Wilford Brimley

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[[Image:wilford.jpg|thumbnail|right|The last known photo taken of Wilford before his mysterious disappearance.]]
 
[[Image:wilford.jpg|thumbnail|right|The last known photo taken of Wilford before his mysterious disappearance.]]
   
'''Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley''' (987-?) is a well-known [[Oatmeal|Quaker Oats]] entrepreneur, owner of [[Liberty Medical]], actor, Last Boss of the Internet, mustache aficionado, [[walrus]], [[Viking]], and [[Ayn Rand|Ayn Rand's]] inspiration for [[John Galt]]. His work has inspired millions over time through his best-selling novel [[Dianetics|Diebetics]], and he is widely considered to be the greatest (and oldest) man to ever walk the earth. He also suffers from the [[Diabetes|Diabeetus]]. In 1949, Wilford was chosen by George Orwell to be the face of BIG BOTHER (sic) in Orwell's novel '1984', later retitled to 'Wilford Brimley's Moustache and the End of the Universe'.
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'''Wilford "Diabeetus" Brimley''' (987-?) is a well-known [[Oatmeal|Quaker Oats]] entrepreneur, owner of [[Liberty Medical]], actor, Last Boss of the Internet, mustache aficionado, [[walrus]], [[Viking]], and [[Ayn Rand|Ayn Rand's]] inspiration for [[John Galt]]. His work has inspired millions over time through his best-selling novel [[Dianetics|Diebetics]], and he is widely considered to be the greatest (and oldest) man to ever walk the earth. He also suffers from the [[Diabetes|Diabeetus]].
   
 
== Wilford's Early Days ==
 
== Wilford's Early Days ==

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