William Henry Harrison

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'''William Henry Harrison''' (February 9, 1773 – April 4, 1841) was ninth president of the [[United States of America]] and is best known for having the shortest wiki article of all the presidents. There is not a lot to say, so we haven't.<ref>That's the honest truth. Harrison was elected in November 1840 and sworn in as US President in March 1841. One month later Harrison was dead after catching a cold from a citizen sneezing all over him and then wiping his nose on the president's frock coat. It should have been curable but then no one knew much about germs and kleenex. Harrison was told to wrap up warm and not to touch strangers but he ignored advice, the stubborn silly old [[Whig Party|Whig]]. So he would have probably been a terrible president, done nothing except ride a horse round [[Washington]] and pestering the ladies. So lets move on shall we?</ref>
 
'''William Henry Harrison''' (February 9, 1773 – April 4, 1841) was ninth president of the [[United States of America]] and is best known for having the shortest wiki article of all the presidents. There is not a lot to say, so we haven't.<ref>That's the honest truth. Harrison was elected in November 1840 and sworn in as US President in March 1841. One month later Harrison was dead after catching a cold from a citizen sneezing all over him and then wiping his nose on the president's frock coat. It should have been curable but then no one knew much about germs and kleenex. Harrison was told to wrap up warm and not to touch strangers but he ignored advice, the stubborn silly old [[Whig Party|Whig]]. So he would have probably been a terrible president, done nothing except ride a horse round [[Washington]] and pestering the ladies. So lets move on shall we?</ref>
   

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William Henry Harrison. President of the United States for about as long as it will take you to read this summary of his presidency.

“I am now President of these here United States of America..”
~ William Henry Harrison
“Wrap up warm Willy! You know Washington can be cold in March.”
~ Mrs Harrison on William Henry Harrison
“My good man. I am fresh out of clean handkerchiefs. Wipe your nose on my coat!”
~ William Henry Harrison
“Now if I had been shot, then I would have been remembered. Killed by a snotty schnozzer is not the same thing is it?. No mon..”
~ William Henry Harrison's last words
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William Henry Harrison (February 9, 1773 – April 4, 1841) was ninth president of the United States of America and is best known for having the shortest wiki article of all the presidents. There is not a lot to say, so we haven't.[1]

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  1. That's the honest truth. Harrison was elected in November 1840 and sworn in as US President in March 1841. One month later Harrison was dead after catching a cold from a citizen sneezing all over him and then wiping his nose on the president's frock coat. It should have been curable but then no one knew much about germs and kleenex. Harrison was told to wrap up warm and not to touch strangers but he ignored advice, the stubborn silly old Whig. So he would have probably been a terrible president, done nothing except ride a horse round Washington and pestering the ladies. So lets move on shall we?
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