Will It Blend?
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Will it blend?
That is the question.
edit Opening theme
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edit Introduction
Today I was browsing about Uncyclopedia, but then I realized they didn't have a page about me. Therefore, I am going to blend a page using bits from other wiki pages on the web about me. Now, on Uncyclopedia they say that you shouldn't vandalize. Well, they don't say nothing about sticking an article in a Blendtec blender.
edit Ingredients
Firstly, let's stick a potato in there...
Now, let's put in a bit of cabal berries...
And finally, let's top the whole thing off with a bit of dramamine.
I think I'll press the "Edit" button.
edit Blending
edit Results
Whew, Wiki smoke. Don't breathe this!
You know, I think I have a featured article on my hands here.
