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Wee Wullie Frazer (born Curly Watts on the 6th of July 1690) is a full time f̶a̶r̶-̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ ̶l̶u̶n̶a̶t̶i̶c̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶m̶p̶u̶l̶s̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶l̶i̶a̶r̶ human rights activist from South Armagh, Northern Ireland. Willie first came to stardom after uploading several hilarious YouTube videos about promoting freedom of speech and the right to debate. Following the 2012 Belfast fleg protests Willie has made it clear that he's the loyalist of all loyal loyalists regardless of what dorty fenion loving lundy thramps like Gregory Campbell might say. Willie has a penchant for blaming things he doesn't like on the IRA while accusing those he doesn't agree with as being members or sympathisers of said group. He also single handily defeated 20 IRA men who tried to kidnap him.
edit Early life
Wee Wullie was born to local South Armagh gangster Bertie Frazer and his wife, Maggie. Some local sources have stated that the Frazer clan were always out to cause trouble and his parents were known supporters of Tara, an Evangelical Christian group led by mad pastor Ian Paisley. Willie has contradicted these statements on his website. However, given the many other aspects of life he also contradicts, no one should pass any notice to them.
Willie's father was a member of the infamous Glenanne Gang, a criminal and UVF terrorist organisation that operated largely around South Armagh, East Tyrone and South Down. The gang consisted entirely of members of the UDR (which Bertie Frazer belonged to) and the RUC. If you ask Wee Wullie about the Glenanne gang he'll simply call you an IRA sympathiser and/or block you from his Facebook page. Auld Bertie (as he was commonly known as) was shot dead after provoking members of the Provisional IRA into a gun battle.
Prior to his life as a p̶r̶o̶f̶e̶s̶s̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ ̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ ̶t̶a̶l̶k̶e̶r̶ ̶ human rights activist, Wee Wullie was a member of the Territorial Army. Wullie initally wanted to join his eldest brother in the UDR however he wasn't cut out for the job. Of course being a fully pledged Walter Mitty, Wullie would tell everyone he served in the UDR following the death of his brother. He was also a close associate if not an actual member of the UVF. After two teenagers were mordered by leading local UVF men at his Armagh nightclub, he quickly shut it down as to slow down the RUC morder investigation.
edit Professional life
Wee Wullie started gaining attention in 2006 following the Love Ulster Parades in Dublin which resulted in riots. When interviewed on RTÉ news that evening most people believed they were watching The Savage Eye, a satirical show on the network with a focus on politics. It was only after that people realised that this was an actual loyalist form Northern Ireland. 2006 was also the year Wee Wullie started uploading his YouTube videos. His videos were famous for lacking a comment section while holding thousands of dislikes among 10 likes at most. His videos were always nonsensical rants beginning with the phrase "It has come to my attention" followed by threats against Martin McGuinness and then accusing Gerry Adams of doing something. His videos proved hundreds of hours worth of comedy.
In May 2012, after seeing the Italian flag being flown as part of a cultural event held in Donaghmore's St Patrick's Primary School and mistaking it for the Irish Tricolour, Frazer accused the school for 4- to 11-year-old children of being "the junior headquarters of SF/IRA youth", stating on Facebook that "I wounder do they also train the children in how to use weapons, for it seems they can do what they wont.[sic]"
Wullie came to public eye again following the 2012 fleg protests in Belfast. In the following months Wullie teamed up with former BNP fundraiser, Dodgy Dowson along with some low key Belfast loyalists such as Sam "so it is" McCrory, a male stripper from the Shankill Road; Rub McGee, a drug dealer and gay pimp from East Belfast; and Tintin O'Bryson, a retard. In April 2013 the group formed Protestant Coalition, better known as Prod Co., a "militant" far-right loyalist politcal party. Frazer, Rub and Samsoitis still remain members of the organisation while Dodgy has distanced himself after he ran away with all their monies, however he still claims leadership over the party. Bryson hasn't been associated with the party since he was out funded by a gorilla during the run up to the 2014 European elections. It's assumed that Young Séamie left the party because he deemed it too moderate for his liking and instead teamed up with Ruth Patterson. Bryson still remains friendly with Prod Co. just in case Ruth gets bored with him.
edit Exposing the IRA, South Armagh Crusade and accusations of Paedophilia
For the past nine years Wee Wullie has been rambling on about how he will expose the IRA. Recently he caught the IRA sticking his melted kitchen pots out of Orange Order Lodges in his local area. This is part of his recent crusade in the South Armagh area where he intends of catching the IRA in the act. So far most of his proof is general ignorance of his surroundings e.g. he said that the IRA dumped water containers near a field when in fact at that time of year (April) farmers usually leave containers about.
In his most recent escapades in South Armagh, Frazer was questioned by the PSNI in regards to taking photos of a children's play park. This is not the first time Frazer has done something like this and thus it has led many to suspect that he is actually a paedophile.
edit Threats against his life
On the 10th of February 2013, Frazer set his own car on fire. He claimed that it was the IRA because he had been trying to expose them for the last seven years. Wee Wullie also wrote a death threat to himself in a Christmas card the previous December. The envelope that was sent lacked a postal mark and had a second rate stamp. The envelope also included bullets which were too large for the regulated size. The writing in the card was also his own handwriting.
edit Personal life
Wullie is married to Anne Frazer, who has been the main bread winner in the household ever since the EU found out that the money given to FAIR was resting in Wullie's account.
Frazer is a fan of the works of J.R.R. Tolkien and has advanced so far into the video game Shadow of Mordor that he has found the three headed boss of Adamskellymcguinness.