[edit] Windows LeafGreen

Bulbasaur Explorer as Internet browser (or Pokemon Safari).
Dr. Oak AntiVirus

And more!

[edit] Both versions

Farfetch'd Express as email client (or Mozilla Zapdos).
Minesweeper Master League
MS-Mew Disk Cloning
MS-PORYGON
Pokemon Pinball
Pellypessenger

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