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Will it blend?

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That is the question.

Opening themeEdit

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IntroductionEdit

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Today I was browsing about Uncyclopedia, but then I realized they didn't have a page about me. Therefore, I am going to blend a page using bits from other wiki pages on the web about me. Now, on Uncyclopedia they say that you shouldn't vandalize. Well, they don't say nothing about sticking an article in a Blendtec blender.

IngredientsEdit

Firstly, let's stick a potato in there...

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Now, let's put in a bit of cabal berries...

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And finally, let's top the whole thing off with a bit of dramamine.

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I think I'll press the "Edit" button.

BlendingEdit

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ResultsEdit

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Whew, Wiki smoke. Don't breathe this!

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You know, I think I have a featured article on my hands here.

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YES, IT BLENDS!

See alsoEdit

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Will It Blend?.

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Will It Blend? is part of Uncyclopedia's series on Mass Media.